Dedicated to our Canadian Friends - ESO21403e-SurrealistParade.mp3 (00/38)

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Fri, Feb 14, 2003 1:35 PM

I was just strolling to the mailbox and I was thinking, this Bush
electoral college thing is embarrassing, we need to return to one man
one vote. But then I thought about the skinjobs. I mean the REPLICANTS,
pardon me. What about their vote. Well, they should get half a vote
each I think. Droids, Class A droids anyway, would get .25 of a vote.
The Eternals, of course, will actually be the ones determining behind
the scenes WHICH humans everybody gets to vote for.

Anyway this show last night had the best background music ever.

Includes:

Frustrated Artist Hitler
Papa "Bob" Duvalier
"Bob" Voodoo Dolls SOLD OUT
War with Mars for our Nukular Beer and oil for the robot soldiers
First in Line at the Concentration Camps
Non-SubGeniuses' Filthy Love of Robot Fluids
Great Grandmother of All battles
Inserting the Other Concept
Some People Just Laugh When Your Face is on Fire
THE RUNNING OF THE DINOSAURS AT X-DAY, PAMPLONA, SPAIN, 2012
Pamplona Jurassic Park
I Am a Surrealist Artist from Barthelona
Living for Memories of the Revolution As If It Had Happened
Stang's New Overcoat
The Connie-Copia
Grad a Squid! -- For Life Is Short
The Bridge On the River Dobbstown
Canadian Anthem

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> I was just strolling to the mailbox and I was
> thinking, this Bush electoral college thing is
> embarrassing, we need to return to one man one
> vote. But then I thought about the skinjobs. I
> mean the REPLICANTS, pardon me. What about their
> vote. Well, they should get half a vote each I
> think. Droids, Class A droids anyway, would get
> .25 of a vote. The Eternals, of course, will
> actually be the ones determining behind the
> scenes WHICH humans everybody gets to vote for.
>

You gonna open that can of worms, white boy?

Speaking as a Clone, mind you, de fust thing I
want's to know is is you ready to stand in LINE
wif all de Androids, de Replicants, de Replicoids,
de Cyborgs, de Synthoids, de Robotoids *and* the
Zooids for a piece dat of pie in de election day
sky?

That's of course assumin' that you AIN'T one of
dem and just THINK you can vote and are on the
rolls and THEY JUST FORGOT to ask if you was
BOTH a HOOMAN *AND* REGISTERED 'cause you LOOK
LIKE A REPUBLICAN!

Maybe you're just one of dem reanimated dead
Zombie tissues that is SO DAMN DUMB that it
doesn't even KNOW it's supposed to eat HOOMAN
BRAINS NOT MICKEY DEES, AND IS SO FOOKIN' STUPID
IT VOTES! Oh yeah, one Zombie one Vote!

But stand in the cats and dogs line. You gets
to vote and get a TICK DIP too!

Aw, Clones don't vote. And dat's a quote.

--
"Proud and insolent youth,
prepare to meet thy doom."
-- Captain Jas. Hook

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