Subject: You Have A Problem

From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 21, 2002 12:54 PM
Message-ID: <210620020954507445%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

Do you have a problem with face-fucking bats? Only you can answer that
question for yourself. However, taking the following quiz may help to
put your relationship to face-fucking bats in perspective for you. If
you end up answering "yes" to three or more questions, you may want to
take a good look how your life is affected by face-fucking bats.

1. Have you missed classes or work because of face-fucking bats?
2. Do you have trouble refusing face-fucking bats?
3. Do you need face-fucking bats in order to have fun at a party?
4. Do you use face-fucking bats to build up your self-confidence?
5. Do you use face-fucking bats to help you relax?
6. Have you tried to give up face-fucking bats and failed?
7. Do you crave face-fucking bats as soon as you wake up?
8. Do you get into trouble because of face-fucking bats?
9. Do you crave face-fucking bats at a definite time daily?
10. Do you lie to others about how often you partake of face-fucking
bats?
11. Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of
face-fucking bats?
12. Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about
you and face-fucking bats?

Remember, there are people who can help you gain a life where you
control face-fucking bats, instead of face-fucking bats controlling
you.

[Props to Phloighd for giving me the URL used here:
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/blankanonymous.cgi ]

Her Ladyship Lih

--
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=-- http://lilith.foolspress.com/ --=8=-- \m/ --=8=--
You'll say that the 50's isn't the present, but we'll have to differ on
that. -- RLan538885 in 20020617153210.12229.00001550@mb-fe.aol.com

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 21, 2002 9:36 PM
Message-ID: <FcQQ8.5397$7Q2.203430@e3500-atl2.usenetserver.com>

If you answered "yes" or "what's it to ya" to 3 or more of these questions;
that's a pretty good sign that you are well on the way to total reliance on
face-fucking bats.

The good caring folks at Face-Fucking Bats Anonymous have a 12-step program
that has been proven to help in many instances.
Please look in the white pages of your phone book for a chapter in your
area.

Ned
A pubic service of the Ad-Council

--
Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!!! HTTP://WWW.SubGenius.com

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Fri, Jun 21, 2002 9:40 PM
Message-ID: <3D13D5D0.C37@succeeds.com>

Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> Do you have a problem with face-fucking bats?

Just one experience with anal octopods and you'll
never go swimming again.

--
I knew a young lady from Spain,
Who said, "Oh, let us do it again!
And again! And again!
And again! And again!
And again! And again! And again!"

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 22, 2002 2:19 AM
Message-ID: <20020622021913.21344.00000186@mb-me.aol.com>

>Are they fundamentalist Muslims?

Get over me, Kevan. I know you feel as though you, "belong" now. It is an
illusion.
Rlan's list of people who know that Mr. Blonde is an asshole:
rlan538885, torresD, amigocabal, fred, george landry, osama bin KENOB1
Dick Eastman, Hiccum Blurpaedius, Yentels Youth, chudh
Secret Squirrel, Paminifarm, John LeBlanc, Bob Hubert
Hit1

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 12:35 AM
Message-ID: <Xns923760829206nunyabiznowaycom@216.148.53.99>

rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) wrote in
news:20020622021913.21344.00000186@mb-me.aol.com:

>
> Get over me, Kevan. I know you feel as though you, "belong" now. It is an
> illusion.
> Rlan's list of people who know that Mr. Blonde is an asshole:
> rlan538885, torresD, amigocabal, fred, george landry, osama bin KENOB1
> Dick Eastman, Hiccum Blurpaedius, Yentels Youth, chudh
> Secret Squirrel, Paminifarm, John LeBlanc, Bob Hubert
> Hit1

Plagarist

YOU LOSE

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 1:11 AM
Message-ID: <20020624011115.28625.00003131@mb-fq.aol.com>

You're pretty touchy about this, "Mr. Blonde" stuff, aren't you?

Mr. Blonde wears "his" heart on his sleeve. Fucker (or fuckee) has the
ARROGANCE to list people who upset him.

