Apparently, the End Times WILL be Televised

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Feb 13, 2003 9:53 PM

http://makeashorterlink.com/?K4AD22673

UFO reports soar in 2002
Again, B.C. leads Canada in sightings
No easy explanation for 30% increase

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GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

"Klaatu barada Brushwood?"

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Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

You have grown sophisticated enough to realize that the Devil is a projection of
your own psyche, but you have not grown wise enough to learn how to use your
creativity constructively

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

"Klaatu Barada Oriental Teen Snatch?"

"Klaatu Mosada L'Chiam!"

"Flaatu Ba'Urpa Squitto!"

"Klaamato Barocks Teqtila!"

"Kkklavern Bubba Nigtie!"

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And I've better myself made clear!
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From: "NeuroManson" <moc.ibtta@dogegoops>

Klaatu Barada Bingo!
(now there's a movie title Connie was just BORN to star in)

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From: "Abbess Abyss" <AbbessAbyss@cox.net>

"Klaatucson."

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