Alt.slack ingredients: Your beliefs will HURL

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Dec 7, 2002 11:51 PM

Slack 1.4 %
Same Ol' 0.2%
Brains 0.4%
monkey bile 1%
cobalt blue acrylic paint 3.5%
Bouncy-bouncy 4%
Gleet 1.5%
Reason 0.5%
Poorly-fluxed Italian-made-motherboard gallium arsenide residue 0.5%
Actual creativity 0.5%
Not Enough Damned Money 0.4%
Patina of bullshit 0.1%

Inert ingredient: oobleck 86%

These could also be made into a refreshing smoothie and...aw, no they
couldn't. That's really awful stuff, especially that toxic Reason
crap. I can't ingest that much sheer shit; I have 10 million eggs laid
in the jelly to think about. Now what?

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
"Filthy Hand Signals of the Gods":
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

The SubGenius manufactures a target
that he or she or it THINKS needs to be hit
and then gets mad when nobody gives a rat's.
- MC Phat Dope HellPope

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From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>

On Sat, 07 Dec 2002 20:51:15 +0000, HellPopeHuey wrote:

> Gleet 1.5%

Is that "to accidentally expel saliva in a jet or stream
from the underside of the tongue when yawning," or is it
"a septic discharge from the urethra of sufferers of
gonorrhea?"

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2002.12.08.20.28.30.90741@sheayright.com>...
>
> > Gleet 1.5%
>
> Is that "to accidentally expel saliva in a jet or stream
> from the underside of the tongue when yawning," or is it
> "a septic discharge from the urethra of sufferers of
> gonorrhea?"

Well, basically, its just ejaculate. In this case, nice, clean
SubYETI ejaculate. Some of it smells like eggnog, ooo, that's weird.
It piles up around the main pavilion at Brushwood, you don't know WHAT
to think. Until you add your own.
Now the DIFFERENCE lies in whether it comes from YOU or ME or some
PINK SHITHEAD or Dobbs preserve us, DOBBS HIMSELF. In the latter case,
you may need a really tough rain slicker, like at a Gallagher show,
but with lead lining it. You never know.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Don't make me come over there, because if I do,
I'm Coming Over There REAL HARD.

"The only state-sanctioned sexual activity in Texas
is mouth-to-anus-with-a-chicken."
-Jon Stewart

"Have you ever vomited in the Sizzler buffet?"
- "Win Ben Stein's Money"

Here's one possible culprit:
http://www.biopsychiatry.com/subgenual.html

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