Subject: Sexual Insults

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 2:31 AM
Message-ID: <4RBJ9.134319$Gc.4461205@twister.austin.rr.com>

Despite your supposed admiration for people who go around protesting the God
Hates Fags bunch, a lot of you people seem to feel that the worst insult you
can possibly use is "That guy sucks dick" or "That guy wants Stang's cock,"
or "That guy is my butt-boy". I mean, HELLO! You're just playing right
into the Conspiracy's hands when you do that. There are plenty of SubGenii
who are misfit toys not because they look funny or like weird music, but
because they want to suck cock.

I mean, what the hell is the point anyway? There's nothing inherently
insulting about man-man love, in fact I personally find it highly erotic.
Except when you bring guys like Will Dockery, J'lahn, and Dean into it.
Then it's just gross. But not because it's homosexual sex, just because
thinking about any of them naked is gross. They're so wrapped up in
themselves, I shudder to think what kind of sexual performance they would
give. They're probably the kind of guys who want you to shout their name
really loud and say "Oh it's so big! Oh it's going to split me in half! Oh
you're SUCH a MAN that it HURTS!!" Anyway, that's enough of THAT. They are
not the kind of people you want to think about having sex, let's just leave
it at that. I'm sure nenslo could figure out why.

My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly morons like
that having anal sex? Why can't it ever be kevbob and Cuthulu? Or modemac
and Legume?

And what's the deal with "cunt" and "pussy" and "dickless" and
woman-oriented insults like that?? How do you think it makes us feel to
know that when you're really mad, and you really want to insult someone, you
call them one of US? Bad, that's how!

Anyway, I know things are tough at this time of year, what with families and
presents and/or the lack thereof making everyone edgy, but please people,
the next time you flame, take a deep breath, count to ten, and then choose
some other insult besides ones that drag the good names of pussy and
cocksucker through the mud.

--
So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is ("-- ") and not the
way yours is ("--").
-- Some Linux Freak

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 5:34 AM
Message-ID: <GwEJ9.40387$jf7.2359762@news2.west.cox.net>

ICEKNIFE wrote:
> "Intestinal Infection" <weirdlinks@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:J3CJ9.5918$ym3.149861728@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
>
>>You forgot to mention "numb nuts"!
>
>
> and P***Y W****R.
>
> that's the WORST!
>
>

Just reading that horrible phrase made me call random phone numbers
until I got a Catholic priest to confess to. Don't you know that
children read the internet?
Queso

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 2:49 AM
Message-ID: <2hqdvu4ht9gitm28sdthblb4t80g70uhcn@4ax.com>

On Wed, 11 Dec 2002 07:31:12 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen"
<magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

well I think it's not so much about man-man sex as about trying to
think of the most debasing things possible to match the basically
slimy character of the person. like queso's stuff about will dockney
earlier. gross, but the only thing appropriate.

I mean, it's about rape and debasement rather than sex per se.

>My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly morons like
>that having anal sex? Why can't it ever be kevbob and Cuthulu? Or modemac
>and Legume?
>

5 BUCKS.

And you got it.

>And what's the deal with "cunt" and "pussy" and "dickless" and
>woman-oriented insults like that?? How do you think it makes us feel to
>know that when you're really mad, and you really want to insult someone, you
>call them one of US? Bad, that's how!
>
>Anyway, I know things are tough at this time of year, what with families and
>presents and/or the lack thereof making everyone edgy, but please people,
>the next time you flame, take a deep breath, count to ten, and then choose
>some other insult besides ones that drag the good names of pussy and
>cocksucker through the mud.

Oh c'mon. That's not fair. Give us "pussy" OR "cocksucker". We need
SOMETHING. I mean, you can be a cocksucker but not a woman, but then
we are insulting homosexuals. I mean to be perfectly honest, I have
nothing at all against homosexuals. I kind of like them, in general,
more than heterosexuals because they tend to be less boring. Not to
mention, now that I sit here and think of it, that I have had a few
homosexual men who were very very nice to me despite the fact that I
wasn't really into sex with them, and it really helped spread out a
very thin paycheck or two.

To me at least it really isn't about saying "you suck, because you are
a homosexual, and homosexuals suck". (Uhm no pun intended, honest.)
(No, really.) Mostly it is about saying something that will get to
the other person. The fact that it is stupid just tends to make it
work better.

The people who are being attacked tend to be people stupid enough to
still be brainwashed by our bullshit culture. So throwing things at
them out of our bullshit culture, like homophobia and misogyny, works
because they know they are idiots to be bothered by it but they are
bothered by it anyway.

I mean, I know it sounds like bullshit, but really.

The other thing though is the words just work well. "Pussy" is very
good for when you are trying to establish a sneering tone.
"Cocksucker" has a cadence to it. "FUCK you cock SUCKER" just has a
great rythm.

Which also sounds like bullshit, but personally I think that is how a
lot of these words evolve. We drift towards certain words as our
DIRTY words because they sound dirty.

A lot of the flamers on alt.slack are basically just very good
writers. They have a feel for the sound of language.

Well, OK. You probably didn't really want a really real answer. Oh
well. I am drunk and have nothing better to do.

5 bucks for the modemac-Legume anal sex story. Follow up to this
post, and it's yours.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 3:39 AM
Message-ID: <pan.2002.12.11.08.39.29.448939@sheayright.com>

On Tue, 10 Dec 2002 23:49:05 +0000, Joe Cosby wrote:

> The people who are being attacked tend to be people stupid enough to
> still be brainwashed by our bullshit culture. So throwing things at
> them out of our bullshit culture, like homophobia and misogyny, works
> because they know they are idiots to be bothered by it but they are
> bothered by it anyway.
>
> I mean, I know it sounds like bullshit, but really.

Yeah, it DOES sound like bullshit, Joe. I mean it
REALLY does sound like bullshit. You defend against
that idea by saying "but really." But really, what, Joe?
Please, continue.

Only a dick nosed, choad smoking, pussy whipped shirt lifter
could spoon a crock of shit out of his ass like that.

If you ask me, sexual insults are just plain boring, made
by bored people who have nothing else to say. They don't really
know the person that they're insulting so they can't make the
kind of insightful remarks that would make their foe crumple like
a wet dish rag, so they fall back on the worn out thread bare litany
of sexual slurs that they picked up in high school.

