Dr. Howll Will Be At 7X-Day

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Tue, May 4, 2004

NYES! Praise "Bob," in one of these SubGenius forums I muttered under
my breath that if somebody with spare change wanted to put it in a good
place, a plane ticket for Dr. Howll for X-Day would be something to
think about -- and this Good Sucker, er, I mean Good Smartarian, or
Some Aryan, or whatever, TOOK HEED! (He happens to be one of the Hour
of Slack Individual Subscribers, so his eagerness to hear Dr. Howlland
Owl in person is most understandable.

The Sweltering Trailer Atop the Hill is now filling up like a veritable
Old Folks' Home of Original SubGenius Apostles. (Not counting the crone
Magdalen and the ancient, wizened Jesus.) Dr. Philo Drummmond, very
possibly Colonel Sphinx Drummond, and the venerable Dr. G. Gordon
Gordon will also be unrolling their sleeping bags under the one
available non-fabric roof at Brushwood.

Did I mention that there is now a Holiday Inn about 10 or 15 minutes
away from Brushwood now? For those with a rent-car, special health
needs, lots of extra $, and no need to be on site constantly, it might
be a good idea. Brushwood has showers and bathrooms and so on. But it
is not carpeted nor air-conditioned.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

GOD DAMMIT! I WILL BE SQUEEZING A CLONE FROM BETWIXT MY THIGHS AS YOU
FUCKNARDS GET FROPPED ON X-DAY!

It is not fair. It_is_not_fair. And missing Dr Howll will be
UberPissoffing.

I'm sure I will see ALL the f'n pics and ALL the f'n clips, yeehaa, and I'll
miss the great shows, and miss watching pagan public fuck soap operas at the
hot tub at 3 AM. You suck. Ya'll can EAT MY PLACENTA as a PLEASANT
PLACENTAL PATE.

That Holiday Inn thing is tempting. The fun of crashing out in a van
on-site is somewhat diminished by a small proto-mutant shitting its drawers.
Hm... Brushwood, X-Day, rants, shows, room service. I think iDRMRSR had
something going when he stayed there last year and the place had just
opened.

alliekatt

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Robert Q. Diddley)

Alliekatt snarled:
>You suck. Ya'll can EAT MY PLACENTA as a PLEASANT
>PLACENTAL PATE.

When my nephew was born at home, we saved the placenta and put it on a special
corner of the garden. Several tall bushy plants mysteriously appeared there -
literally pounds of a delightful herb grew from this high-grade fertilizer.

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"No, we're NOT there yet. Now you kids settle down, and don't make me stop this
handbasket." - somebody must have said that

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