From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sat, Jan 18, 2003 7:42 PM
Afganistan: Land in Crisis (2002) (V) .... Himself
Guts & Glory (2002) (V) .... Himself
Drawing First Blood (2002) (V) .... Himself
We Get to Win This Time (2002) (V) .... Himself
Darkness at High Noon: The Carl Foreman Documents (2002)
(voice) .... Narrator
Day Reagan Was Shot, The (2001) (TV) .... Ronald Reagan
I Love Lucy's 50th Anniversary Special (2001) (TV) ....
Himself
By Dawn's Early Light (2000) (TV) .... Ben Maxwell
Real McCoys Reunion, The (2000) (TV) .... Himself
Murder, She Wrote: A Story to Die for (2000) (TV) ....
Warren Pierce
"Judging Amy" (1999) TV Series
"To Serve and Protect" (1999) (mini) TV Series
.... Howard Carr
... aka "Family Shield" (1999) (mini) (USA)
"Legendary Lighthouses" (1998) (mini) TV Series
(voice) .... Narrator
Steve McQueen: The E! True Hollywood Story (1998) (TV)
.... Himself
Wrongfully Accused (1998) .... Lt. Fergus Falls
... aka Leslie Nielsen ist sehr verdächtig (1998)
(Germany)
... aka Sehr verdächtig (1998) (Germany: alternative
title)
... aka Unter falschem Verdacht (1998) (Germany: alternative
title)
Cold Case (1997) (TV) .... Host
Heart Full of Rain (1997) (TV) .... Arliss Dockett
Deep Family Secrets (1997) (TV) .... Clay Chadaway
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1997/I) (TV) .... Professor
Henry Aronnax
Texas Graces (1996) (TV) .... Virgil Grace
Las Vegas: Gamble in the Desert and House of Cards (1996)
(TV) .... Host
Race Against Time: The Search for Sarah (1996) (TV)
.... John Porter
Sabrina (1995) .... Patrick Tyson
... aka Sabrina (1995) (Germany)
Jade (1995) .... Lew Edwards
In the Name of Love: A Texas Tragedy (1995) (TV) ....
Lucas Constable Sr.
... aka After Laurette (1995) (TV)
Pyromaniac's Love Story, A (1995) (uncredited) ....
Mr. Lumpke
... aka Burning Love (1995) (Belgium: video title English
title)
Janek: A Silent Betrayal (1994) (TV) .... Lt. Frank
Janek
Jonathan Stone: Threat of Innocence (1994) (TV) ....
Jonathan Stone
... aka Frame Up (1994) (TV)
Forget-Me-Not Murders, The (1994) (TV) .... Frank Janek
... aka Janek: Forget-Me-Not Murders (1994) (TV)
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) .... Col. Denton Walters
... aka Hot Shots! 2 (1993) (Australia)
Place to Be Loved, A (1993) (TV) .... George Russ
... aka Shattered Family (1993) (TV) (UK)
Terror on Track 9 (1992) (TV) .... Frank Janek
Intruders (1992) (TV) .... Doctor Neil Chase
"Pros and Cons" (1991) TV Series .... Mitch
O'Hannon
And the Sea Will Tell (1991) (TV) .... Vincent Bugliosi
Circus of the Stars #15 (1990) (TV) .... Ringmaster
Murder Times Seven (1990) (TV) .... Frank Janek
... aka Murder x 7 (1990) (TV)
Last Flight Out (1990) (TV) .... Dan Hood
Montana (1990) (TV) .... Hoyce Guthrie
Murder in Black and White (1990) (TV) .... Frank Janek
Mort Sahl: The Loyal Opposition (1989) (TV) (voice)
.... Himself/Narrator
Stuck with Each Other (1989) (TV) .... Bert Medwick
Case of the Hillside Stranglers, The (1989) (TV) ....
Bob Grogan
... aka Hillside Stranglers, The (1989) (TV)
Leviathan (1989) .... Doctor Glen Thompson
Internal Affairs (1988) (TV) .... Frank Janek
Rambo III (1988) .... Colonel Trautman
Plaza Suite (1987) (TV) .... Roy Hubley
Kids Like These (1987) (TV) .... Bob Goodman
Police Story: The Freeway Killings (1987) (TV) ....
