HELP LE MUR

From: ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO <atom8@ILUVSPAMcolumbus.rr.com>
Date: Tue, Nov 25, 2003

"SHUT UP!"
------------------------------NENSLO

Le Mur is hurting and he NEEDS HELP!

Just shut up and send actual $ to Rev. Ivan Stang so he can help

Mr. F LeMUR

Put the mouse down now and move away from the computer.

Send $ to Stang to help LeMUR

GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!!!!

do it

now

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

I used to have this bum I would give a dollar to every time I saw him.
Not because I wanted to help him, but because I knew he would use it
to hasten his own pathetic demise. If I thought this were the case
with LaMer I would empty my bank account for him. I doubt even he
could kill himself with six dollars though.

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From: ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO <atom8@ILUVSPAMcolumbus.rr.com>

Your first and last sentence, as usual, begins with the word "I."

NENSLO this is NOT about YOU! It's about LE MUR. It's about helping LE
MUR.

you are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off topic

be gone you have no power here

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From: Neptune <neptune@no_spam_here>

Le Mur is who ... ?????????????

--
"Today a young man on acid realised that all matter was really energy
condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness
experiencing itself subjectively, there's no such thing as death,
life is only a dream, and we're the imaginations of ourselves.
Here's Tom with the weather ..." - Bill Hicks.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Some guy that used to paste a lot of dobbsheads on stuff.

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From: Neptune <neptune@no_spam_here>

So what's the conflict about???

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Some people think that stating that simple fact instead of spouting
panegyrics about his INCREDIBLE CREATIVE GENIUS is a VILE INSULT to a
TRULY GREAT ARTIST. They think that anyone who doesn't strive to
emulate him by pasting a pipe into the mouth of a picture of a monkey
and putting GOT SLACK? at the bottom, and doing that a dozen times a
day, is some sort of failure who can't be permitted to speak the name
of the TRULY GREAT ARTIST, much less defile his glory by stating facts
about him.

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@mrsnoidsubgenius.com>

so sayeth the whiny old cunt with the closet full of failed dreams plastered
on canvas

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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

blackout:
>>whiny old cunt

Damn, Blackout! That's fucking near POETRY. Wasted on Nenslo, if you ask
me.

[*]
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

I had a brief exchange of email with Fernandinand and told him that nenslo
was his most vocal supporter on alt.slack. He started talking about suicide
again so I let the subject drop.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

I'd be happy to help him. HELP HIM DIE!!!!!

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From: ^^B^^ <bat@mummy.cave>

Is that right?

Do you feel theatened by Mr. F Le Mur because he is in fact the most
beloved, talented, innovative, spontaneous, mysterious, funny, and
prolific artist in the Church of the SubGenius (tm) and you are barely
able to grunt out one premeditated profit motivated ego driven two
dimensional picture barely fit to post a few times a year, which is
invariably met with slow dull yawn by the unfortunate downloaders?

Based on my observations of your usenet attempts and much gossip that
happens in private email, you are universally regarded as miserable
boring pest who derives his ignorant delusion of grandeur by insulting
people who are far far superior to himself.

Why do you use words when you have no idea what they mean?

Your assignment:

Go to the dic tion ary

and then

Look up

"happy"

and

"help"

Your biggest fan is ivy sting tm.

Based on my recent experience, which is all on record now,
once ivy sting tm realizes that you are no longer a source of income
for him, the tables turn and becomes transformed into a bitter enemy
in a matter of minutes.

This would certainly be true in your case too.

If you don't believe me, try it.

Be gone. You have no power here.

Have a wonderful loving Thanksgiving.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

^^B^^ wrote:
> Do you feel theatened by Mr. F Le Mur because he is in fact the most
> beloved, talented, innovative, spontaneous, mysterious, funny, and
> prolific artist in the Church of the SubGenius (tm) and you are barely
> able to grunt out one premeditated profit motivated ego driven two
> dimensional picture barely fit to post a few times a year, which is
> invariably met with slow dull yawn by the unfortunate downloaders?

