Arise! on imdb.com

From: "Sputnik" <Sputnik@pupnik.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 23, 2004 4:41 PM
Message-ID: <pi18c.5$Ua5.5197@monger.newsread.com>

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134291/

I'll tell ya. Not. Enough. Reviews.

sputnik

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Subject: Re: Arise! on imdb.com
From: Jeff Spicoli <tubes@dood.com>

All I can say is that I hope stang encoded those DVD's
with macrovision, as that punk from lawrance, kanass
suggests making copies from the rentals.

Spi[oli

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Subject: Re: Arise! on imdb.com
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

!!! But you can already just DOWNLOAD the whole fucking thing for
FREE!! I posted it myself!

My stalkers are crazier than *I* am!

Which of the punks in Lawrence? Technically, there are two, though I
don't believe they know each other.

Of only all of Those To Whom Stang Paid Not Enough Serious Attention
could just get together, have a big convention, meet each other, get to
know each other, start their own rival cult... man, that would be like
my dream come true. And I am NOT kidding, either. If you've ever read
"The Three Christs of Ypsilanti" you'd know exactly what I mean. It'd
be way funnier than anything we-all could come up with, and they
wouldn't even be TRYING for "funny."

****

Rentals?

Macrovision?

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Subject: Re: Arise! on imdb.com
From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 17:57:29 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:

} Of only all of Those To Whom Stang Paid Not Enough Serious Attention
} could just get together, have a big convention, meet each other, get to
} know each other, start their own rival cult... man, that would be like
} my dream come true. And I am NOT kidding, either. If you've ever read
} "The Three Christs of Ypsilanti" you'd know exactly what I mean. It'd
} be way funnier than anything we-all could come up with, and they
} wouldn't even be TRYING for "funny."

Sorry boss, you're just way too likeable. Nothing you can do about
that. The only real "enemies" you seem to be able to accumulate are
loonies phoning in long distance from some far suburbs of Edge City,
and can't manage to pull off the social shit long enough to even agree
on how much they hate you. Most everybody else who can manage to take
turns ranting instead of shouting over each other just ends up looking
like they're parodying you, and you end up recording that or filming
that or at least using it for your own rant material. And to prove it
happens because you're just A Nice Guy, when you do this, the people
you do this to END UP LIKING IT.

You could probably try to blame "Bob" for this cross you have to bear,
but if you did, one of these people would just come along and help you
carry it.

You could always try surgery. It wouldn't change any of this, but it
might take your mind off it if you had some limbs changed around to
different locations.

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From: "Sputnik" <sputnik@yourworstnightmare.com>

More limbs for Stang!

I'll take up a collection. Here's my quarter.

sput

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From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>

They also recommend that if you liked this video you might also like "Pi".

True enough, but EEEEEYEWWW.

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Subject: Re: Arise! on imdb.com
From: rabbs@subgenius.com (Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde)

I know too many SubGs who have a thing about trepanation. It fits.

--With love, the Rabbs

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

I know some SubGs who just like getting drilled, too.

--
"There is no reason to count over
1,000,000 except for money."
-- nu-monet v6.0

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Subject: Re: Arise! on imdb.com
From: Unclaimed Mysteries <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net>

people of the world today
are we looking for a better way of life(sing)
we are a part of the trepan nation
people of the world unite
strength in numbers we can get it right(sing it)
we are a part of the trepan nation

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

"Religion isn't the opiate of the masses. When
properly used, religion is the methamphetamine
of the masses." - nu-monet v6.0 in alt.slack

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