You know what disgusts me most about child molestors?

From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 9:32 PM

I hate it when people play with their food.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Legume wrote:
>
> I hate it when people play with their food.
>

How about that they just can't come out and
*admit* that they're gay? If they just came
out of the closet, they wouldn't need to
molest kids. They could molest each other
and the government would protect them.

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tried to light his empty Zippo, a dozen native
spears aimed at his head attesting to both his
newfound lack of lighter fluid and his sudden and
tragic loss of godlike powers.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3DA25E5D.7EFD@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> Legume wrote:
> >
> > I hate it when people play with their food.
>
> How about that they just can't come out and
> *admit* that they're gay? If they just came
> out of the closet, they wouldn't need to
> molest kids. They could molest each other
> and the government would protect them.

But they're not necessarily gay--and even if they were, they'd miss the
soft, hairless flesh and the innocent expressions and the look of fear,
and most of all they'd miss buying 'em an ice cream cone and getting
them to swear to keep their little secret to themselves. Try doing that
with an adult gay man and it's just RIDICULOUS.

Just remember, chicken hawks go after CHICKENS, not other chicken hawks.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>

> But they're not necessarily gay--...

Top-say ith-way the gay efense-day.

I as-way rolling-tay.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3DA36FD6.2AAE@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> I as-way rolling-tay.

Ouyay areyay onay unfay.

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