Citizens Demand Freshness in Posting

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 11:14 PM

I demand that from now on, before anyone decides to post a funny joke about
negroes, vegans, how much more you'd make on beer can deposits than the
stock market, liberals, conservatives, libraries, canadians, sex, current
events, marshall macluhan, or any other subjects which becomes retroactively
obvious, such posters MUST do an exhaustive google search to ensure that
their proposed joke has not already been posted about a MILLION FREAKIN'
TIMES.

Think of the children, people.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Tue, 08 Oct 2002 03:14:47 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen"
<magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

>I demand that from now on, before anyone decides to post a funny joke about
>negroes, vegans, how much more you'd make on beer can deposits than the
>stock market, liberals, conservatives, libraries, canadians, sex, current
>events, marshall macluhan, or any other subjects which becomes retroactively
>obvious, such posters MUST do an exhaustive google search to ensure that
>their proposed joke has not already been posted about a MILLION FREAKIN'
>TIMES.
>
>Think of the children, people.

So this gay negro vegetarian was taking his 40 ouncers back to get the
deposit.

I can't work the rest of it out.

I don't think it's radioactively obvious in the least.

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote in
news:H4so9.122108$121.2699499@twister.austin.rr.com:

> I demand that from now on, before anyone decides to post a funny joke
> about negroes, vegans, how much more you'd make on beer can deposits
> than the stock market, liberals, conservatives, libraries, canadians,
> sex, current events, marshall macluhan, or any other subjects which
> becomes retroactively obvious, such posters MUST do an exhaustive
> google search to ensure that their proposed joke has not already been
> posted about a MILLION FREAKIN' TIMES.
>
> Think of the children, people.
>
>

Have you heard the one about the Klingon in the Frengi bar trying to
recite Vogon poetry?

... neither have I.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
> I demand that from now on, before anyone decides to post a funny joke about
> negroes, vegans, how much more you'd make on beer can deposits than the
> stock market, liberals, conservatives, libraries, canadians, sex, current
> events, marshall macluhan, or any other subjects which becomes retroactively
> obvious, such posters MUST do an exhaustive google search to ensure that
> their proposed joke has not already been posted about a MILLION FREAKIN'
> TIMES.
>

Regrettably, that would require most of these feebleminded jackasses
to act contrary to their nature. This is the world we're living in.
This is what we get. Stupid people think they're being funny when
they're only being stupid.

The higher up the monkey climbs
The more it shows its bare be hind.

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