Like the cacophonous din of car horns in a traffic jam, it's a boorish
expression of displeasure, bellowed by unthinking, uninspired minds
that just CAN'T SHUT UP when they have nothing to say.

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 2:54 AM
Message-ID: <pan.2002.12.11.07.54.27.89069@sheayright.com>

On Wed, 11 Dec 2002 07:31:12 +0000, Rev. Magdalen wrote:

> Despite your supposed admiration for people who go around protesting the God
> Hates Fags bunch, a lot of you people seem to feel that the worst insult you
> can possibly use is "That guy sucks dick" or "That guy wants Stang's cock,"
> or "That guy is my butt-boy". I mean, HELLO! You're just playing right
> into the Conspiracy's hands when you do that. There are plenty of SubGenii
> who are misfit toys not because they look funny or like weird music, but
> because they want to suck cock.
>
> I mean, what the hell is the point anyway? There's nothing inherently
> insulting about man-man love, in fact I personally find it highly erotic.
> Except when you bring guys like Will Dockery, J'lahn, and Dean into it.
> Then it's just gross. But not because it's homosexual sex, just because
> thinking about any of them naked is gross. They're so wrapped up in
> themselves, I shudder to think what kind of sexual performance they would
> give. They're probably the kind of guys who want you to shout their name
> really loud and say "Oh it's so big! Oh it's going to split me in half! Oh
> you're SUCH a MAN that it HURTS!!" Anyway, that's enough of THAT. They are
> not the kind of people you want to think about having sex, let's just leave
> it at that. I'm sure nenslo could figure out why.
>
> My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly morons like
> that having anal sex? Why can't it ever be kevbob and Cuthulu? Or modemac
> and Legume?
>
> And what's the deal with "cunt" and "pussy" and "dickless" and
> woman-oriented insults like that?? How do you think it makes us feel to
> know that when you're really mad, and you really want to insult someone, you
> call them one of US? Bad, that's how!
>
> Anyway, I know things are tough at this time of year, what with families and
> presents and/or the lack thereof making everyone edgy, but please people,
> the next time you flame, take a deep breath, count to ten, and then choose
> some other insult besides ones that drag the good names of pussy and
> cocksucker through the mud.

Now how do you KNOW that those phrases were being used as insults?
What makes you jump to the conclusion that they were intended to be
insulting?

I've always known that you were a dickless cocksucker, Magdalen,
but your last two paragraphs really prove it.

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 4:56 AM
Message-ID: <b71f73eb.0212110156.489fc9e1@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<4RBJ9.134319$Gc.4461205@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly morons like
> that having anal sex? Why can't it ever be kevbob and Cuthulu? Or modemac
> and Legume?

Given a choice, I'd rather have anal sex with someone else besides
Legume. I'm sure the feeling is mutual for him. I hope.

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 9:56 AM
Message-ID: <Xns92E167B52D27F154563@128.242.171.114>

modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
news:b71f73eb.0212110156.489fc9e1@posting.google.com:
> Given a choice, I'd rather have anal sex with someone else besides
> Legume. I'm sure the feeling is mutual for him. I hope.

What's the deal, Modemac? Am I too ugly for you to open ass for? Or do you
only take it up the ass from HOMOS? You little bitch, if you ever even
SUSPECT you're going to be within five miles of me, you'd fucking well
better have a tube of Astraglide and a Princess Leia costume. And I'm not
talking that bathrobe thing either, I'm talking the "Jabba's Slave"
costume.

Because when I'm done fucking your little puckered rosebud, you're gonna
turn HETERO.
--
Legume
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"I have been thinking about sitting down with Crazy Acid Burnout Man and
having a serious talk with him." - Ivan Stang

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 5:32 AM
Message-ID: <VuEJ9.40379$jf7.2359762@news2.west.cox.net>

Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> Despite your supposed admiration for people who go around protesting the God
> Hates Fags bunch, a lot of you people seem to feel that the worst insult you
> can possibly use is "That guy sucks dick" or "That guy wants Stang's cock,"
> or "That guy is my butt-boy". I mean, HELLO! You're just playing right
> into the Conspiracy's hands when you do that. There are plenty of SubGenii
> who are misfit toys not because they look funny or like weird music, but
> because they want to suck cock.
>
> I mean, what the hell is the point anyway? There's nothing inherently
> insulting about man-man love,

Not man LOVE, no. If one man is a hobo being paid to pee up the other
man's butt (like Will Dockery). That's wrong. I think lots of times
people aim a homosexual joke not to mock gays, but to tailor a comment
to further offend an individual. You know, the uptight redneck gets
called a cocksucker, the nun might get some blasphemy, the hippie gets
called a corporate dupe, the Subgenius gets called a pink. Hell, you
could insult lotsa folks by calling them a good Christian. In my mind,
it is more against the person your insulting. You ever see the seen in
True Romance between Chris Walken and Dennis Hopper?

in fact I personally find it highly erotic.
> Except when you bring guys like Will Dockery, J'lahn, and Dean into it.
> Then it's just gross. But not because it's homosexual sex, just because
> thinking about any of them naked is gross. They're so wrapped up in
> themselves, I shudder to think what kind of sexual performance they would
> give. They're probably the kind of guys who want you to shout their name
> really loud and say "Oh it's so big! Oh it's going to split me in half! Oh
> you're SUCH a MAN that it HURTS!!" Anyway, that's enough of THAT. They are
> not the kind of people you want to think about having sex, let's just leave
> it at that. I'm sure nenslo could figure out why.
>
> My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly morons like
> that having anal sex? Why can't it ever be kevbob and Cuthulu? Or modemac
> and Legume?
>
> And what's the deal with "cunt" and "pussy"

I like them, why? Oh... you mean as an insult. Well, cunt seems to be
the last shock word. Nowdays you have to construct a whole idea to get
the kind of shock that even "cocksucker" got in the 70's.

and "dickless" and
> woman-oriented insults like that?? How do you think it makes us feel to
> know that when you're really mad, and you really want to insult someone, you
> call them one of US? Bad, that's how!

