Howl's Book!

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 14, 2004

Some may have missed this important part of Dr. Howl's last missive:

A Special Announcement

I, Dr. Hal, have written a book and it would please the Gods (let alone
me) if it would sell. It's The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks,
from Frog, Ltd. (North Atlantic Books), written, indexed and
illustrated by Yours Truly. In it I finally answer a question
originally put to me at "The Wizard of Ass" out in the desert some
years ago, as Chicken just tonight reminded me. You see, I eventually
do get around to answering all questions; with some it just takes me
longer, as in this case. This book costs a cool $9.95, but all books
are expensive these days-- I can't help that. However, I'd hate to have
written a "dud" book that didn't sell, for that would sully my already
besmeared reputation even further. So, Dr. Hal fans, if you really are
out there, prove it by going out and getting this book. If you like it,
you might want to get my next book (now in preparation). But first
things first. ISBN number 1-58394-097-9, paperback (but my dinosaur
book, if I ever get it done, will be a hardback). Available in
bookstores, I suppose. Help an impoverished author-- I have to sell a
mountain of these for my royalties to kick in; I have a terrible deal
with the publisher. Hey, bring it to the bar and I'll sign it. That's a
promise.

((Stang here. Friends, Dr. Howl generously gave me a copy of his book.
BUY IT!!!! NOW!!! It's only $10 from Amazon, link below. It's like
having Dr. Howl all to yourself, drawing masterpieces on napkins and
expounding hilariously yet educationally on things you never knew you
needed so badly to know! And there's no Philo talking over him by
reading from a catalog, no Puzzling Evidence to turn up the volume on
the 5 background records just as Howl is approaching the punchline. GO
FOR IT!! This is one of the most SubGeniusly books every created.

THE MEANING OF LOST AND MISMATCHED SOCKS

http://tinyurl.com/3s5xs

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "Ankara" <uh-huh@somewhere.com>

from Amazon:

Customers interested in The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks
may also be interested in:

* Men's Dress Socks

which makes sense I suppose...if they are selling mismatched ones

Ankara

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From: "Sputnik" <sputnik@yourworstnightmare.com>

> ((Stang here. Friends, Dr. Howl generously gave me a copy of his book.
> BUY IT!!!! NOW!!! It's only $10 from Amazon, link below. It's like
> having Dr. Howl all to yourself, drawing masterpieces on napkins and
> expounding hilariously yet educationally on things you never knew you
> needed so badly to know! And there's no Philo talking over him by
> reading from a catalog, no Puzzling Evidence to turn up the volume on
> the 5 background records just as Howl is approaching the punchline. GO
> FOR IT!! This is one of the most SubGeniusly books every created.
>
> THE MEANING OF LOST AND MISMATCHED SOCKS
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3s5xs
>
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