Instant Nenslo Miracle Cure

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, May 2, 2003 6:56 PM

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>
> I just can't seem to stop thinking about titties. It keeps coming back
> to that. Cripes, they're nothing but modified sweat glands that prompt
> reactions from unmodified boner glands.

I experienced an instant porno miracle-cure a few weeks ago which I
doubt will work on anyone else but me. I believe it was tailored
specifically to my personal porno obsession and questionable ethical
standards. I was listening to the local lefty community hippie radio
station (KBOO) here in beautiful Portland Oregon, and they were
talking to a guy who wrote a book called "War Is The Force That Gives
Us Meaning" or something like that. He was a Jesuit priest who became
a war correspondent. He was saying words to this effect - that what
he learned most of all from his experience is that humans like to
destroy, especially to destroy other humans. That it gives them a
feeling of godlike power to revoke another person's charter. That one
of humans' favorite activities is to dehumanize and objectify others,
literally objectify them if possible by changing their status from
living human individual to inert object over which they have total
power and superiority. And I'm going "uh huh, sad but too true," and
then he says "Just like pornography." And I said "Well dammit that
too is unfortunately correct. If I am opposed to one of those things
I sure can't justifiably cater to my whims in enjoying the other."
Now I am not interested in discussing or debating any of these points,
all I know is that that one sentence was exactly what I needed to hear
at that time to break my connection with enjoying looking at pictures
of female bodies living or dead. And I don't really care about a lot
of dumbass opinions you jerks are likely to have about it either. I'm
just telling you a thing that happened, so shut up.

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>

"nenslo" wrote

> > I just can't seem to stop thinking about titties. It keeps coming back
> > to that. Cripes, they're nothing but modified sweat glands that prompt
> > reactions from unmodified boner glands.
>
>
> I experienced an instant porno miracle-cure a few weeks ago which I
> doubt will work on anyone else but me. I believe it was tailored
> specifically to my personal porno obsession and questionable ethical
> standards. I was listening to the local lefty community hippie radio
> station (KBOO) here in beautiful Portland Oregon, and they were
> talking to a guy who wrote a book called "War Is The Force That Gives
> Us Meaning" or something like that. He was a Jesuit priest who became
> a war correspondent. He was saying words to this effect - that what
> he learned most of all from his experience is that humans like to
> destroy, especially to destroy other humans. That it gives them a
> feeling of godlike power to revoke another person's charter. That one
> of humans' favorite activities is to dehumanize and objectify others,
> literally objectify them if possible by changing their status from
> living human individual to inert object over which they have total
> power and superiority. And I'm going "uh huh, sad but too true," and
> then he says "Just like pornography." And I said "Well dammit that
> too is unfortunately correct. If I am opposed to one of those things
> I sure can't justifiably cater to my whims in enjoying the other."
> Now I am not interested in discussing or debating any of these points,
> all I know is that that one sentence was exactly what I needed to hear
> at that time to break my connection with enjoying looking at pictures
> of female bodies living or dead. And I don't really care about a lot
> of dumbass opinions you jerks are likely to have about it either. I'm
> just telling you a thing that happened, so shut up.

that one only works for like a day and only right after you've already
jacked off already

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3EB2F786.C394327@yahooX.com>...

>....one
> of humans' favorite activities is to dehumanize and objectify others,
> literally objectify them if possible by changing their status from
> living human individual to inert object over which they have total
> power and superiority. And I'm going "uh huh, sad but too true," and
> then he says "Just like pornography." And I said "Well dammit that
> too is unfortunately correct. If I am opposed to one of those things
> I sure can't justifiably cater to my whims in enjoying the other."
> Now I am not interested in discussing or debating any of these points,
> all I know is that that one sentence was exactly what I needed to hear
> at that time to break my connection with enjoying looking at pictures
> of female bodies living or dead. And I don't really care about a lot
> of dumbass opinions you jerks are likely to have about it either. I'm
> just telling you a thing that happened, so shut up.

Okay, but send me all of your now-unwanted porn.

--

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She should be rolled up in a grape leaf,
sprinkled with a good dash of marjoram
and baked at 375 degrees until really most sincerely dead.

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All you do is stare at a blank piece of paper
until drops of blood form on your forehead.
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"Yes."
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <8cc8cffc.0305021755.6ee722f6@posting.google.com>,
HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:

you a thing that happened, so shut up.
>
> Okay, but send me all of your now-unwanted porn.

I don't think you necessarily want what Nenslo has collected.

I might, though...

You notice he mentioned LIVING and DEAD girls but he hasn't sworn off
the living dead yet.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<030520031352338460%stang@subgenius.com>...
> In article <8cc8cffc.0305021755.6ee722f6@posting.google.com>,
> HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:

> > Okay, but send me all of your now-unwanted porn.
>
> I don't think you necessarily want what Nenslo has collected.

There might be something in what you say. I already went through my
satanic sex ritual & succubus phases. Besides, after you've seen your
40th shot of a woman being cornholed by Satan while she fellates a
gorilla, it begins to lose its allure.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
There are many questionable things to drink,
such as one's own urine or
Gzlatnr!, the skink-flavored national drink of Boolgaria.

Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew.
Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
- Texas Bix Bender

Swallow it, already. Jeez, it ain't Listerine.
- Rev. Queso

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> There might be something in what you say. I
> already went through my satanic sex ritual &
> succubus phases. Besides, after you've seen
> your 40th shot of a woman being cornholed by
> Satan while she fellates a gorilla, it begins
> to lose its allure.
>

There's still THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOR *ALL* ETERNITY!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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