You're very tall when you speak for all women.
Queso

>
> Anyway, I know things are tough at this time of year, what with families and
> presents and/or the lack thereof making everyone edgy, but please people,
> the next time you flame, take a deep breath, count to ten, and then choose
> some other insult besides ones that drag the good names of pussy and
> cocksucker through the mud.
>
> --
> So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is ("-- ") and not the
> way yours is ("--").
> -- Some Linux Freak
>
>
>

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 9:34 AM
Message-ID: <N1IJ9.7$246.14135@news.uswest.net>

"Rev. Magdalen" wrote

> My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly morons
like
> that having anal sex?

it breaks up the monotony of pointing out hideous deformities, incest,
pedophilia, fecophilia, trans-species impregnations, smegma gargling,
injecting semen into the brain cavity, and hitting people in the head with a
big stinking dead fish.

DUH.

you seem to have forgotten some of the BASICS, young lady. there are about a
GODZILLION things way more offensive to concentrate on being offended by
than mere sex insults (if it's done right, of course).

read through this small list of insult possibilities and I'm almost sure you
will agree.

"You daddy guzzling, fag grabbing, urine watching, worm feeding, tramp
frenching, skunk eating, nut staring, mud snatching, dog jerking, grandma
blowing, trash lusting, toddler biting, hog kissing, bigfoot farting, nad
pukeing, turd lusting, fungus wallowing, pig kissing, maggot smoking, bung
porking, nad spewing, monkey swallowing, grandpa grazing, skunk twitching,
lemur watching, maggot stealing, dirt basting, lemur undulating, crack
swallowing, toe-jam worshipping, spit burping, trash juggling, squirrel
twitching, wussie jumping, worm biting, turd falating, squirrel squealing,
barf munching, pig clutching, fish caressing, squirrel guzzling, crab
burping, puddle snatching, monkey undulating, turd spewing, fag swallowing,
wart burping, lemur stealing, cock fondling, homo licking, nad holding, slug
squealing, dust gulping, crap kissing, dick smelling, spit chewing, urine
screwing, grandpa worshipping, clown grazing, elephant staring, camel
feeling, hog eating, chimp drooling, bum injecting, clown biting, urine
swallowing, dust grasping, butt falating, scum juggling, wussie watching,
nut screwing, grease slurping, hog wacking, bigfoot swallowing, acne
frenching, fag holding, bum drooling, phlegm stinking, bush baby belching,
grease fondling, crap swallowing, lemur guzzling, gay copping, puke
drooling, crap fondling, prick kissing, rabbit slurping, booger drooling,
ass blowing, dog caressing, wart hugging, weasel twitching, chimp chewing,
fungus screwing, weasel guzzling, pimple worshipping, dust spewing, chipmunk
caressing, wart jerking, toddler jumping, toilet scratching, puss smelling,
wussie sucking, homo holding, crap sniffing, chipmunk grabbing, ooze
searching, toilet drooling, nut fondling, rabbit falating, bigfoot gargling,
faggot feeding, bung swallowing, nut watching, crack sucking, toilet
jerking, slug injecting, toad twitching, scum worshipping, daddy scarfing,
ooze grabbing, pig worshipping, wacker chewing, crab watching, rabbit
twitching, slug mounting, fag biting, lemur jerking, snot munching, pig
farting, grandma clawing, tramp sucking, crack lusting, dog staring, bum
worshipping, weasel wallowing, grandma copping, grease burping, tramp
smoking, acne juggling, mud gulping, crab hopping, fish snatching, maggot
feeling, butt jumping, booger fondling, ass eating, puddle hugging, dung
basting, bob dean squealing, maggot smelling, dung clawing, toe-jam blowing,
skunk farting, poodle hopping, puddle chewing, gay belching, dust smoking,
rabbit pukeing, dump sucking, grandpa gulping, mold slurping, weasel
basting, clown snatching, urine feeling, puddle belching, fag poking, toad
drooling, daddy blowing, bum wacking, lemur kissing, grease basting, mud
porking, booger mounting, nut slurping, dirt frenching, urine wacking, dust
drooling, elephant pukeing, poodle injecting, camel porking, scum gulping,
bob dean basting, dirt searching, fungus gargling, walrus farting, nad
hugging, bob dean clutching, crab pumping, bush baby frenching, bung
drooling, booger biting, crack undulating, spit copping, gay clutching,
camel fondling, rat holding, acne clawing, bob dean staring, grandpa
swallowing, walrus sniffing, bigfoot sucking, phlegm holding, wacker
grazing, cock snatching, fag screwing, puddle drooling, bum stealing, daddy
licking, vomit swallowing, slime feeding, crack wallowing, tramp copping,
worm holding, prick stinking, ape chewing, grandma falating, toad basting,
bob dean watching, cock drooling, barf swallowing, bigfoot stealing, faggot
clutching, poodle clawing, urine fondling, slug juggling, toilet screwing,
turd chewing, wussie licking, crack drooling, grandpa squealing, toddler
stealing, camel eating, lemur slurping, dump searching, dung injecting,
toe-jam clawing, wussie smelling, crack munching, elephant belching, puddle
lusting, snot smelling, lemur hopping, elephant sniffing, monkey biting,
spit porking, mud staring, booger grabbing, puddle squealing, chimp eating,
walrus belching, wacker falating, chimp watching, puddle scarfing, bush baby
basting, dump clawing, crab drooling, scum falating, butt clawing, ape
eating, slime smoking, slug copping, fish poking, ooze drooling, fungus
scarfing, elephant feeding, dust screwing, wacker poking, ape jumping,
weasel feeding, bob dean scarfing, trash scratching, monkey frenching, dick
undulating, toddler grabbing, grease staring, bung squealing, dump kissing,
maggot poking, fungus eating, vomit falating, barf wacking, snot caressing,
hog hopping, ooze jumping, butt wacking, hog lusting, booger burping, nut
smelling, maggot spewing, skunk feeling, turd undulating, sheep kissing,
slime spewing, weasel jerking, chimp belching, fag scratching, turd poking,
ooze spewing, dog frenching, chimp fondling, homo feeling, toe-jam scarfing,
crab pukeing, bob dean sucking, acne poking, toddler kissing, trash staring,
squirrel gargling, snot stinking, scum stealing, piss falating, gay wacking,
chimp gulping, wacker screwing, crab searching, puke frenching, chipmunk
staring, maggot jerking, urine worshipping, cock clutching, crap feeling,
ass pumping, puddle wacking, dick farting, fungus smelling, gay falating,
pimple gulping, urine snatching, squirrel fondling, trash watching, bum
