Subject: the first rappin' subJizzy gettin' bizzy

From: "Jimmy \"the Snake\" Durango" <mixmastamarshymc@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Feb 21, 2003 12:01 PM
Message-ID: <b35m0r$4so$1@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>

Yo bizzeeotchiez it's the straight Jiminy Crickets the Solid Snake Pliskin
Dodge Durango
bumpin the django
while readin da posts of ivan stang, o.
i'm showin' mad box cutters to security at the saucerport,
and placin' personal ads in the section marked "watersports"
i spend all my time at work playing counter-strizzy
to learn armaggedon gun skills for x-dizzy
i got mustardayonnaise for you chumps who condemn-ent this
end times riggidy rappin style that flaggelates relentless
you may have tried to oppose me but can't even oppose your thumbs
they're not even opposable, get it? you've got a primitive cranium
i have every incarnation of vishnu's soul on thier knees to receive the
blessing
of my milky way of the flesh to smother them like salad dressing
i shot bukkake porno videos with Jesus and that friend Mary of his
and recruited money-changers galore to bury them both in buckets of _| izz
i suffocated the Greek pantheon in an old 1950's freezer
i found Madeline Murray O'Hare's head and made it a believer
I vaporized the democratic party and gave america parity
I stopped an oncoming train with my privates like Oedenkirk, for charity.
My vernacular is so incredibly sharp "people" call me Slang Blade
I stay out in the sun all day and manage to maintain the same shade
I alter man's perception of time in order to make my verses quicken
and then i walk my Reeboks back home to indulge in some fried Church's
chicken.
my guatemalan quetzals are pink but my money's still green to bob
i'm waiting for 60$ back so i can up and quit my job
up up down down left right left right b a start
i've got 30 men worth of love in a human beating heart

peace.

Jimmy "the Snake" Durango, professional wrestler wearing Wranglers, account
paid in full to the Church of the Subjizzy. When me an my pa used ta go
fishing he'd tell me to "give er some more SLACK!" now i know what you were
goin on about pa. Now i really know.

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