That's it exactly. I am such a pathetic sack of stinking green goose
crap it's hard for even me to believe it. And yet it is undeniably,
universally, invariably true.

> Based on my observations of your usenet attempts and much gossip that
> happens in private email, you are universally regarded as miserable
> boring pest who derives his ignorant delusion of grandeur by insulting
> people who are far far superior to himself.

I believe that is a fair assessment. Rather on the mild side
actually. Though why anyone would bother gossiping "much" about such
an irrelevant person as I is just another of life's mysteries.

> Why do you use words when you have no idea what they mean?

How do you know so much about what is going on inside of my head? You
people who know so much more about what I think and know than I do are
really starting to creep me out.

> Your assignment:
>
> Go to the dic tion ary
>
> and then
>
> Look up
>
> "happy"
>
> and
>
> "help"

Your assignment is to take a break from ordering people to do things.

> Your biggest fan is ivy sting tm.
>
> Based on my recent experience, which is all on record now,
> once ivy sting tm realizes that you are no longer a source of income
> for him, the tables turn and becomes transformed into a bitter enemy
> in a matter of minutes.

Oh gee I sure hope that never happens.

> This would certainly be true in your case too.
>
> If you don't believe me, try it.

Oh, I believe everything you say. Whoever you are. EVERYTHING.

> Be gone. You have no power here.

Just keep saying that until you believe it.

> Have a wonderful loving Thanksgiving.

Have a wonderful loving oh excuse me I must have dozed off.

(You can't insult a guy who read Cyrano de Bergerac when he was
fourteen unless he wants you to.)

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From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

nenslo wrote:
> (You can't insult a guy who read Cyrano de Bergerac when he was
> fourteen unless he wants you to.)

You faggot frog-book reading cocksmoker. I bet you jacked your tiny dick
off to the thought of the long nose sliding up your unwashed,
parasite-infested, still-waiting-for-your-first-pubes teenage loser ass.

--
2B
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/twobeans
http://www.walkingdead.net/~twobeans

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

That's a bet you'd lose.

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From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

nenslo wrote:

> That's a bet you'd lose.

I see your prepubescant book reading hasn't helped your flaming skills much.

--
2B
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/twobeans
http://www.walkingdead.net/~twobeans

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

That wasn't a flame. You don't rate a flame.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

nenslo wrote:
>> Be gone. You have no power here.
>
> Just keep saying that until you believe it.

You are powerless, nenslo. And you are a monster, as well.
A hideous monster. You are a huge powerless hideous monster.
You probably can't even move around too good, you're so
powerless.

I've been holding this in for a long time, nenslo, but it's
Thanksgiving, so it's time that I told you what I really
think of you. Le Mur is a man, like you (except that you're
not a man, you're a monster). And he is in trouble. And he
needs our help. I would help you, if you were Le Mur. Even
though I hate you, I would help you if you were Le Mur. Or,
even if you were anybody else.

So in closing I just want to say that even though I hate
you I hope we can be friends. On this Thanksgiving.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

The weird thing is that nobody seems to know just what kind of trouble
the guy is in, only that we are supposed to somehow find his absent
person and give money to it. For some reason. Which is not stated.

If we ever meet, we can be acquaintances, you and I. But I'd never
ask you for help or be stupid enough to announce my need on this newsgroup.

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

F. LeMur has been a longtime contributor and his Need for Slack has
outweighed most of ours by a factor of ten billion for a good bit now. If
you want further explanation in order to provide rationale for any
contribution YOU PERSONALLY wish to make, then call Stang and ask him.
Discussing and judging other plights than one's own on a public forum is
obviously mean and stupid, if only because the judge is the one dropping the
soap in THIS shower, but ASKING FOR HELP from FRIENDS is NOT.

