LOOK HOW SHOCKINGLY RADICAL I AM!!!!!

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 31, 2003 3:27 AM

I am going to FREAK OUT all the so-called edgy radical thinkers by
DELIBERATELY acting JUST LIKE a "NORMAL" DUMBASS only MORE SO!!!! And
if they CAN'T TELL that it's a SCATHINGLY WITTY CRITIQUE OF THEM and
actually believe that I REALLY AM A DUMBASS, it will PROVE how
SHOCKINGLY RADICALLY WITTY I AM!! And that THEY are the REAL
dumbasses!!! LOOK OUT FOR ME! I AM TOO MUCH FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E885657.2853@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> nenslo wrote:
> >
> > I am going to FREAK OUT all the so-called
> > edgy radical thinkers by DELIBERATELY acting
> > JUST LIKE a "NORMAL" DUMBASS only MORE SO!!!!
> > And if they CAN'T TELL that it's a SCATHINGLY
> > WITTY CRITIQUE OF THEM and actually believe
> > that I REALLY AM A DUMBASS, it will PROVE how
> > SHOCKINGLY RADICALLY WITTY I AM!! And that
> > THEY are the REAL dumbasses!!! LOOK OUT FOR ME!
> > I AM TOO MUCH FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!
>
>
> Hot DAMN. Nenslo's comin'...

Hide your heart, girls.

P.S. I hate it when I can't tell for sure if Nenslo is talking about me
or not talking about me. But it's not as bad as knowing for sure he's
talking about me. I can't even tell any more, myself, betimes, whether
I'm just acting like a dumbass or really being a dumbass, or both, or
neither. I suppose one must just plow ahead on one's instincts and hope
for the best, Nensletical-opinion-wise.

That Darn Nenslo.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<310320031134000053%stang@subgenius.com>...

> That Darn Nenslo.

Soon to be a summer show on Fox. It'll be like microwaving a Cadbury Egg with
the foil still on it. FZZT FZZT SSSsssss

"There's a monster under my window, can I have a glass of water?"
- "Signs"

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
- Winston Churchill

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