Super Duper Psychic Mind Blast Powers!

From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Feb 16, 2003 3:28 PM

http://www.yellowbamboo.com/

What can I say that the web site doesn't already say:

"How would you like to control the entire universe, both what goes
within you and what happens with others?

"As you can imagine when you can knock down attackers from 10 feet
away or heal someone dying from something just using your own energy-
that is true personal power!"

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Message-ID: <3E4FF898.69C9@succeeds.com>

Modemac wrote:
>
> http://www.yellowbamboo.com/
>
> What can I say that the web site doesn't
> already say:
>
> "How would you like to control the entire
> universe, both what goes within you and what
> happens with others?
>

But what about, you know, fortune telling?
I mean, what good is it controlling the entire
universe if you can't get your "fortune told"?

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message news:<3E4FF898.69C9@succeeds.com>...

> But what about, you know, fortune telling?
> I mean, what good is it controlling the entire
> universe if you can't get your "fortune told"?

What the hell do YOU care? You live with a HEDGEHOG. Your fortune is
pretty well in the proverbial BAG with that one.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
Duct tape, plastic sheets and a dog named Duh

"A survey showed that 9 out of 10 men preferred big boobs
and the 10th preferred the 9 other men."
- "Just Shoot Me"

4. She blinded me with _______________
a). Science
b). Astrophysics
c). Logic
d). Battery Acid

b. As a result of #4, I am now _______________
a). enraged
b). annoyed
c). intrigued
d). engaged

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> What the hell do YOU care? You live with a HEDGEHOG.
> Your fortune is pretty well in the proverbial BAG
> with that one.
>

Yeah, but hedgehogs don't give owblay objays like
psychics do!

--
Give me thank or kill me.
--nu-monet

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From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>

Plus, they can never be uggerbayed at all!

Paul E. Jamison

"There's more pressure on a vet to get it right.
People say 'It was God's will' when Granny dies,
but they get *angry* when they lose a cow."
- Terry Pratchett

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Sun, 16 Feb 2003 20:28:45 GMT, Modemac <modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

>http://www.yellowbamboo.com/
>
>What can I say that the web site doesn't already say:
>
>"How would you like to control the entire universe, both what goes
>within you and what happens with others?
>
>"As you can imagine when you can knock down attackers from 10 feet
>away or heal someone dying from something just using your own energy-
>that is true personal power!"

Well shit, it's for real! They even have a quicktime video of it!
This guy waggles his fingers mystically and these other guys fall
down! SCIENTIFIC PROOF!

http://www.yellowbamboo.com/videos/Website%201_Broadband_Low.mov

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

MS needs a "What the !$!$!!! is wrong NOW!" command that works.

- Pope Charles

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

>
>Well shit, it's for real! They even have a quicktime video of it!
>This guy waggles his fingers mystically and these other guys fall
>down! SCIENTIFIC PROOF!
>
>http://www.yellowbamboo.com/videos/Website%201_Broadband_Low.mov

Actually, I bet I know where all this started out. These people must
all be stuntmen from kung-fu movies who could never get straight the
part about "don't fall down -until- he hits you".

I have always wondered what happened to the poor guys who wash out on
that one. Nice to see them making an honest living.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

In those days, spirits were bold! Stakes were high! Men were REAL men! Women
were REAL women! And small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small
furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!

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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>

They have already challenged Randi and rthen run like hell when he tried
to test them. Randi and the Aus skeptics group are currently being
didged by these frauds.
Queso

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Sun, 16 Feb 2003 22:05:18 GMT, El Queso
<""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com> wrote:

>They have already challenged Randi and rthen run like hell when he tried
>to test them. Randi and the Aus skeptics group are currently being
>didged by these frauds.
>Queso

"didged"?

Is that like fisking?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like movies in
which the witch takes off her head and throws it at you, and those who
don't."

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Subject: Re: Super Duper Psychic Mind Blast Powers!
From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Feb 16, 2003 6:19 PM
Message-ID: <H%U3a.43988$QU2.1166512@news2.west.cox.net>

Joe Cosby wrote:

>
>
> "didged"?

Didging is like dodging, but more scardey.
Queso

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