Self Effacing!

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Oct 20, 2002 8:09 PM

I just received a junk E-mail that started out with the following line:

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> I just received a junk E-mail that started
> out with the following line:
>
> This may be the MOST IMPORTANT SPAM you have
> EVER received!
>

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