From: Unclaimed Mysteries <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net>
Date: Thu, Jul 8, 2004 2:29 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=499&e=1&u=/ap/translucent_concrete
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
T. Boozer wrote in rolltidefan.net: "That dude
that took the picture,
Corry Smith, is a bigtime aubie. Notice he named the
pic
'BRIANDENNEHYstadium' Screw him!"
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Subject: Re: "Next, can I interrrrest you in some
trrransparrrent aluminum?"
From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
That's nothing. The Federal Reserve has
been making invisible gold for years.
pb
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Subject: Re: "Next, can I interrrrest you in some
trrransparrrent aluminum?"
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Funny coincidence! Last night, Princess Wei and I rooted
through BOXES
of the leftover unauctioned, untaken VHS tapes leftover
from the Drill
and fished out the fourth Star Trek movie, "The
Voyage Home", in which
the intrepid crew goes back in time to money-saving
1986 California, in
order to fetch a humpbacked whale back to the future
so as to pacify
whale-hugging Yacatisma.
There is a funny scene in which Scotty and Bones talk
an industrial
engineer into making "TRANSPARENT ALUMINUM"
for their whale-tank by
revealing to him the future-secret of transparent aluminum.
Scotty
first tries talking a Classic Mac into displaying the
formula, then
picks up the mouse and tries to use it as a microphone,
and finally
brings the formula up on the screen using the keyboard.
Maybe I should
grab a freeze-frame of the formula displayed on the
little Mac screen
in the movie -- then WE'D have the secret of Transparent
Aluminum.
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Subject: Re: "Next, can I interrrrest you in some
trrransparrrent aluminum?"
From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
> out the fourth Star Trek movie, "The Voyage Home"...
Ooo. Save that one. You may not have noticed it
the first time, but ST IV has some of the WORST
bulldada dialogue you have heard in a long time.
I mean, cringeworthy awful:
"This isn't reality, this is fantasy!"
"Captain, I'm detecting whale song!"
"I am looking for the nuclear wessels. Do you
know
where the nuclear wessels are?"
--
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet
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Subject: Re: "Next, can I interrrrest you in some
trrransparrrent aluminum?"
From: "Rich Clark, aka The Left Reverend Egg Plant,
ULC, CotSG"
And a double-dumbass on you!
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Subject: Re: "Next, can I interrrrest you in some
trrransparrrent aluminum?"
From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
ST IV was the best Star Trek EVER! Not only was it
a parody of several
Old Trek themes, it was a parody of the past, the present,
the future,
and of the individual actors themselves, some of whom
layered their own
self-parodies on top of the scripted ones. Some of
the best acting and
dialog ever, and filled with great sight-gags.
A brilliant, and highly underrated film.
Four paws up
pb
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Subject: Re: "Next, can I interrrrest you in some
trrransparrrent aluminum?"
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: stang@subgeniusNOSPUMMY.com
Date: Sat, Jul 10, 2004 7:14 PM
Message-ID: <100720041914235844%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
In article <100720040150027183%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear
<bear@pole.com> wrote:
>
> A brilliant, and highly underrated film.
Brilliant, I dunno if I'd go that far, "shiny"
maybe... but I sure
liked it a way lot better than any of the other ones
that I saw. I'm
wondering if it's the only one that Nimoy directed.
Ever since I saw the odd little movie "Free Enterprise"
I have LIKED
William Shatner. He mocks himself marvelously in that
one. But I find
it difficult to watch Captain Kirk in anything now without
thinking of
Zap Brannigan.
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Subject: Re: "Next, can I interrrrest you in some
trrransparrrent aluminum?"
From: "Paul Jamison" <pjamison2@cox.net>
>
Oh, Lordy. Here I go with the Star Trek geekery. *ahem*
Nimoy also directed "ST III: In Search of... Spock",
in which the
Star Trek franchise goes all Marvel Comics on us with
the thesis
that Death isn't really permanent and you can bring
any character
back to life if you put your mind to it.
After which, Shatner obviously said, "Het, if he
can direct a movie,
*I* can, too!" The result was "Star Trek V:
Kirk Fights God and
Wins". Gah.
All right, all right, I'll admit it. I've actually gone
to see alllll the
Star Trek
movies in the theaters. Some of them I even think were
worth seeing.
> Ever since I saw the odd little movie "Free
Enterprise" I have LIKED
> William Shatner. He mocks himself marvelously in
that one. But I find
> it difficult to watch Captain Kirk in anything
now without thinking of
> Zap Brannigan.
>
Okay, now this one I've never seen. I'll have to remedy
that someday.
Paul
--
"Who reads, learns, lives the Ferret Way becomes
keeper
of light, ennobling outer worlds from one within."
- a prophecy from the Ancients
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