Subject: Gangsta/Wanksta

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 18, 2003 9:21 PM
Message-ID: <3E2A0BA9.437C92E0@subgenius.com>

I'm uncertain as to the precise distinction. But I'm sure a study of
the particulars would unveil the darkest secrets of Blacks' attitude
towards masturbation. Come to think of it, I don't know if they even DO
wank. Sure don't talk about it much.

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Subject: Re: Gangsta/Wanksta
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 19, 2003 3:07 PM
Message-ID: <190120031507326843%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E2A0BA9.437C92E0@subgenius.com>, iDRMRSR
<idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> I'm uncertain as to the precise distinction. But I'm sure a study of
> the particulars would unveil the darkest secrets of Blacks' attitude
> towards masturbation. Come to think of it, I don't know if they even DO
> wank. Sure don't talk about it much.
>

Bull! There's a whole section of the drugstore just for wanking
supplies for black SubGenius men, on account of they all have such
gigantic peckers that they require special pulleys, slings and cables
just to heave their immense, blood-engorged members into position. They
have to buy special drains for their homes to carry the gallons and
gallons of spunk out of the house and down expensive "cum wells" that
the city insists on. Because they're black AND SubGenius, no matter how
much actual fucking gets done, they also have to jack off every three
or four hours. That's what one black SubGenius told me, anyway.

I, uh, wouldn't know.

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