wallowing, grandpa sniffing, prick slurping, crap hugging, slug holding,
dick grazing, daddy juggling, rabbit frenching, wacker feeling, chipmunk
screwing, mold hopping, puddle spewing, sheep basting, dog licking, dirt
pukeing, bob dean porking, acne smelling, vomit pukeing, grandpa frenching,
crab grazing, toddler munching, walrus jumping, piss squealing, puddle
frenching, puke scarfing, homo falating, booger caressing, fungus biting,
bush baby scarfing, urine burping, grandpa smoking, toe-jam searching,
grease grazing, grandpa chewing, bush baby staring, nad grabbing, weasel
clawing, hog juggling, booger copping, lemur gulping, slime holding, cock
clawing, booger stinking, puke gargling, weasel drooling, bung clutching,
dump watching, poodle belching, grandma mounting, grandpa grasping, snot
sniffing, walrus guzzling, acne falating, piss smelling, worm injecting,
prick screwing, faggot stinking, wussie blowing, daddy injecting, toad
falating, clown sucking, ass feeding, dung blowing, booger porking, toe-jam
pukeing, bigfoot stinking, snot undulating, ass porking, toilet caressing,
pimple spewing, rat kissing, spit gargling, faggot grazing, ape munching,
wart poking, mold smoking, tramp swallowing, toe-jam sniffing, prick
staring, mold feeding, nut belching, lemur basting, ooze falating, puke
caressing, phlegm farting, rabbit clawing, grease drooling, prick caressing,
fungus basting, dump twitching, skunk scratching, elephant undulating, pig
searching, sheep juggling, vomit wallowing, maggot stinking, walrus pukeing,
piss injecting, puddle juggling, dirt worshipping, daddy jerking, fungus
holding, bum watching, ape squealing, toad burping, chipmunk frenching, wart
fondling, wussie staring, hog munching, acne feeding, bob dean jerking,
faggot injecting, ape copping, wacker worshipping, skunk chewing, walrus
scarfing, ass sniffing, dust searching, dirt scarfing, slime pukeing, piss
farting, elephant eating, dick porking, mold undulating, mud munching,
monkey holding, toddler smoking, barf sucking, grandpa clutching, puke
watching, mud stinking, puss farting, crap twitching, crack poking, puke
spewing, mold porking, gay screwing, weasel worshipping, ass munching, crap
squealing, fish porking, fag searching, bigfoot copping, butt fondling,
toilet lusting, scum hopping, squirrel holding, elephant burping, bob dean
grasping, bigfoot smoking, snot feeding, fungus sucking, dog holding, daddy
lusting, tramp clutching, sheep falating, mold smelling, toad eating,
elephant scratching, bum holding, trash slurping, wart watching, urine
munching, grease stinking, rat screwing, hog jerking, crab porking, rabbit
watching, chimp lusting, sheep licking, dog sniffing, mud guzzling, snot
falating, slug jumping, dick lusting, rat chewing, fish pukeing, slime
guzzling, puss falating, phlegm chewing, crab spewing, gay undulating, bung
falating, crack scratching, nad copping, toad snatching, slime frenching,
fish munching, crack jumping, cock swallowing, booger pukeing, urine
smoking, rabbit grabbing, poodle biting, wacker grasping, rat spewing,
wussie injecting, piss hopping, elephant copping, ooze pukeing, squirrel
scratching, dirt gargling, fish staring, prick juggling, toad farting, turd
slurping, hog licking, puddle scratching, bum grazing, camel mounting, piss
hugging, crack jerking, trash munching, piss swallowing, bum gargling,
grandma guzzling, dump worshipping, slime grazing, nut undulating, acne
porking, bigfoot twitching, vomit scarfing, spit feeling, maggot gargling,
wussie mounting, bum frenching, turd juggling, rat jerking, phlegm
twitching, wart holding, gay swallowing, monkey falating, rat basting,
faggot juggling, tramp staring, cock frenching, scum screwing, puke blowing,
bigfoot worshipping, acne injecting, walrus holding, dung sucking, acne
blowing, slug hopping, toilet grabbing, scum scarfing, butt squealing,
poodle watching, daddy kissing, puke slurping, rat farting, homo smoking,
dog eating, walrus clutching, crap holding, wart grabbing, gay wallowing,
vomit biting, trash clutching, slug lusting, grime licking, piss gargling,
hog stealing, gay lusting, maggot grasping, urine gulping, camel grazing,
daddy jumping, rabbit copping, chipmunk belching, mud feeling, ape stinking,
ass swallowing, tramp drooling, grandpa clawing, rabbit wallowing, camel
burping, homo scratching, wussie stealing, piss slurping, maggot copping,
toad gargling, bum biting, elephant injecting, toad juggling, monkey
feeling, worm grabbing, gay holding, faggot kissing, turd hugging, ass
chewing, ape staring, toilet hugging, walrus grasping, ass fondling, spit
wallowing, grease belching, ape searching, spit kissing, bob dean copping,
trash farting, dirt stealing, butt screwing, wacker jumping, puddle pukeing,
mud spewing, ape burping, urine frenching, sheep copping, dump mounting,
squirrel hugging, cock twitching, worm juggling, mold stealing, skunk
slurping, nut frenching, dung licking, daddy grabbing, bush baby poking,
tramp grasping, toddler burping, snot grabbing, wart smoking, vomit
slurping, prick grabbing, ooze swallowing, squirrel sucking, ass holding,
acne lusting, homo undulating, ass smoking, slime smelling, bum blowing,
clown fondling, dung eating, slug sniffing, crab kissing, barf jumping, pig
swallowing, grandpa blowing, clown poking, crack farting, crap burping, bum
swallowing, phlegm falating, mud hopping, slug poking, rat blowing, ooze
frenching, phlegm sniffing, poodle pumping, clown frenching, homo hopping,
crap falating, prick feeding, wart smelling, crap eating, camel frenching,
mud smelling, maggot mounting, worm squealing, gay gargling, slime grasping,
grease munching, bob dean frenching, sheep porking, lemur grabbing, puss
hopping, wacker guzzling, prick watching, dust copping, toilet munching,
phlegm burping, cock jerking, ooze porking, pimple falating, nut hopping,
booger squealing, camel kissing, mud pumping, worm basting, dung feeling,
camel searching, toilet wallowing, dump feeling, puss swallowing, snot
sucking, worm hugging, wacker gulping, trash twitching, fungus feeling,
walrus hugging, ape belching, snot screwing, butt frenching, nad chewing,
ape holding, butt snatching, toad scarfing, slime mounting, bob dean eating,
lemur munching, piss basting, vomit undulating, booger stealing, phlegm
squealing, worm hopping, ass grazing, bob dean gulping, sheep sniffing,
elephant basting, puss kissing, skunk fondling, rat frenching, booger
poking, acne sucking, ape smoking, slug biting, hog twitching, chimp