Deputy Chief Bob Devers
High Price of Passion, The (1986) (TV) .... Williams
Douglas
"On Wings of Eagles" (1986) (mini) TV Series
.... H. Ross Perot
Case of Deadly Force, A (1986) (TV) .... Lawrence O'Donnell
Sr
Doubletake (1985) (TV) .... Frank Janek
Rape of Richard Beck, The (1985) (TV) .... Richard Beck
... aka Broken Badge, The (1985) (TV)
... aka Violated (1985) (TV) (USA: video title)
Summer Rental (1985) .... Al Pellet
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) .... Colonel Samuel
Trautman
Squaring the Circle (1984) (TV) .... The Narrator
Flamingo Kid, The (1984) .... Phil Brody
Terror in the Aisles (1984) (archive footage) .... Mike
Talman (segment "Wait Until Dark")
... aka Time for Terror (1984) (Europe: video title
English title)
Passions (1984) (TV) .... Richard Kennerly
Table for Five (1983) .... Mitchell
First Blood (1982) .... Colonel Samuel Trautman
... aka Rambo: First Blood (1982)
"It Takes Two" (1982/I) TV Series .... Dr.
Sam Quinn
Day the Bubble Burst, The (1982) (TV) .... Jesse Livermore
Making of 'First Blood', The (1982) (TV) .... Himself
"Look at Us" (1981) TV Series
Ordeal of Bill Carney, The (1981) (TV) .... Mason Rose
Body Heat (1981) .... Edmund Walker
Musical Comedy Tonight II (1981) (TV)
... aka Sylvia Fine Kaye's Musical Comedy Tonight II
(1981) (TV) (USA: complete title)
Fugitive Family (1980) (TV) .... Brian Roberts/Matthews
Death Ship (1980) .... Trevor Marshall
Wild Horse Hank (1979) .... Pace
Mayflower: The Pilgrims' Adventure (1979) (TV) ....
Rev. William Brewster
Stone Cold Dead (1979) .... Sergeant Boyd
Fire in the Sky, A (1978) (TV) .... Jason Voight
First, You Cry (1978) (TV) .... David Towers
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (1978) (TV) .... Mike Barry
"Centennial" (1978) (mini) TV Series ....
Colonel Frank Skimmerhorn
Evil, The (1978) .... C.J. Arnold
... aka Cry Demon (1978)
... aka House of Evil (1978) (USA: LD title)
"CBS: On the Air" (1978) (mini) TV Series
.... Co-host - part VI
War Between the Tates, The (1977) (TV) .... Professor
Brian Tate
"All's Fair" (1976) TV Series .... Richard
C. Barrington
Breakheart Pass (1975) .... Governor Richard Fairchild
Girl Named Sooner, A (1975) (TV) .... R.J. 'Mac' McHenry
Double Solitaire (1974) (TV)
Honky Tonk (1974) (TV) .... Candy Johnson
Shootout in a One-Dog Town (1974) (TV) .... Zack Wells
Nightmare (1974) (TV) .... Howard Faloon
Jonathan Livingston Seagull (1973) (voice) .... Father
Double Indemnity (1973) (TV) .... Walter Neff
Hombre llamado Noon, Un (1973) .... Noon
... aka Lo chiamavano Mezzogiorno (1973) (Italy)
... aka Man Called Noon, The (1973)
Un flic (1972) .... Simon
... aka Dirty Money (1975) (USA)
... aka Notte sulla città (1972) (Italy)
Footsteps (1972) (TV) .... Paddy O'Connor
... aka Foosteps: Nice Guys Finish Last (1972) (TV)
(USA)
... aka Nice Guys Finish Last (1972) (TV)
Thief (1971) (TV) .... Neal Wilkinson
... aka Day in the Life of a Burglar, A (1971) (TV)
Catlow (1971) .... Cowan
... aka Oro de nadie, El (1971) (Spain)
Red Sky at Morning (1971) .... Frank Arnold
Spina dorsale del diavolo, La (1971) .... Major Brown
... aka Deserter, The (1971) (USA)
... aka Devil's Backbone, The (1971) (USA)
... aka Djavolja kicma (1971) (Yugoslavia: Serbian title)
... aka Spina dorsale del diavolo, La (1971) (Italy)
Doctors' Wives (1971) .... Dr. Peter Brennan
Marooned (1969) .... Jim Pruett
... aka Space Travelers (1969) (USA: reissue title)
Midas Run (1969) .... Mike Warden
... aka Run on Gold, A (1969) (UK)
Star! (1968) .... Richard Aldrich, Producer
... aka Loves of a Star! (1968) (USA: promotional title)
... aka Those Were the Happy Times (1968) (USA: shorter
version)
Wait Until Dark (1967) .... Mike Talman
Sand Pebbles, The (1966) .... Captain Collins
Made in Paris (1966) .... Herb Stone
Made In Paris (1965) .... Himself
John Goldfarb, Please Come Home (1965) .... John Goldfarb
"Slattery's People" (1964) TV Series ....
