THE MAIN POINT

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Thu, Mar 25, 2004

TATTOO THIS ON YOUR STUPID FUCKING BRAINS ALL YOU GODDAMN JACKASSES.

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>... it turns my stomach to see knee-jerk "SubGeniuses" make blanket
> statements about "those stupid Christians" or "those stupid
> Republicans," which might as well be just like saying "those stupid
> niggers" or "those greedy Jews," or "all Muslims hate women." The mind
> set is the same old "We're brilliant Us and They're dumb old Them."
> Pointing out the inate dumbness of that kind of "thinking", isolating
> the locii where the dumbness starts, is one of the main points of
> several satirical put-on religions that I can think of. And wouldn't
> you know it, that MAIN POINT is the very one MOST OFTEN MISSED.

"Dichotomies do not exist." - Eugene A. Albright, creator of Uni-Chotometrics

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Its a good thing I have a fat ass so it will fit on one cheek; I need
to save the space on the other for a growing amount of SubGenius
indicia. X-Day 7 attendees please plan to pay $1 to read it so I can
have Pipes and aliens and similar dumb shit put on the other for X-Day
8. C'mon, baby, you know what I like! "Praise 'Bob!'," "Kill the
Pinks!," "Gimme Slack!" and other formulaic utterances that identify
you as spiritual & psycho-social food. Remember, your brain could wind
up like "Thelma & Louise," I mean WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*FOOMP!!*

HellPope Huey
You can't really play "Purple Haze" on a piano

"Zappa should be most proud that the PMRC
wants to put their obscene lyrics sticker
on his "Jazz From Hell"...
which is an instrumental album."
- Tony Shepps

"Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"I don't listen to hip-hop."
- "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"

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From: Rev DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Sheesh. You people are all alike.

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