mounting, bum sniffing, nad scratching, crack feeding, urine slurping, trash
worshipping, ooze blowing, butt smelling, chimp clutching, poodle fondling,
slug wallowing, lemur caressing, hog scarfing, dump copping, nut sucking,
monkey screwing, butt hopping, dung guzzling, clown drooling, puke
searching, wacker basting, clown wallowing, fish squealing, piss drooling,
elephant guzzling, pig slurping, toilet sucking, scum stinking, bob dean
jumping, fish smelling, maggot fondling, crab munching, ape kissing, butt
slurping, crack staring, squirrel grabbing, ass licking, snot searching, bob
dean worshipping, turd copping, piss twitching, rat fondling, toe-jam
injecting, hog porking, puddle jerking, trash basting, prick blowing, phlegm
sucking, pig mounting, mold lusting, turd jumping, lemur blowing, urine
biting, fag frenching, ass lusting, grime guzzling, toilet biting, dump
caressing, fish watching, lemur wacking, toe-jam slurping, bum sucking, worm
sniffing, crab snatching, ape gulping, daddy frenching, turd stealing, crack
sniffing, toad holding, squirrel burping, worm lusting, toe-jam porking,
skunk blowing, gay fondling, chipmunk grazing, urine stinking, dog
scratching, dick falating, nut spewing, grandpa jumping, puddle injecting,
turd burping, bung snatching, clown smoking, vomit sucking, pig burping, hog
slurping, walrus smoking, toilet clutching, grease clawing, mold
worshipping, toddler pukeing, ass clutching, spit poking, puke kissing,
booger worshipping, monkey searching, chipmunk pumping, toe-jam spewing,
toad blowing, puke grazing, gay twitching, pig grabbing, toe-jam squealing,
bum screwing, monkey drooling, chimp basting, hog scratching, wart feeding,
bung stealing, dirt watching, pimple grabbing, daddy searching, faggot
drooling, scum biting, grime lusting, vomit smelling, puddle feeling,
chipmunk fondling, toddler mounting, crab slurping, weasel gargling, slime b
elching, homo swallowing, acne hugging, turd hopping, gay feeding, bum
feeling, skunk staring, monkey poking, crack frenching, wacker holding, wart
stinking, weasel burping, bush baby drooling, cock juggling, spit slurping,
wussie basting, rabbit sucking, dump belching, bum licking, barf basting,
prick munching, ape watching, faggot spewing, rat injecting, clown licking,
homo pumping, dump grabbing, weasel stealing, snot slurping, grandma
sniffing, poodle mounting, weasel chewing, squirrel sniffing, dust farting,
dick grasping, daddy belching, dump burping, puddle clutching, chipmunk
clawing, slime feeling, toddler gulping, monkey snatching, faggot smelling,
bush baby wacking, chimp swallowing, dirt grabbing, tramp licking, dust
munching, barf hopping, pimple chewing, ooze smoking, camel clawing, tramp
blowing, sheep smoking, crack copping, grandpa stinking, nad injecting,
wussie caressing, faggot squealing, fag hopping, mold spewing, turd
munching, pimple injecting, mold caressing, faggot sucking, wart snatching,
grandpa scratching, snot mounting, piss eating, fish scarfing, bung smoking,
wart grazing, snot scratching, pig hopping, booger falating, bigfoot
spewing, dick staring, crab wacking, maggot hugging, bung chewing, rabbit
clutching, gay smelling, barf fondling, urine jumping, trash gargling, slug
caressing, barf grasping, crab sniffing, crap smoking, fish swallowing,
fungus falating, pimple snatching, faggot stealing, daddy gulping, dump
biting, toe-jam grabbing, grease wacking, grandma undulating, toddler
copping, nad grazing, trash gulping, ooze wallowing, ass kissing, puddle
guzzling, slug twitching, wussie pumping, sheep grabbing, chipmunk copping,
daddy squealing, spit clawing, bigfoot juggling, snot pumping, grime
spewing, phlegm blowing, tramp searching, piss biting, weasel mounting, slug
scratching, clown hugging, homo drooling, dick holding, wacker stinking,
butt caressing, chipmunk lusting, crack searching, barf sniffing, grime
snatching, bob dean spewing, elephant mounting, bum lusting, acne pukeing,
grime twitching, walrus wallowing, crap guzzling, daddy eating, rabbit
smelling, dust hopping, turd searching, bob dean belching, puke chewing,
turd screwing, nut farting, pig snatching, bigfoot sniffing, wussie poking,
slug grabbing, ooze mounting, bob dean biting, slime copping, barf
worshipping, mud feeding, sheep gulping, dump licking, nad frenching,
toddler grazing, weasel lusting, ass pukeing, barf copping, squirrel
grazing, wart guzzling, maggot juggling, chipmunk drooling, bush baby
spewing, trash eating, toe-jam munching, turd gulping, trash blowing, acne
pumping, scum squealing, cock screwing, bum twitching, turd fondling, wacker
lusting, wussie copping, toe-jam feeling, spit frenching, dirt hugging,
chimp gargling, fag smelling, clown injecting, grease blowing, rabbit
scarfing, slime jerking, mold gulping, urine hugging, slug wacking, barf
feeling, toddler juggling, bob dean munching, bush baby screwing, ass
stealing, bigfoot drooling, chimp farting, daddy twitching, dump wallowing,
squirrel feeding, rabbit licking, clown undulating, trash grazing, gay
feeling, dirt sucking, toddler poking, pig eating, dick injecting, toad
gulping, maggot slurping, faggot undulating, mud searching, grandpa
caressing, wacker undulating, crab poking, ape juggling, mold chewing, grime
kissing, nut lusting, bung clawing, puddle falating, crack pukeing, snot
frenching, barf twitching, walrus hopping, acne eating, wussie worshipping,
fish chewing, grease grasping, puss gulping, dick eating, pimple gargling,
booger blowing, dirt scratching, crap munching, fish undulating, butt
sniffing, daddy biting, puddle wallowing, slime eating, rabbit feeling,
clown falating, bung injecting, monkey juggling, dump screwing, toad
swallowing, weasel spewing, faggot basting, toe-jam swallowing, daddy
clawing, fungus stealing, tramp twitching, camel grabbing, grandpa slurping,
skunk spewing, fungus smoking, acne caressing, lemur sucking, skunk jerking,
bung scarfing, puss caressing, clown stinking, mud frenching, crack
slurping, daddy mounting, bob dean pukeing, gay scarfing, fungus copping,
pig undulating, crab belching, hog feeling, dump feeding, slug blowing,
prick wacking, puke smoking, homo screwing, trash fondling, fag wacking,
dump hugging, bigfoot screwing, elephant gulping, poodle scarfing, dick
stinking, crack stealing, clown jerking, squirrel swallowing, bung
twitching, grandma scarfing, lemur feeding, puss wacking, piss watching,
maggot blowing, poodle juggling, turd smelling, crab grasping, weasel
swallowing, phlegm fondling, toad undulating, homo porking, dump slurping,
