How to explain Slack

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 13, 2003 9:30 PM

"Explaining" Slack is like trying to explain Zen by spelling the words
out on a football field in donuts created with an SUV.

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From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> "Explaining" Slack is like trying to explain Zen by spelling the words
> out on a football field in donuts created with an SUV.

Jelly or glazed?

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>

"HellPopeHuey" wrote

> "Explaining" Slack is like trying to explain Zen by spelling the words
> out on a football field in donuts created with an SUV.

EGGS ACKLEY

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <8cc8cffc.0301131830.15ada568@posting.google.com>,
HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:

> "Explaining" Slack is like trying to explain Zen by spelling the words
> out on a football field in donuts created with an SUV.

But that's actually not too bad an explanation, if you have to have one.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang ewokked:
>
> HellPopeHuey worted:
>
> > "Explaining" Slack is like trying to explain
> > Zen by spelling the words out on a football
> > field in donuts created with an SUV.
>
> But that's actually not too bad an explanation,
> if you have to have one.
>

Personally, for Huey I think Slack is sitting in a
duck blind, near one of Arkansas' natural hot gravy
springs, with his muzzle loading bazooka across his
lap, waiting for a herd of wild Po'buckers to come
snuffling their way towards it from across the
great asphalt veldt.

And then, as he raises his Po'bucker call to his
lips, we hear the mating call of the Po'bucker...

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message news:<3E248E8D.1C34@succeeds.com>...
>
> Personally, for Huey I think Slack is sitting in a
> duck blind, near one of Arkansas' natural hot gravy
> springs, with his muzzle loading bazooka across his
> lap, waiting for a herd of wild Po'buckers to come
> snuffling their way towards it from across the
> great asphalt veldt.
>>> And then, as he raises his Po'bucker call to his
> lips, we hear the mating call of the Po'bucker...

"Huh? Whut? Whut? Huh? Duh? Whut? Huh?" BOOM!

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