Subject: Nenslo asks Huey about Tits

From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, May 14, 2002 10:59 AM
Message-ID: <abr8oh012gv@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <3CE0927A.10BDA920@menander.org>, dyskolos says...
>>HellPopeHuey wrote:
>>
>> basic 8 Realms of Tittydom. You get Titty Overload.
>>>>>>>>>>>>You say you've boiled it down to 8? Kindly, friend, elucidate.

1) Tits that are just a nipple.

2) Tits that are modest, but more than just a nipple.

3) Tits that are in elegant symmetry with the bearer, a fully proportionate
pair. Includes the much-sought-after perky ones that say "Hi there."

4) The Elusive Perfect Anime-Type Antigravity Tit, like on that nekkid gurl in
the recent "13 Ghosts." Dear LORD. Superior bubble buns, too.

5) My favorite, "the gettin' into Pretty Darned Big, but not so big as to give
her backaches, so despite her occasional complaints about wrangling 'em, you
both like them a lot" tit. The legendary Gazongas. Always fun from the front, of
course, but especially appealing when you wrap your arms around her from the
back with more affection than sexual intent per se.

6) Really hefty fun bags destined to be real droopers.

7) Massive zepplin tits that almost scare you from certain angles, but are
generally both friendly and intriguing.

8) Tits that don't matter, because they're on YOUR girl and as you love her
dearly, the tit, while beloved, is secondary to the woman.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
I can't hear you, please paddle harder

Streets full of water; please advise.
- Robert Benchley

It is the most sublime of the tragedies
and it is difficult to crack.
- Peter O'Toole, on "Macbeth"
-

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Subject: Re: Nenslo asks Huey about Tits
From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, May 14, 2002 11:42 AM
Message-ID: <3CE13062.6068@succeeds.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> In article <3CE0927A.10BDA920@menander.org>, dyskolos says...
> >>HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >>
> >> basic 8 Realms of Tittydom. You get Titty Overloa
> <>>
>>>>You say you've boiled it down to 8? Kindly, friend, elucidate.
>

1) The tits that make you happy when you're feeling blue.
2) The tits that make you blue when you're feeling happy.
3) Beware the tits of March.
4) The far, far better tits than you have ever titted before.
5) The tits that launched a thousand ships.
6) The tits that passeth understanding.
7) The tits that float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
8) Grandma's.

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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Subject: Re: Nenslo asks Huey about Tits
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, May 14, 2002 11:43 AM
Message-ID: <3ce1302d.80938256@news.cis.dfn.de>

HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> hunched over a
computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
laughed madly, then wrote:

>In article <3CE0927A.10BDA920@menander.org>, dyskolos says...
>>>HellPopeHuey wrote:
>>>
>>> basic 8 Realms of Tittydom. You get Titty Overload.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You say you've boiled it down to 8? Kindly, friend, elucidate.
>
> 1) Tits that are just a nipple.
>
> 2) Tits that are modest, but more than just a nipple.
>
> 3) Tits that are in elegant symmetry with the bearer, a fully proportionate
>pair. Includes the much-sought-after perky ones that say "Hi there."
>

TALKING TITS! RUN FOR THE HILLS! IT'S AN -ABOMINATION-!

Now talking tits made out of cheese, THAT would be a good trick.

> 8) Tits that don't matter, because they're on YOUR girl and as you love her
>dearly, the tit, while beloved, is secondary to the woman.
>

And thirdary. They have two, usually. Pack animals.

--
Joe Cosby
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FEED ME MACARONI!

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