dumbshit of the day

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Fri, Feb 21, 2003 6:36 PM

I was standing in line at the checkout when
this attractive young woman comes up behind
me and while repeatedly and neurotically
popping her gum, serial yaks at my back:
"Is this the checkout line? I have some
low-carb ice cream. Can I use my university
credit card here? I think my cellphone is
broken."

Though she was attractive, for some reason,
perhaps because it is what I usually do, I
took an instant dislike to her.

But, to be polite, I inquired, "Are you a
student at Enormous State University?"

I must really discontinue this practice of
trying to be polite. It is a bad habit.

Her response, of course, was "Huh?"

"Well, they are only interested in money.
They gave up on trying to educate years
ago. They are just a large diploma mill."

"Huh?"

"So, what is your degree?"

"Oh. I'm studying marketing, because I
want to make a difference!"

At this point I gave up.

--
"Pleasure me, you ebony wench!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo'

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