Wary

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Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Nov 5, 2002 12:47 PM

Beware the were-gerbil. For when the
were-gerbil sees the full moon, it cannot
help but turn into a hideous rectum-flesh
rending demon-monster-thingy.

"Even a man who goes to church,
And pretends to be a heterosexual,
May have his butt-cheeks torn asunder,
By the hideous demon-monster-thingy,
That looked like a furry little plaything,
But did a JOB on his poop-chute, before
Having its little back broken by a spasm,
And being fired out his ass by an ignited
Methane pocket halfway across the room
Through a 4" length of PVC pipe."

--the old Gypsy legend

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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