toddler falating, crab gargling, elephant grabbing, dirt blowing, maggot
squealing, booger watching, chimp grasping, fungus jumping, maggot
undulating, grandpa pumping, slime worshipping, piss copping, monkey
basting, worm searching, tramp stinking, maggot wallowing, bum belching,
rabbit screwing, elephant twitching, daddy watching, pig sniffing, mold
falating, squirrel hopping, ass smelling, clown searching, crack gulping,
barf clawing, turd watching, pimple wallowing, fungus clutching, homo
pukeing, urine feeding, grease grabbing, mud burping, dog biting, snot
wallowing, dung grazing, phlegm mounting, sheep sucking, nut munching, bum
squealing, wart belching, crap feeding, monkey stealing, piss licking,
maggot kissing, grandma grasping, grease hopping, slug gargling, ooze
chewing, pimple feeling, mud basting, piss munching, turd staring, worm
poking, scum wacking, puke grabbing, mud holding, lemur pukeing, rat
squealing, poodle drooling, dung kissing, dick guzzling, prick swallowing,
crab mounting, faggot hugging, bush baby squealing, lemur grazing, turd
smoking, toe-jam basting, squirrel juggling, grime sniffing, butt hugging,
crap slurping, rat staring, maggot basting, walrus porking, grease
wallowing, booger munching, wacker searching, mud clawing, slime lusting,
dump clutching, bob dean stinking, poodle screwing, piss spewing, slug
searching, bum grabbing, prick drooling, sheep munching, rabbit spewing,
walrus basting, monkey grasping, pimple pukeing, clown worshipping, chimp
squealing, poodle feeling, bung worshipping, dog kissing, spit lusting, bum
basting, slug jerking, bung sucking, bush baby watching, fish feeling, prick
smoking, chimp scratching, wacker hugging, hog searching, dung watching,
crap porking, clown slurping, vomit searching, toilet grasping, spit
scratching, grandpa licking, toilet staring, butt biting, ooze clutching,
crack belching, butt feeling, slime burping, crap injecting, wart gulping,
snot staring, acne guzzling, barf chewing, poodle gulping, toilet gargling,
toe-jam lusting, dust squealing, pig gulping, squirrel basting, cock
porking, monkey sniffing, sheep poking, bigfoot wacking, booger feeling,
camel scarfing, dung smelling, hog pumping, toad chewing, pimple smelling,
poodle basting, pig drooling, dog swallowing, toilet injecting, nad burping,
poodle jerking, piss searching, maggot twitching, mud jerking, worm
guzzling, nut gulping, puddle licking, dick jumping, toe-jam caressing, cock
gargling, acne slurping, camel spewing, bigfoot burping, elephant licking,
dog hopping, lemur spewing, crack porking, phlegm scarfing, puss copping,
grime injecting, camel stealing, puddle gulping, ass caressing, mold
guzzling, nut biting, pig holding, crab sucking, dog undulating, dust
chewing, grime scarfing, acne holding, vomit snatching, monkey sucking,
weasel poking, maggot guzzling, clown sniffing, puddle watching, elephant
snatching, pimple pumping, toilet feeding, dust grazing, crab copping,
maggot wacking, dust injecting, wussie kissing, puke juggling, turd clawing,
bush baby jumping, wart squealing, prick holding, grandpa injecting, wussie
hopping, chimp grazing, crack falating, puss injecting, dirt grasping, sheep
feeling, bush baby falating, bung frenching, toilet stealing, wacker
wallowing, rat swallowing, crack watching, clown clawing, spit smoking, ooze
worshipping, dirt feeding, grease twitching, grime stealing, snot basting,
tramp scarfing, rabbit stealing, ooze stinking, fungus caressing, toad
watching, poodle snatching, grease swallowing, worm gargling, sheep pukeing,
dump scarfing, maggot clutching, vomit spewing, dung stinking, nad grasping,
rabbit swallowing, chipmunk scarfing, monkey guzzling, dust lusting, grandpa
belching, bung fondling, urine gargling, fish grasping, ape screwing, cock
blowing, monkey hopping, poodle falating, ass guzzling, squirrel pumping,
toad clawing, grease spewing, barf scratching, fag porking, homo scarfing,
ape pumping, dog smoking, faggot twitching, vomit squealing, mold
scratching, butt swallowing, dust frenching, sheep biting, monkey gulping,
rat watching, fish blowing, booger smoking, scum grabbing, prick feeling,
urine sucking, hog biting, bush baby guzzling, elephant searching, ooze
biting, nut porking, grandpa burping, ape sucking, toilet eating, ooze
sniffing, cock wallowing, faggot mounting, homo chewing, dick biting, mold
pumping, crab licking, trash sucking, grease feeding, camel undulating, piss
lusting, chipmunk licking, fish belching, pig biting, booger eating, tramp
snatching, squirrel caressing, dust stealing, fish grabbing, urine blowing,
dung smoking, turd feeding, acne gargling, dust slurping, nut swallowing,
bob dean gargling, slime grabbing, mud falating, spit sniffing, wart
sucking, wacker snatching, worm clutching, mold grasping, snot injecting,
ape clutching, squirrel porking, acne staring, urine basting, walrus
squealing, tramp screwing, hog watching, monkey jumping, wart twitching,
crab chewing, clown juggling, sheep injecting, nut pumping, squirrel
jumping, monkey copping, dog falating, piss grabbing, fish biting, skunk
squealing, phlegm searching, slug farting, chimp worshipping, chipmunk
injecting, fish spewing, grime grazing, wart blowing, chipmunk basting, puss
biting, booger belching, pimple munching, skunk lusting, tramp pukeing,
bigfoot searching, skunk injecting, bush baby lusting, faggot caressing,
wussie swallowing, poodle munching, worm wallowing, wart juggling, bum
fondling, grease gulping, trash grasping, cock kissing, nad hopping, spit
screwing, nut scarfing, acne jerking, crap searching, ape spewing, monkey
eating, weasel farting, toe-jam gargling, piss jerking, rat clutching, pig
scratching, crab guzzling, scum munching, bigfoot injecting, slug fondling,
crack pumping, vomit stealing, fungus sniffing, puke farting, puss
twitching, ooze watching, wart frenching, fungus feeding, tramp gulping,
vomit munching, fish clutching, wart feeling, booger pumping, hog hugging,
grime biting, dick frenching, crab screwing, bush baby searching, acne
stinking, crack squealing, maggot sucking, camel blowing, urine juggling,
mud licking, squirrel eating, elephant lusting, toilet mounting, rat
wacking, bigfoot lusting, dick clutching, squirrel stealing, toddler
worshipping, elephant pumping, toad hopping, turd porking, rabbit wacking,
phlegm copping, dirt sniffing, clown gargling, rabbit lusting, bush baby
kissing, piss guzzling, rat scarfing, vomit farting, dust smelling, grandma
