Re: Oh the HORROR!

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Aug 24, 2002 8:03 PM

In article <hfk8ka.7kq1.ln@news.concourse.com>, The Stinking Bishop
Prostata Cantata MP <prostata@bronze.coil.com> wrote:

> In article
> <9E9EE941A82712F7.FBC8B2257FD82AC6.3A80D51AA96ADC46@lp.airnews.net>,
> iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> wrote:
> >I'm OUT OF BACON! No bacon for breakfast tomorrow, waaaaaah!
> >
> >How will I live?????????????
>
>
> the bacon for tommorow's breakfast will have the taste of ash.
>
> (or something like that. it's from a rudy schwartz project song)
>
> ps. I'll flash my cock if you'll burn your draft card.

Those are quotes from the great badfilm director LARRY BUCHANAN,
writing as the rock star Jim Morrison. There's this Buchanan movie,
DOWN ON US, aka BEYOND THE DOORS, in which actors play Jimi Hendrix,
Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison. Complete with fake concert scenes with
not too terrible sound-alike fake Hendrix, Joplins and Doors tunes. The
film purports to show how the FBI, under Nixon's orders, murdered those
selfsame noble doped up rock stars.

In one of the scenes, "Jim Morrison" reads a bunch of horrible poetry
to a girl. The horrible poetry is very much in the Morrisonian vein,
but is written by the director, Larry Buchanan.

On the Rudy Schwartz Project CD, auteur Joe Newman had me recite the
fake Morrison poetry. I'm not sure why, 'cause he could have used the
actual soundbite from the film. (We have crappy copies of it.) The
Morrison lines are mixed up with dialog spoken by the thugs who are
murdering Jimi Hendrix by asphysiating him in the back of an ambulance.

This SubGenius Badfilm Trivia moment brought to you by Bulldada Time
Control Laboratories.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

All well and good, except for the part about
IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Don't you remember all of those years in the
government psychiatric facility, living as a
virtual vegetable until a research scientist
invented "The USENET Interface" to break
through your hallucinogenic delerium?

To refresh your memory: when you were 16 years
old, you took LSD, which utterly blew your mind.
You were semi-comatose until 2013, when implanted
electrodes began sending signals in an effort to
help you re-establish contact with the outside
world. This was done through the Holoaudio-
Olfactory Sensurate device, which allows you to
communicate with the real world in hourly
increments, about once a week, which seems to be
all your damaged brain can withstand.

We send you "messages" through USENET, and you
respond, for better or worse, through the HOS
broadcasts.

On the down side, there seems to be little chance
for improvement in your status as we have had to
disconnect your brain from your withered husk of
a body. You new world is now a 3'x2' fishtank,
filled with a nutrient solution, somewhere in the
beautiful State of Virginia. We also put some
brine shrimp in there with you so you wouldn't
get lonely.

--
"Expect the unexpectable."
--A NASA Engineer

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Doctor Monet, the subject's fluid levels are... Oh, is
this mic live?....

HI "IVAN"! THE OTHER BRINE SHRIMP AND I WANT TO BE YOUR
FRIENDS!

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Nesh Miliary Other Embrues Assuming Tapeline!!! Just ask Kevan!

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From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> On the Rudy Schwartz Project CD, auteur Joe Newman had me recite the
> fake Morrison poetry. I'm not sure why, 'cause he could have used the
> actual soundbite from the film. (We have crappy copies of it.) The
> Morrison lines are mixed up with dialog spoken by the thugs who are
> murdering Jimi Hendrix by asphysiating him in the back of an ambulance.

One of the best ways to make sure a meme progates far, wide and long is
to use the "folklore" hook. "Infamy" is a close cousin. Conspiracy
Theories and Urban Legends fall into this category too.

Whomever offed Jimi et all was a Dope Counterculture proponent.

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and original in your work.
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