Subject: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...

From: michael_amberwind@yahoo.com (Rajah of the Orange Groves)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 9, 2002 11:15 AM
Message-ID: <aebca626.0209090715.6f2267b7@posting.google.com>

...and Subgenii just wanna have girls.

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Subject: Re: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 12, 2002 2:08 PM
Message-ID: <120920021408416247%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <aebca626.0209090715.6f2267b7@posting.google.com>, Rajah of
the Orange Groves <michael_amberwind@yahoo.com> wrote:

> ...and Subgenii just wanna have girls.

MUST have girls!

Even some of the GIRLS must have girls!

A few of the defrocked priest SubGenii might want to have boys, but we
try to gloss over and whitewash that subject.

Oh yeah, and some of the Connietites and sodomite males are so
undiscriminating that they'd just as soon have MEN, INSTEAD of boys OR
girls. !!! Go figure. What a snake pit of disgusting perverts this is.
The idea of having a grotty *dick* poked IN you -- EUUUGH!!! I'll never
understand some people.

But, they claim it's not a CHOICE; they say they're "born that way."

Yeah RIGHT. Like it was NATURAL. But, it's not for me to JUDGE what
somebody allows to be POKED INTO THEMSELVES.

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Subject: Re: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Thu, Sep 12, 2002 11:20 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R1209022327300001@news.earthlink.net>

In article <120920021408416247%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>In article <aebca626.0209090715.6f2267b7@posting.google.com>, Rajah of
>the Orange Groves <michael_amberwind@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> ...and Subgenii just wanna have girls.
>
>MUST have girls!
>
>Even some of the GIRLS must have girls!
>
>A few of the defrocked priest SubGenii might want to have boys, but we
>try to gloss over and whitewash that subject.
>
>Oh yeah, and some of the Connietites and sodomite males are so
>undiscriminating that they'd just as soon have MEN, INSTEAD of boys OR
>girls. !!! Go figure. What a snake pit of disgusting perverts this is.
>The idea of having a grotty *dick* poked IN you -- EUUUGH!!! I'll never
>understand some people.
>
>But, they claim it's not a CHOICE; they say they're "born that way."
>
>Yeah RIGHT. Like it was NATURAL. But, it's not for me to JUDGE what
>somebody allows to be POKED INTO THEMSELVES.

I saw a boy poke FOOD in his MOUTH once - and he didn't take it out.

EVER.

GROSS!

Melondramatic (adj) - Used to describe a large-breasted woman

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Subject: Re: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Fri, Sep 13, 2002 2:17 AM
Message-ID: <130920020217443572%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <friday-ya02408000R1209022327300001@news.earthlink.net>,
Friday Jones <friday@fridayjones.com> wrote:

> In article <120920021408416247%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <aebca626.0209090715.6f2267b7@posting.google.com>, Rajah of
> >the Orange Groves <michael_amberwind@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> ...and Subgenii just wanna have girls.
> >
> >MUST have girls!
> >
> >Even some of the GIRLS must have girls!
> >
> >A few of the defrocked priest SubGenii might want to have boys, but we
> >try to gloss over and whitewash that subject.
> >
> >Oh yeah, and some of the Connietites and sodomite males are so
> >undiscriminating that they'd just as soon have MEN, INSTEAD of boys OR
> >girls. !!! Go figure. What a snake pit of disgusting perverts this is.
> >The idea of having a grotty *dick* poked IN you -- EUUUGH!!! I'll never
> >understand some people.
> >
> >But, they claim it's not a CHOICE; they say they're "born that way."
> >
> >Yeah RIGHT. Like it was NATURAL. But, it's not for me to JUDGE what
> >somebody allows to be POKED INTO THEMSELVES.
>
> I saw a boy poke FOOD in his MOUTH once - and he didn't take it out.
>
> EVER.
>
> GROSS!

Actually, that is a magic trick that boys are taught. They DO take the
food out later. I can't remember how it's done, but if I relax and
don't strain for it, on its own sweet time, the answer will emerge.

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