The practical definition of "Church" is "Community", even if in THIS one,
any other definitions and doctrines are ours alone to interpret. Needless
to say the Conspiracy has targeted a decent Yeti with most its arsenal
simply by a roll of a million-sided die, and if you can imagine losing
everything you love and care about through an astronomically improbable
meteor impact, and where that would put you, then I suggest at this point
you should SHUT UP.

alliekatt

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Alliekatt wrote:
> "nenslo" wrote
> >
> > The weird thing is that nobody seems to know just what kind of trouble
> > the guy is in, only that we are supposed to somehow find his absent
> > person and give money to it. For some reason. Which is not stated.
>
> F. LeMur has been a longtime contributor and his Need for Slack has
> outweighed most of ours by a factor of ten billion for a good bit now. If
> you want further explanation in order to provide rationale for any
> contribution YOU PERSONALLY wish to make, then call Stang and ask him.
> Discussing and judging other plights than one's own on a public forum is
> obviously mean and stupid, if only because the judge is the one dropping the
> soap in THIS shower, but ASKING FOR HELP from FRIENDS is NOT.

So the actual nature of the person's need or plight is for some reason
NOT TO BE DISCUSSED IN PUBLIC. It's some BIG SECRET and talking about
it or trying to find out what it is, is "mean and stupid."

> The practical definition of "Church" is "Community", even if in THIS one,
> any other definitions and doctrines are ours alone to interpret. Needless
> to say the Conspiracy has targeted a decent Yeti with most its arsenal
> simply by a roll of a million-sided die, and if you can imagine losing
> everything you love and care about through an astronomically improbable
> meteor impact, and where that would put you, then I suggest at this point
> you should SHUT UP.

I can imagine that, and I probably wouldn't think it was weird if
people who had been asked to help me wanted to know why, or wanted to
be granted the basic freedom to discuss it among themselves. However,
I am always happy to receive your suggestions.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

nenslo wrote:
> So the actual nature of the person's need or plight is for some reason
> NOT TO BE DISCUSSED IN PUBLIC. It's some BIG SECRET and talking about
> it or trying to find out what it is, is "mean and stupid."

The whys and wherefores of Le Mur's situation are inconsequential at this
point, as he is not looking for cash handouts. He is looking for a steady
job in his field in order to get his shit back together.

Can you point him toward a steady job in his field around Arizona?
I didn't think so. Your assistance is unassistantful and you are
once again reduced to a flapping gas bag whose incessant drone
recedes into the background noise like a basso profundo bag pipe,
square in the middle of a thousand hectare poultry farm.

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From: Jarto <Integ_Omicron@yahoozee.com>

Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
>Can you point him toward a steady job in his field around Arizona?
>I didn't think so. Your assistance is unassistantful and you are
>once again reduced to a flapping gas bag whose incessant drone
>recedes into the background noise like a basso profundo bag pipe,
>square in the middle of a thousand hectare poultry farm.

That is some DETAILED imagery there Artemia.

/j

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Jarto wrote:

> That is some DETAILED imagery there Artemia.

I didn't have time to write a shorter description.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Artemia Salina wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
> > So the actual nature of the person's need or plight is for some reason
> > NOT TO BE DISCUSSED IN PUBLIC. It's some BIG SECRET and talking about
> > it or trying to find out what it is, is "mean and stupid."
>
> The whys and wherefores of Le Mur's situation are inconsequential at this
> point, as he is not looking for cash handouts. He is looking for a steady
> job in his field in order to get his shit back together.
>
> Can you point him toward a steady job in his field around Arizona?

Is "his field" also a BIG SECRET? Or do we have to guess. Or is it
"mean and stupid" to want to know that? The only thing I know for
sure that he does is pasting captions on other people's photos.

> I didn't think so. Your assistance is unassistantful and you are
> once again reduced to a flapping gas bag whose incessant drone
> recedes into the background noise like a basso profundo bag pipe,
> square in the middle of a thousand hectare poultry farm.