porking, bung feeling, booger wallowing, bob dean injecting, ooze caressing,
puss grazing, bung basting, tramp jerking, toilet wacking, nut falating, pig
twitching, dirt clutching, puss stinking, bob dean searching, phlegm
watching, slime hugging, barf belching, nad blowing, wart swallowing, gay
guzzling, slime licking, pig squealing, puddle jumping, faggot burping, barf
porking, dust jumping, dick worshipping, weasel smoking, clown watching,
booger farting, phlegm pukeing, ooze snatching, dump fondling, toad feeling,
grease guzzling, cock spewing, dung searching, wussie chewing, grime
frenching, fungus scratching, rat poking, spit farting, dust sniffing, piss
frenching, toilet twitching, wussie wallowing, prick farting, fag guzzling,
ass squealing, acne searching, toe-jam feeding, camel smoking, sheep
grazing, toad slurping, ass frenching, pig watching, dung spewing, bob dean
juggling, dog scarfing, hog smoking, poodle worshipping, tramp grazing, dump
basting, vomit burping, elephant sucking, lemur squealing, ooze stealing,
bush baby grasping, fag staring, poodle twitching, puss belching, scum
injecting, bigfoot feeding, dog farting, spit fondling, wart licking, barf
hugging, daddy gargling, grandpa staring, toad caressing, rat undulating,
slug slurping, puddle sucking, squirrel copping, acne farting, bum spewing,
wart copping, dump falating, clown caressing, grease hugging, daddy staring,
phlegm slurping, dust undulating, pimple watching, toad stealing, tramp
guzzling, faggot grabbing, monkey burping, crap licking, snot squealing,
elephant stealing, dump gulping, wussie eating, toad screwing, monkey
smelling, camel copping, wart munching, bum grasping, maggot chewing,
grandpa watching, worm stinking, puddle grabbing, urine hopping, elephant
screwing, walrus drooling, puddle eating, daddy basting, bigfoot gulping,
spit grasping, faggot chewing, rat grazing, mud stealing, scum mounting,
toilet watching, crack scarfing, dung burping, maggot licking, scum
searching, spit guzzling, crack kissing, vomit sniffing, bum undulating,
trash pukeing, dust twitching, dick fondling, toe-jam farting, worm licking,
wussie feeding, puddle mounting, bush baby caressing, toe-jam kissing, pig
frenching, spit wacking, clown gulping, phlegm clawing, monkey feeding,
rabbit gulping, grease injecting, grandpa hugging, prick gulping, grandma
caressing, fish jumping, gay grasping, dirt caressing, vomit watching, bob
dean mounting, puke holding, wussie hugging, pig caressing, faggot feeling,
slime chewing, skunk clutching, grease caressing, slug eating, crap farting,
barf pukeing, puss munching, fungus twitching, bush baby biting, toddler
drooling, rabbit juggling, dick watching, grease clutching, wacker eating,
dick licking, grease watching, worm grazing, gay stealing, wussie lusting,
cock belching, ooze grazing, butt undulating, snot guzzling, faggot licking,
fungus slurping, camel basting, rabbit smoking, grandma holding, crack
fondling, toe-jam hugging, fish grazing, grandma licking, booger chewing,
dust burping, urine clawing, mold pukeing, ape snatching, poodle farting,
walrus stinking, crap drooling, toilet feeling, trash wallowing, ooze
lusting, grease jerking, squirrel licking, worm eating, pig feeding, toad
biting, butt juggling, daddy burping, monkey staring, butt munching, bung
burping, wart injecting, booger gulping, puke eating, turd scarfing, vomit
twitching, crack guzzling, piss smoking, dump frenching, chimp twitching,
skunk gulping, dirt slurping, bung kissing, sheep clawing, bush baby
scratching, slug scarfing, puss slurping, spit worshipping, dog drooling,
pig screwing, butt wallowing, rat pukeing, walrus mounting, grandpa
grabbing, mold blowing, booger wacking, slime searching, dust kissing,
phlegm jerking, poodle burping, bigfoot wallowing, weasel smelling, dog
munching, squirrel lusting, fag stealing, scum grasping, crab fondling,
phlegm eating, puke porking, cock searching, bigfoot frenching, spit
snatching, weasel clutching, urine twitching, toddler gargling, lemur
chewing, turd squealing, rat smelling, prick grasping, bum snatching, pig
jerking, worm mounting, squirrel falating, bigfoot fondling, dog feeling,
ass mounting, grease pumping, scum spewing, nad lusting, bum smoking, daddy
pukeing, puke injecting, bob dean feeling, sheep scarfing, hog fondling,
bigfoot belching, spit swallowing, walrus caressing, nad munching, slug
spewing, snot drooling, bum hopping, bung mounting, crack biting, grandma
gargling, turd blowing, sheep spewing, bum scratching, slug guzzling, nut
wacking, hog caressing, spit grabbing, bob dean falating, mold holding,
grease screwing, pimple sucking, toddler frenching, ass searching, ooze
staring, rabbit belching, grandpa lusting, spit scarfing, pimple searching,
wacker copping, nad clawing, dick searching, mud injecting, puke munching,
slug hugging, fungus wacking, bush baby snatching, clown twitching, elephant
scarfing, poodle spewing, chipmunk twitching, skunk watching, fag jerking,
clown smelling, monkey scarfing, skunk juggling, vomit porking, rat
guzzling, fungus searching, gay frenching, toilet spewing, barf watching,
gay worshipping, dog blowing, ass screwing, rabbit scratching, toilet
holding, crap gargling, nad undulating, puke guzzling, maggot grazing, toad
kissing, dick belching, homo blowing, mold watching, spit pumping, clown
clutching, bum farting, barf smoking, puddle slurping, grandma drooling,
wacker scratching, skunk burping, bung wacking, spit pukeing, scum poking,
prick undulating, snot jerking, puke stealing, monkey grazing, crack
hugging, homo frenching, crap screwing, booger kissing, nut twitching, piss
undulating, daddy scratching, booger sucking, fungus munching, rabbit
eating, crap wacking, acne copping, toilet squealing, maggot scratching,
pimple stinking, poodle pukeing, skunk clawing, dung slurping, toddler
stinking, tramp munching, acne worshipping, grandma jerking, butt lusting,
crack worshipping, spit watching, pimple scratching, dung snatching, hog
pukeing, rabbit sniffing, faggot blowing, spit jumping, mold staring, puke
belching, dog basting, crab farting, rat sniffing, bigfoot pukeing, barf
gulping, scum eating, turd grasping, pig porking, ooze guzzling, puss
blowing, slug watching, monkey stinking, prick snatching, wacker spewing,
rat twitching, camel stinking, piss clawing, worm falating, dump farting,
bush baby sucking, chimp jerking, ape grasping, crab juggling, chimp
wacking, puke burping, toe-jam jumping, puddle clawing, fungus pumping,
walrus fondling, cock scarfing, bitch!!"

