Re: [Euro_SubGenius] Fwd: requires a little thought!

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From: "David Lee black" <popeblack@hotmail.com>

Sister Decadence like spider's web . . . soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Virginity like bubble. . . One prick - all gone!" What's virginity?

YETI who run in front of UFO get laid"

"Man who run behind UFO not paid $30"

"YETI with hand in pocket feel BOB all day"

"Foolish man give wife wallet. Wise man give BOB wallet."

"YETI who walk thru UFOport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

"YETI with BIG chopstick not go hungry.

"YETI who scratches NENSLO should not bite fingernails."

"YETI who eat many other halves get good run for money."

"Baseball is wrong. . . Man with four balls cannot walk, for he is porno star!"

"Panties not best thing on earth. . . but next to it. Panties no exist on UFO.

"War doesn't determine who's right . . . War determines who's PINK

"Wife who put SUBGENIUS in doghouse soon find him in UFO."

"SUBGENIUS who sleep in cathouse by day . . . sleep in Nu Monet house by night."

"SUBGENIUS who fight with wife all day . . . married to pink girl!"

"PINK BOY who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn in hell!"

"It takes many nails to build cross . . . but one screw to fill JESUS."

"PINK who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

"Man who sit on BOB get point!"

"YETI who stand on toilet in Grey Area is high on pot!"

"CONNYite who lives in glass house should change in ATTIK"

"He who fishes in other man's NENSLO often catches crabs."

"Man who farts in church breaths church air."

"PINK who jumps from tall building, does us all a BIG FAVOR."

"Crowded elevator to hell smells different to "BOB".

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>>"Passionate kiss like spider's web . . . soon lead to undoing of fly."
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>>"Virginity like bubble. . . One prick - all gone!"
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>>"Man who run in front of car get tired"
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>>"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
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>>"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
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>>"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
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>>"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
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>>"Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>>"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
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>>"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
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>>"Baseball is wrong. . . Man with four balls cannot walk!"
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>>"Panties not best thing on earth. . . but next to it."
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>>"War doesn't determine who's right . . . War determines who's left."
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>>"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
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>>"Man who sleep in cathouse by day . . . sleep in doghouse by night."
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>>"Man who fight with wife all day . . . get no piece at night!"
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>>"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
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>>"It takes many nails to build crib . . . but one screw to fill it."
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>>"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
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>>"Man who sit on tack get point!"
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>>"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
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>>"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
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>>"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
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>>"Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
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>>"Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion."
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>>"Crowded elevator smells different to midget".
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