Yes my insignificance is significant. Enough for you to comment upon
repeatedly. I "don't matter" so much that I need to be told about it
over and over.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

nenslo wrote:
> Artemia Salina wrote:

>> Can you point him toward a steady job in his field around Arizona?
>
> Is "his field" also a BIG SECRET?

No, and if you had bothered to read Stang's posting on the subject
you'd know what his field is, like the rest of us.

> Or do we have to guess.

*We* don't have to guess. You do, apparently.

> Or is it "mean and stupid" to want to know that?

In your case it's just stupid.

> The only thing I know for
> sure that he does is pasting captions on other people's photos.

You've made that abundantly clear.

And you're also right when you say that he's repetitive, doing
the same thing over and over and over. Just like those who post
their horoscopes over and over and over.

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"nenslo" <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
> Have a wonderful loving oh excuse me I must have dozed off.
>
> (You can't insult a guy who read Cyrano de Bergerac when he was
> fourteen unless he wants you to.)

There was this completely whacked out kids book I had when I was younger
called 'The Pedant and the Shuffly' and all I remember of it was the bad guy
called the Pedant lived in a ramshackle house made of chalkboards and
bedslats and he spent all day holed up muttering and writing formulas and
ordering around his army of flying greasy napkins. Then one day his army of
flying greasy napkins turned on him and he got so agitated that he turned
into a perpetual stock ticker. Anyhow you remind me of that guy.

alliekatt

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From: ^^B^^ <bat@mummy.cave>

>> Be gone. You have no power here.
>
>Just keep saying that until you believe it.
>
Historical fact:

I said that to SPUTUM and Dr. Dyno. on abs long ago.

Where are they now?

They're still here.

But running in the background.

There's no need to repeat it.

Once was quite enough.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

^^B^^ wrote:
> >> Be gone. You have no power here.
> >
> >Just keep saying that until you believe it.
> >
> Historical fact:
>
> I said that to SPUTUM and Dr. Dyno. on abs long ago.
>
> Where are they now?

Where are YOU now?

I said SHUT UP to a fucking million posters on this newsgroup and some
of them did. Laugh that off, mister scientist.

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Time to order that Nenslo Voodoo Doll!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: Jarto <Integ_Omicron@yahoozee.com>

I reckon Nenslo's done some good stuff, some of which I am editing in
the Art Mines 11 and 12 at the moment. Meanwhile:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics5/nensloTN/nenslo.html

/j

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

About half of that is sketches that took five minutes, and a couple
are things by other people that stang asked me to FIX UP for the INWO
card set. And all of it is years and years old. I don't do that any
more. But thanks for having sense enough to point out the fact that I
have done a couple of things worth looking at - out of all those pics
I like two or three. I think the main reason I am not a GREAT ARTIST
like lemur and what's his name spyro atomico or whatever, is when I do
a thing I only do it once instead of over and over and over. Well,
failing to attain a distinction to which I have never aspired is not
all that hard to take.

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@mrsnoidsubgenius.com>

"nenslo" wrote
> I think the main reason I am not a GREAT ARTIST
> like lemur and what's his name spyro atomico or whatever, is when I do
> a thing I only do it once instead of over and over and over. Well,
> failing to attain a distinction to which I have never aspired is not
> all that hard to take.

it's a good thing you aren't bitter about the difference or you would still
be going on and on about it like you were.

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From: porky-pie <no-one@home.now>

Jarto wrote:
> I reckon Nenslo's done some good stuff, some of which I am editing in
> the Art Mines 11 and 12 at the moment. Meanwhile:
>
> http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics5/nensloTN/nenslo.html

I agree with you Jarto. Nice use of difficult perspective Nenslo - great
colors: rich and generally vibrant. I like HQ - reminded me of Will
Eisner's The Spirit

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>Based on my observations of your usenet attempts and much gossip that
>happens in private email, you are universally regarded as miserable
>boring pest who derives his ignorant delusion of grandeur by insulting
>people who are far far superior to himself.

Kind of like Rush Limbaugh!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man


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