New QUIJIBO hits the stands!

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2004

28 PAGES on REAL PAPER!! Of which 10 pages of my copy are already
STUCK TOGETHER!

Yes, QUIJIBO is more effective SubPorn than even "Walking With
Dinosaurs." JUICY GOSSIP! LURID PICS OF HALF DRESSED CONNIETITES! Dr.
Howll's SERMON, TRANSCRIBED! TWO columns by Rev. Vagina Jones!
Hilarious obituaries! LIKE ALT.SLACK ONLY ILLUSTRATED, AND WITHOUT THE
ASSHOLES!!!

Smearliouslessly, Rev. Chris Lee and St. Mykal D'Archangel have whipped
up their TWENTY-SIXTH issue, and it's everything The Stark Fist would
be if we only needed to send it to 200 people instead of 6,000 -- AND
THEN SOME!

ANY 2 ISSUES only $5!! Plus $1 for postage in U.S.

QUIJIBO CARTEL
18 W. Main St. Suite X
Greenfield, IN 46140

I will VOUCH MAJORLY that if you send $6 to that address (checks to "C.
Bundy") YOU AS A SUBGENIUS WILL BE VERY GLAD YOU DID. Especially if you
ever wondered what the people on this newsgroup LOOK LIKE. Which ones
actually ARE attractive, available women or men? YOU MIGHT BE
SURPRISED!!

Excellent writing, fine printing, lustful editors -- QUIJIBO CARTEL.
*THE* SubGenius Magazine.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

ALSO SPRACH Rev. Ivan Stang:
>LURID PICS OF HALF DRESSED CONNIETITES!

are you saying all of them have some clothes off or some of them have
all their clothes off?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

No, World War Two isn't a fact.

- Blue Rajah

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From: Leonard the Committed <ccssk@ccssk.doesntexist>

Thanks for this post! Was under the impression I needed a credit card to
order it.

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From: Christopher Lee <chris.lee@insightbb.com>

Awwwwwwh damn... this reminds me... I was gonna post one of dem "new
Quijibo's available" sort of posts. I'd best get on that. Otherwise,
what's the point of making Quijibo at all?

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