SEATTLE IS A STINKING PILE OF SHIT

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.subgenius,seattle.general
Date: Mon, Apr 7, 2003 5:46 AM

Seattle is a STINKING PILE OF SHIT (excerpts)
A Song Written and Performed
by O Nenslo ©2000

Everywhere all up and down the great Pacific Coast
People have a city or a town they like the most
Some people like Vancouver or San Francisco Bay
But when I see Seattle, it makes me want to say...

(chorus)
SEATTLE IS A STINKING PILE OF SHIT
SEATTLE IS A STINKING PILE OF SHIT
In case you haven't guessed yet
I don't like it one bit
SEATTLE IS A STINKING PILE OF SHIT

Just look at your "Space Needle," what a stupid joke
Every time I see it, it makes me want to choke
They make you pay nine dollars to ride up to the top
I'd rather eat nine dollars worth of rancid donkey flop!

(chorus)

Your pathetic Monorail is no damn use at all
It starts at an amusement park and ends up at a mall
I guess that it would kill you to have to walk that far
You don't have to be an idiot to live here BUT YOU ARE!

(chorus)

I took a trip way down below, oh what a sight to see
One lady in the Lake of Fire was singing merrily
I said to her, "My friend, you seem to take this rather well"
She said "I'm from Seattle and IT'S NICER HERE IN HELL"

(chorus)

Now you may ask me, "Nenslo, what you got against this town?
"What's it ever done so bad you've got to put it down?"
I'd say it's contributions to human misery
Are SKID ROW, STARBUCKS, and ARCHIE McPHEE!

SEATTLE IS A STINKING PILE OF SHIT
SEATTLE IS A STINKING PILE OF SHIT
Worse than eternal torment
In a worm infested pit
SEATTLE IS A STINKING PILE
A STINKING PILE OF SHIT

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