You can bet that each and every person on that list has gotten under Mr.
Blonde's skin. Yours too.

You can bet that each person on that list KNOWS that Mr. Blonde is an asshole,
not unlike you.

You guys are so freakin' easy. Thanks for giving me another opportunity to
respond.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 2:49 AM
Message-ID: <Xns92371CA223608nunyabiznowaycom@216.148.53.99>

rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) wrote in
news:20020624011115.28625.00003131@mb-fq.aol.com:

> You're pretty touchy about this, "Mr. Blonde" stuff, aren't you?
>
> Mr. Blonde wears "his" heart on his sleeve. Fucker (or fuckee) has
> the ARROGANCE to list people who upset him.

Hum. Imagine that.. someone had the AUDACITY to actually mention people HE
DOESN'T LIKE. My word, this could lead to worse things... like a CONSENSUS
among others. Let's hope the government mind-control experiments don't
succeed or anyone who mentions they don't like <insert loser politico here>
in a group will have their neurons reconfigured.

>
> You can bet that each and every person on that list has gotten under
> Mr. Blonde's skin. Yours too.

Nope. Can't speak a word about the others on his list, but just from how we
all know and love you (cough) he seems to have you pegged.

>
> You can bet that each person on that list KNOWS that Mr. Blonde is an
> asshole, not unlike you.

Well, yah. But go figure. The list IS called "MORON OF THE MONTH CLUB".
Mr. Blonde seems like a nice enough fellow to me, though. Well-versed,
thoughtful, able to yank your strings with ease. I guess I'm just not that
much of a moron in his eyes...

>
> You guys are so freakin' easy. Thanks for giving me another
> opportunity to respond.
>
>
>

You're still a plagarist. You lose.

____
Reverend DJ Epoch

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 9:23 PM
Message-ID: <240620021823291969%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <20020624011115.28625.00003131@mb-fq.aol.com>, RLan538885
<rlan538885@aol.comnobozos> wrote:

> opportunity to respond

YM "kneejerk reaction" HTH HAND ETC YSSOB

HLL

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 22, 2002 3:42 PM
Message-ID: <20020622154232.03381.00000307@mb-mi.aol.com>

>If I belong anywhere it's in a nuthouse. This place is just a poor
>substitute.

These guys have better drugs.

Rlan's list of people who know that Mr. Blonde is an asshole:
rlan538885, torresD, amigocabal, fred, george landry, osama bin KENOB1
Dick Eastman, Hiccum Blurpaedius, Yentels Youth, chudh
Secret Squirrel, Paminifarm, John LeBlanc, Bob Hubert
Hi

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 12:42 AM
Message-ID: <Xns92377267A204nunyabiznowaycom@216.148.53.99>

rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) wrote in
news:20020622154232.03381.00000307@mb-mi.aol.com:

>
>
> Rlan's list of people who know that Mr. Blonde is an asshole:
> rlan538885, torresD, amigocabal, fred, george landry, osama bin KENOB1
> Dick Eastman, Hiccum Blurpaedius, Yentels Youth, chudh
> Secret Squirrel, Paminifarm, John LeBlanc, Bob Hubert
> Hi
>

Plagarist.

YOU LOSE!!

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 1:12 AM
Message-ID: <20020624011226.28625.00003132@mb-fq.aol.com>

That isn't plagiarism, you moron. It is PARODY. It is MOCKERY. It is a humorous
response to an ASSHOLE.

Thanks for obsessing over me.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 2:30 AM
Message-ID: <Xns9237197F0331nunyabiznowaycom@216.148.53.99>

rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) wrote in
news:20020624011226.28625.00003132@mb-fq.aol.com:

> That isn't plagiarism, you moron. It is PARODY. It is MOCKERY. It is a
> humorous response to an ASSHOLE.

OH! That was HUMOR!

...that was humor??

I don't think so.

>
> Thanks for obsessing over me.
>
>

Nahh... just trying some of your repitition tricks.

Gee, they don't work for me any better than they worked for you.

Pity.

I WIN!

