I feel so unviolated.

From: michael_amberwind@yahoo.com (Rajah of the Orange Groves)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 24, 2003 11:50 AM

When I was a child absolutely NONE of the Subgenii hierarchy molested
me, no matter how provocatively I acted, and as a result I now suffer
from extreme self-esteem issues.

So I am now waiting for the Church to send someone to molest me or I
will SUE THE CHURCH FOR MILLIONS AND GAZILLIONS and I will use these
guys to do it.

http://www.kbla.com/active/case_clergy.php?source=Adwords

It turns out, according to my hypnotist, that all my memories of
participating in bizarre cult orgies at a very young age, led by men
in "Bob" masks, are in fact FALSE MEMORIES! That in fact I repressed
my memories of never having been molested and in order to deal with
it, created false memories.

I want my real memories back damnit or I am suing the Church!

On a side note, further regression in my hypnosis revealed that I was
in fact the ugliest temple prostitute in ancient Atlantis.

Some things never change... *sigh*

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rajah of the Orange Groves wrote:
>
> When I was a child absolutely NONE of the Subgenii
> hierarchy molested me, no matter how provocatively
> I acted, and as a result I now suffer from extreme
> self-esteem issues...
>

Well, duh! Haven't you ever heard of drug-induced
hypnosis? Isn't it funny how you went to "Summer
Camp" at 'Camp Dobbstown' in late November? And
how there were just a few of you kids but a whole
bunch of adult "counselors?"

And how you rode on that great big long bus through
tunnel after tunnel while all the grownups put on
funny looking clown costumes? And how the camp
barracks had just one really big cot for all the
kids? And how the camp uniform kept changing from
lederhosen to spandex to Roman togas to swimsuits
for the sauna and jacuzzi and daily stretching
exercises and hot oil massages?

And do you remember the time you must have eaten
thirty hot dogs for breakfast? And when you won the
blackberry pie eating contest, and you just stuck
your face in all that goo, though the blackberries
tasted funny and you though they might be spoiled;
so they made you go to the camp nurse, and you didn't
know a man could be a nurse but he gave you enema
after enema to make sure the blackberries weren't
poisonous berries or something.

And how about those great camp games, like playing
"gladiator" and "Turkish prisoners and guards" and
"Catholic Priest and altar boy" and "canoeing?"

Well, if you don't, it worked.

--
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali (Reformed)

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Rajah of the Orange Groves wrote:

> When I was a child absolutely NONE of the Subgenii hierarchy molested
> me, no matter how provocatively I acted, and as a result I now suffer
> from extreme self-esteem issues.
>
> So I am now waiting for the Church to send someone to molest me or I
> will SUE THE CHURCH FOR MILLIONS AND GAZILLIONS and I will use these
> guys to do it.

Damn, you're an impatient fucker. I TOLD you I'd be over to molest you
after lunch.
--
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi

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