Subject: ancient penis and giant sperm

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sat, Sep 14, 2002 9:00 AM
Message-ID: <3D8333F8.3B9A@succeeds.com>

("My sperm are TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN ME!")

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992794

A perfectly preserved shellfish fossil over 100 million
years old has revealed a surprising feature - the oldest
penis in the world...

...Most ostracods are tiny marine creatures, but they
have the largest sperm to body ratio in the natural world
- up to ten times their body size...

--
Oh, what tangled webs we weave,
When first we practice to deceive.
And so, my friend, the simple fact is,
You've got to have a lot of practice.

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Subject: Re: ancient penis and giant sperm
From: "Fuminous" <fuminous@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 14, 2002 12:38 PM
Message-ID: <eCJg9.425693$me6.48613@sccrnsc01>

nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
> ("My sperm are TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN ME!")
>
> http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992794
>
> A perfectly preserved shellfish fossil over 100 million
> years old has revealed a surprising feature - the oldest
> penis in the world...
>
> ...Most ostracods are tiny marine creatures, but they
> have the largest sperm to body ratio in the natural world
> - up to ten times their body size...

You missed the best quote from the article:

"They have to use a type of bicycle pump to eject the sperm into the
female," Seviter says.

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Subject: Re: ancient penis and giant sperm
From: "Prankster Kineses" <spam.me.senseless@spam.spam>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 15, 2002 7:27 AM
Message-ID: <3d846e78$0$35453$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk>

Great! Now we only need the oldest vagina in the world, and then we can make
a really weird porno flick.

Kasper

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3D8333F8.3B9A@succeeds.com...
> ("My sperm are TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN ME!")
>
> http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992794
>
> A perfectly preserved shellfish fossil over 100 million
> years old has revealed a surprising feature - the oldest
> penis in the world...
>
> ...Most ostracods are tiny marine creatures, but they
> have the largest sperm to body ratio in the natural world
> - up to ten times their body size...
>
>
> --
> Oh, what tangled webs we weave,
> When first we practice to deceive.
> And so, my friend, the simple fact is,
> You've got to have a lot of practice.

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Subject: Re: ancient penis and giant sperm
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 15, 2002 10:16 AM
Message-ID: <20020915101615.25411.00003194@mb-mh.aol.com>

>Great! Now we only need the oldest vagina in the world, and then we can make
>a really weird porno flick.
>

What? Joan Rivers won't do Porn?

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."

Grampa Simpson

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