___
Reverend DJ Epoch

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 4:03 AM
Message-ID: <20020624040303.08759.00000630@mb-fj.aol.com>

>I don't think so.

Of course you don't. Your kind hasn't been funny since Benny Hill.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 4:21 AM
Message-ID: <3d16d694.7482628@news.cis.dfn.de>

shut up, pink boy.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 4:40 PM
Message-ID: <20020624164002.21354.00000478@mb-me.aol.com>

>shut up, pink boy.

Shut up, yourself.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 6:05 PM
Message-ID: <lJMR8.66$nD1.74831@news.uswest.net>

"RLan538885" <rlan538885@aol.comnobozos> wrote

> >shut up, pink boy.
>
> Shut up, yourself.

well spoken.

for a PARROT, that is.

RAWK! Posting personal information RAWK RAWK! - cross posting
RAWK! - ISP threats RAWK RAWK RAWWWK!! - ceaseless
gangbanging RAWK! I won RAWKKKK!! Shut up, yourself RAWK!

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 6:18 PM
Message-ID: <3D179AAE.73265669@carbon.cudenver.edu>

RLan538885 wrote:
>
> >shut up, pink boy.
>
> Shut up, yourself.
>

EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!! I am trying to read alt.slack here!

--
John Starrett

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 9:19 PM
Message-ID: <3d17c4ae.5292116@news.cis.dfn.de>

John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>RLan538885 wrote:
>>
>> >shut up, pink boy.
>>
>> Shut up, yourself.
>>
>
>EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!! I am trying to read alt.slack here!
>

HEY FUCKER!!!!

YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME MAN? HUH??!!?? IS THAT IT?

I've watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of "Ultimate Fighting Championship".

Do you STILL want to mess with me?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

>--
>John Starrett

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

The bird sings with it's fingers
- One time

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 9:23 PM
Message-ID: <3D17C60B.64EBA012@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Joe Cosby wrote:

> Do you STILL want to mess with me?
>
> Yeah. That's what I thought.

What's what you thought? That? Are you kidding??? That???
Gimmie a break. That is soooooo 20th century.

--
John Starrett

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 10:33 PM
Message-ID: <3d17d677.9845955@news.cis.dfn.de>

John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>Joe Cosby wrote:
>
>> Do you STILL want to mess with me?
>>
>> Yeah. That's what I thought.
>
>What's what you thought? That? Are you kidding??? That???
>Gimmie a break. That is soooooo 20th century.
>

FUCK YER ACCORDIANS

>--
>John Starrett

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"I think the bottom line is that nature abhors a peasant."
-- nu-monet

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 7:22 PM
Message-ID: <3d17a96a.18151424@news.cis.dfn.de>

rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) laughed madly,
then wrote:

>>shut up, pink boy.
>
>BLRK BLRK BRBBLE
>
>
>
>grgle grgle grgle
>

I don't know if your mom ever told you, but it's considered polite to
swallow before you try to talk again. Great mouthfuls of jism running
down your chin is distasteful to some.

just FYI

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

ultimately, nuclear preparedness is the only answer to the problem of global
population

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 4:04 AM
Message-ID: <20020624040435.08759.00000631@mb-fj.aol.com>

They don't work for you, but you won?

You sound like some Canuck who just insists that the British/Canucks "won" the
war of 1812.

Up the Irish.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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Subject: Re: You Have A Problem
From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 21, 2002 9:36 PM
Message-ID: <FcQQ8.5397$7Q2.203430@e3500-atl2.usenetserver.com>

If you answered "yes" or "what's it to ya" to 3 or more of these questions;
that's a pretty good sign that you are well on the way to total reliance on
face-fucking bats.

Ned
A pubic service of the Ad-Council

--
Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!!! HTTP://WWW.SubGenius.com

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Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> Do you have a problem with face-fucking bats?

Just one experience with anal octopods and you'll
never go swimming again.

--
I knew a young lady from Spain,
Who said, "Oh, let us do it again!
And again! And again!
And again! And again!
And again! And again! And again!"

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