now YOU try it!

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 9:50 AM
Message-ID: <3DF75187.5BC@succeeds.com>

Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
> ...a lot of you people seem to feel that the
> worst insult you can possibly use is "That guy
> sucks dick" or "That guy wants Stang's cock,"
> or "That guy is my butt-boy"...

Is it just my imagination, or is Rev. Magdalen almost
unique among alt.slack posters in the percentage of
new threads she starts with something to the effect
of:

"You guys shouldn't be doing this..."

Despite what the subject of the thread is, it's still
presented in the same way.

Now, I'm aware that when I write follow-ups to her
threads, I seem to piss her off, so I just put it up
to a general question:

"Is Rev. Magdalen being a whiny, nattering ninny-nanny?"

Well, gentle alt.slack posters, do you answer in the
affirmative, or do you henceforth swear off calling
the assorted despised of alt.slack "bleeding butthole
pounding weiner faggot homo boys" OR words to that
effect, because she says so?

--
"Who hasn't barfed up a slug or two?"
--Juniper Greenwood, Wizard

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 10:02 AM
Message-ID: <Xns92E168ACEB0B5154563@128.242.171.114>

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in
news:4RBJ9.134319$Gc.4461205@twister.austin.rr.com:

> My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly
> morons like that having anal sex? Why can't it ever be kevbob and
> Cuthulu? Or modemac and Legume?

So, Mags, would you find it erotic to watch me and Hellpope Huey in a 69
felch followed by snowballing?
--
Legume
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"I have been thinking about sitting down with Crazy Acid Burnout Man and
having a serious talk with him." - Ivan Stang

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Subject: Re: Sexual Insults
From: "Leonard the Committed" <ccssk_nospam@chartermi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Dec 11, 2002 10:49 AM
Message-ID: <uvenku5ji9t673@corp.supernews.com>

How 'bout we dress 'em up a bit, like this

"Having felt displeasure in the comment, the first party was requested to
use thier oral cavity to place negative atmospheric pressure to the turgid
member of the second party"

"Your hypothosis contains no valor. In order to redeem thyself you are
encouraged to engage in sodomy with a same-sex partner"

"Taking the comment on offense, the poster was urged to couplulate thier
personal alimentary canal terminus"

"Your comment seems to have eminated from an orifice normally reserved for
excretion"

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:4RBJ9.134319$Gc.4461205@twister.austin.rr.com...
> Despite your supposed admiration for people who go around protesting the
God
> Hates Fags bunch, a lot of you people seem to feel that the worst insult
you
> can possibly use is "That guy sucks dick" or "That guy wants Stang's
cock,"
> or "That guy is my butt-boy". I mean, HELLO! You're just playing right
> into the Conspiracy's hands when you do that. There are plenty of
SubGenii
> who are misfit toys not because they look funny or like weird music, but
> because they want to suck cock.
>
> I mean, what the hell is the point anyway? There's nothing inherently
> insulting about man-man love, in fact I personally find it highly erotic.
> Except when you bring guys like Will Dockery, J'lahn, and Dean into it.
> Then it's just gross. But not because it's homosexual sex, just because
> thinking about any of them naked is gross. They're so wrapped up in
> themselves, I shudder to think what kind of sexual performance they would
> give. They're probably the kind of guys who want you to shout their name
> really loud and say "Oh it's so big! Oh it's going to split me in half!
Oh
> you're SUCH a MAN that it HURTS!!" Anyway, that's enough of THAT. They
are
> not the kind of people you want to think about having sex, let's just
leave
> it at that. I'm sure nenslo could figure out why.
>
> My point here is, why do you guys always have to talk about ugly morons
like
> that having anal sex? Why can't it ever be kevbob and Cuthulu? Or
modemac
> and Legume?
>
> And what's the deal with "cunt" and "pussy" and "dickless" and
> woman-oriented insults like that?? How do you think it makes us feel to
> know that when you're really mad, and you really want to insult someone,
you
> call them one of US? Bad, that's how!
>
> Anyway, I know things are tough at this time of year, what with families
and
> presents and/or the lack thereof making everyone edgy, but please people,
> the next time you flame, take a deep breath, count to ten, and then choose
> some other insult besides ones that drag the good names of pussy and
> cocksucker through the mud.
>
> --
> So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is ("-- ") and not the
> way yours is ("--").
> -- Some Linux Freak
>
>
>

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Original file name: Sexual Insults - converted on Friday, 16 May 2003, 16:50