James Slattery
"Real McCoys, The" (1957) TV Series .... Luke
McCoy (1957-63)
... aka "McCoys, The" (1957)
Our Miss Brooks (1956) .... Walter Denton
Over-Exposed (1956) .... Russ Bassett
"Our Miss Brooks" (1952) TV Series .... Walter
Denton (1952-56)
It Grows on Trees (1952) .... Ralph Bowen
Pride of St. Louis, The (1952) .... Paul Dean
Red Skies of Montana (1952) .... Noxon
... aka Smoke Jumpers (1952)
Let's Dance (1950) (uncredited) .... Bit Part
--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet
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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
WTF???
Did he die today or something? Now, I checked CNN and
all that before I
posted this, and AFAIK he is still alive. Course, the
big news ops go
to sleep early on Saturday.
So, if not, well, hell, he was an OK actor, kinda in
the league of
Bradford Dillman only more people would reknize him
cuz he squinted a
bit like Rumsfeld, or at least flashed his teeth kinda
the same way.
But not worthy of a retrospective IMHO. Unless it's
a PBS special
shared with James Whitmore and so on as a general retrospective
of 70's
actors who are still breathing.
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> WTF???
>
> Did he die today or something?
assumed room temperature, bit the dust, bought
the farm, breathed his last, came to the end of
the road, cashed in his chips, cooled off, croaked,
deep sixed, expired, gave up the ghost, headed for
the hearse and the last roundup, kicked off, kicked
the bucket, lay down one last time, lay with the
lilies, left this mortal plane, met his maker, met
Mr. Jordan, passed away, cashed in his chips, passed
on, perished, permanently changed his address, pushed
up daisies, returned to dust, slipped his cable,
slipped this mortal coil, sprouted wings, took the
last count, traveled to kingdom come, turned up his
toes, went across the creek, went belly up, went to
glory, went the way of all flesh, went to his final
reward, went west, went for a short trip south.
Or, my fav: "Got triple his money back."
--
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali (Reformed)
***********
Remember, death is just a part of killing.
--nu-monet
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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Ahh, fuck. A few seconds after my post, the flash came
across
ABCNEWS.COM.
Hey, nu-monet, you left out "he sings with the
choir invisible, he has
ceased to be, he is an EX ACTOR".
I assume the authorities involved quickly ruled out
the "stunned"
theory.
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Message-ID: <3E2AC577.6ADE@succeeds.com>
I think it's noteworthy that he died just after
they announced a new Rambo movie, with Rambo
"taking on" Osama bin Laden.
Which means he died of embarassment.
Assuming John Rambo was 18 years old at the end
of the Vietnam War in 1972, which would also
assume that he got 4 purple hearts, 4 bronze
stars, 2 silver stars, a Distinguished Service
Cross and a Medal of Honor within one year,
this would make him about 49 years old today.
Of course this doesn't take into account all
those years of Rambo fighting the Nazis.
--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet
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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
The story of his death is now the last entry on the
CNN page as of about
12:45 eastern. When it finally rolls off the "front
page", does that
mean he isn't dead any more?
Is that how it works? Or does everybody start forgetting
him at that
point?
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> The story of his death is now the last entry
> on the CNN page as of about 12:45 eastern.
> When it finally rolls off the "front page",
> does that mean he isn't dead any more?
>
> Is that how it works? Or does everybody start
> forgetting him at that point?
>
Ordinarily, yes. However, in this case, he will
briefly be dead again when they start the public
debate over who will replace him in the new
"Rambo" movie.
My guesses are Gary Busey, Charles Napier, Tommy
Lee Jones, Michael Ironside or Denzel Washington.
--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
In article <3E2A0E31.101C@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> Or, my fav: "Got triple his money back."
EEEEYEEEEE HYAWR HYAWR HYAWAR, that's a good one. Yessiree I LIKE that.
Wouldn't make a bad epitath for a SubGenius, etched on a tombstone.
"HERE LIES NU-MONET.
GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."
Mine is already reserved: "I'LL GET 'EM FOR THIS."
So long Richard Crenna.
"They always end up on their heads."
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> Wouldn't make a bad epitath for a SubGenius,
> etched on a tombstone.
>
> "HERE LIES NU-MONET.
>
> GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."
>
Goddamn right I'm gonna use that as a sig.
Fuckers'll prolly knock it over before the
ground is packed solid.
--
"HERE LIES NU-MONET.
GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."
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From: ridetheory <ridetheory@notmail.com>
in article 190120031457340919%stang@subgenius.com, Rev.
Ivan Stang at
stang@subgenius.com wrote on 1/19/03 11:57 AM:
> Wouldn't make a bad epitath for a SubGenius, etched
on a tombstone.
>
> "HERE LIES NU-MONET.
>
> GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."
>
>
> Mine is already reserved: "I'LL GET 'EM FOR
THIS."
IGNATZ TOPOLINO
DIED ON A ROLLER COASTER
or
IGNATZ TOPOLINO
DIDN'T DIE ON A ROLLER COASTER
iggy
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