From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Oct 20, 2002 11:42 PM
Message-ID: <3DB377B7.4BEF@succeeds.com>
Heart Ignition wrote:
>
> Look for more soon. Actually, any personal
> experiences with the horrors of such an evil
> indulgence would expand the accuracy of the
> series greatly...
Well, Dr. Guillotine's history of the French
Revolution was really a cover up of the habit
of the wealthy aristocracy of France to
masturbate in the enormous hairdoos of the
period--which caused many of their heads to
come off.
To make it easier for men to ejaculate at the
women's hair, they even invented the high heel
shoe. Even Marie Antionette remarked, "Let
them beat meat!" And she was a woman who had a
bigger dildo collection then Imelda Marcos had
shoes--you can see why HER head popped off.
But Guillotine was a closet Marxist, and wanted
to show how it was the peasants who overthrew the
rich and, get this, chopped their heads off with
some kind of ridiculous bladed contraption. It
sounded better then they just survived to rule
because of their religious anti-masturbatory
superstitions and prudery.
The Japanese also had a problem with masturbation
decapitation, but in their case, it was often an
en masse thing. Hundreds of them would be
assembled for a "War Load", an immense bukkake
competition in which the target often drowned,
first in tens of thousands of tablespoons of
ejaculate, then a tidal wave of blood as dozens
of heads would violently fly off, spooging barrels
of blood over her.
But certain of the Japanese were able to hold off
*ever* masturbating, which made their genitalia
HUGE, as can still be seen in some of their ink
prints. They also got to keep their heads.
--
Give me thank or kill me.
--nu-monet
Original file name: Re- Autoerotic Decapitation - converted on Friday, 16 May 2003, 16:50
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