SICK of STUPID BASHING!!!

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 13, 2003 12:34 PM

I for one have had it up to HERE with people on this newsgroup saying
"You're stupid", "No, YOU'RE stupid" like that was some kind of insult.
You people are in the WRONG CHURCH. This is not MENSA! This is not
SCIENTOLOGY! This is not even KABALAH! This is the MIGHTY Church of
the SubGenius, and we can be AS STUPID AS WE WANNA BE! JUST LIKE
"BOB"!!

You think "Bob" appreciates your sneering intellectualism? You think
"Bob" has even HEARD of Marshall McLuhan? You think "Bob" spends his
time nit-picking SITCOM PROPS? HELL NO! He spends his time FUCKING and
MAKING MONEY!!! And if you were getting even ONE PARTICLE of the sex
and money that he has, you wouldn't have to prop yourselves up with your
phony claims of intelligence!

Guess what, you AREN'T SMART! That's right! You're just as stupid as
the people you make fun of on this obscure newsgroup dedicated to an
even more obscure parody cult! If you were smart, you would be RICH and
you wouldn't have a CRAPPY WEBSITE or a BAD MONITOR or an OLD COMPUTER
or an UGLY HAIRCUT!! You would be having sex with BEAUTIFUL LIVE GIRLS
and ROLLING IN DOUGH! But you're NOT smart enough to get that stuff on
your own, you have to wait until SPACE ALIENS COME to get it!! You're
not even smart enough to keep your mouth shut so people will treat you
as an equal instead of an annoying asshole, even when there are
BUMPERSTICKERS to remind you to do JUST THAT!!

SO SHUT UP, STUPID!

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

Magdalen said:
>You're not even smart enough to keep your mouth shut so people will treat you
>as an equal instead of an annoying asshole, even when there are
>BUMPERSTICKERS to remind you to do JUST THAT!!
>
>SO SHUT UP, STUPID!
>
You talking to me? You must be talking to me, because I'm the only one stupid
enough to answer you (so far). So to you I say: am not!

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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>

"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
> I for one have had it up to HERE with people on this newsgroup saying
> "You're stupid", "No, YOU'RE stupid" like that was some kind of insult.

Then stop it.

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