The Fundamental Truth of Usenet

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.usenet.kooks
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 1:01 AM

Each Usenet poster is just a screen name and a pair of disembodied
hands. Sometimes they stroke you, but they usually squeeze your
man-sack REAL hard or poke your Prarie Squid Beak with a fondue fork.
Discuss.

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HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
My world is WAY like Robert DeNiro at the end of "The King of
Comedy."
I'm onstage telling the AWFUL TRUTH and people are LAUGHING.
Oh well, that's show biz!

"We make up so much stuff on the show,
I don't know what's real anymore."
- "The Daily Show"

"My head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones."
- "Futurama"

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From: Phoenix <tomahawk@shock.awe>

In article <8cc8cffc.0303232201.5de373aa@posting.google.com>, HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Each Usenet poster is just a screen name and a pair of disembodied
> hands. Sometimes they stroke you, but they usually squeeze your
> man-sack REAL hard or poke your Prarie Squid Beak with a fondue fork.
> Discuss.

I think I want less blabbing from the man behind the curtain.

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From: "Saint Bucky of the Vector Equilibrium" <someone@microsoft.com>

"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0303232201.5de373aa@posting.google.com...
> Each Usenet poster is just a screen name and a pair of disembodied
> hands. Sometimes they stroke you, but they usually squeeze your
> man-sack REAL hard or poke your Prarie Squid Beak with a fondue fork.
> Discuss.

Actually, I'm just here for the man-sack squeezing. Very astute
observation, nonetheless.
--
"Nothing is real." -- John Lennon
"Nothing unreal exists." -- Mr. Spock

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From: Sharon B <queenbeeyotch@buggeroff.org>

On 23 Mar 2003 22:01:18 -0800, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
(HellPopeHuey) wrote:

>Each Usenet poster is just a screen name and a pair of disembodied
>hands.

aHA! I *knew* that new and improved twilight zone episode was based
on RL. There really *are* disembodied hands running amok trying to
take over the world and recruiting new members.

That's *exactly* why I refuse to shake hands with anyone....I don't
want *their* hands possibly influencing one or both of mine to revolt.

>Sometimes they stroke you, but they usually squeeze your
>man-sack REAL hard or poke your Prarie Squid Beak with a fondue fork.
>Discuss.

The ones *I* saw on Twilight Zone were liberating their brothers and
sisters.....till they did the Jim Jones thing, but by that time they
had already corrupted the Nose.

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From: "Rev. Err." <x@x.com>

In article <8cc8cffc.0303232201.5de373aa@posting.google.com>,
hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:

--
The Reverend Error
Subobscurus Veneficus Ex Trux Turpis Templum
Subservio - Pipe Sucking "Bob" club
http://www.melteyemedia.com/subg/

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From: "Dunter Powrie" <fech.red@cap>

I'm different. I'm not like that. For one thing I'm hoping to have my
man-sack squeezed (gently) rather than having to squeeze anyone else's
possibly unclean man-sack, and had not even thought about fondue forks
although, I must confess, my mind is racing now. Principally, though, it's
because I'm much nicer than any of you. Also, my hands are not disembodied;
they are firmly attached to my willy.

Dunty

"I am NOT a troll; I am a fech!"

Rev. Err. <x@x.com> wrote in message news:240320031623285569%x@x.com...
> In article <8cc8cffc.0303232201.5de373aa@posting.google.com>,
> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
>
> > Each Usenet poster is just a screen name and a pair of disembodied
> > hands. Sometimes they stroke you, but they usually squeeze your
> > man-sack REAL hard or poke your Prarie Squid Beak with a fondue fork.
> > Discuss.
> Hmmm Fondue
>
> --
> The Reverend Error
> Subobscurus Veneficus Ex Trux Turpis Templum
> Subservio - Pipe Sucking "Bob" club
> http://www.melteyemedia.com/subg/

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