Prescriptures Breakdown Part V

From: beefjerkyisgood@hotmail.com (Paul Casino)
Date: Fri, Aug 6, 2004

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I am the first and the last, which is to come,
And which is, and which was:
I am in the brain-pan of every human babe.

I don't know about this one. I sat for almost two days debating what
to use for my entry on this passage. I also didn't want get myself
hung up on this one and allow it to be some kind of creative roadblock
on my path of discovery. As opposed to reaching ridiculiously far for
some kind of "funny" in this, I've decided to simply cop out and move
on. The thing is self-explanitory, anyway. Any of you are welcome to
see if you can come up with anything.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Standard, traditional Tetragrammatonoid mode of introduction. Nothing
new except "brain-pan," which is an odd term for an immortal Godlike
Space Alien to use... the kind of term one would pick up from watching
TV shows about doctors, or from cheap scifi paperbacks.

No telling what He means by "babe" in this context but I think it's
probably just "baby" and not "attractive young woman." The latter would
certainly explain a lot though.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: beefjerkyisgood@hotmail.com (Paul Casino)

See, I was thinking about going in the "babe=hot chick" direction, but
I couldn't make it work. Most babes I've met don't even have "Bob" in
thier bowels, let alone JHVH-1 in their brain-pans. Although that T.V.
gal is cute. Like to fall off a building and land on her, man..

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From: Zapanas <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

Well it isn't so much that they aren't out there, but that it is a
certain class of "babe" who you might blithely overlook:

http://tinyurl.com/64qzz

--
Zapanas
Grand Master of the Satanic Conspiracy
http://joecosby.com/
SNAFUBAR!

The bar that makes your urine smell like diabetes!

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

Look, it's obvious. The brain pan is like the oil pan on an automobile
engine. When the engine's not running, the oil collects in the oil
pan. Likewise, when the brain's not running, your thoughts collect in
the brain pan.

So, "I am in the brain-pan of every human babe" simply means that the
thought, or concept is already there, waiting to spring into action the
moment we turn on our brain.

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

Also, if you pull out of your mental driveway too fast, the bottom of
the brain pan scrapes against the asphalt of life. Same thing happens
if you roll over the speed bumps of consciousness too fast.

Oh, and when you get your thoughts changed be sure not to go to one of
those national chains, because they crossthread brainpan drain plugs all
the time.

--
"Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every
day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick."
- Bill Gates

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