WHAT'S NEW ON SUBSITE

How busted is my ass!... but AH, the fruits of it!

And of your ass ass well, perhaps.

Uploaded to http://www.subgenius.com is an entire new "ONLINE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL". 120 mb and a few THOUSAND art and text files' worth.

Go to SubSITE and click on the Crunt at the bottom, or on the News brick.

The new Art Gallery Mine Tunnel #16 holds about a third of the artwork that was displayed on alt.binaries.slack during the last year, and some of the smaller movies.

The text includes roughly the last six months of alt.slack, MINUS THE SHIT, CRAP, POO and DOOKY. It's amazing what a wonderful newsgroup old alt.slack can be, once the repetition and INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLISM are removed. Only the FINEST assholism has been archived -- chopped and de-headered, smoothed out, E-Z-2-REED for those who can read at all.

I figure that MOST of the SubGenii online don't actually read alt.slack, or ANY newsgroups, just because newsgroups are Old School and clunky, at least for those who stick to web browsers for everything. (If you use a proper newsreading program, and use a newsgroup specialty server company, both of which are cheap to free, you might, like me, spend a lot more time in newsgroups than in websites. You can "COP" more "SWAG" that way!)

Here are the categories into which I broke down the stuff... from the splash page:

NEW NEW WAR 4 -- PHOTOS and EYE WITNESS REPORTS from the greatest SubGenius liars, journalists and photomontage hoaxers.

ART TUNNEL 16!!! Plan to stay awhile.

SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS, NEWS, DOGMA REVISIONS from Many Clenches Worldwide

ONGOING AND UPCOMING EVENTS

LAST MINUTE NEWS UPDATES Obits... Secrets... Oddities!

LATEST REVISED FAQs OF THE SUBGENIUS! EXPLAINS EVERYTHING TO BEGINNERS!

5-Fisted SCIENCE and HEALTH HINTS

and "DEAR SUBGENIUS ANSWER BEING" (advice to the Slacklorn)

Latest RANTS! The most recent of the EMOTIONAL EXPULSIONS for which the Church is hated

ARTICLES, ESSAYS, SHOCKING TV, MUSIC FACTS!

NEW SECTION: "LIES-NEWS" (from the Conspiracy)

NEW SECTION: HAPPY HOLY DAZE!

FICTION-POETRY-SONG-PORN

SALES! SALES SALES!

NEW WEBSITE ADDITIONS!

and the usual:

SubRadio (I updated the Hour of Slack LOGS to match the new shows (PRABACHNER and PRASTADA))
IRC-Chat
TRANSLATIONS of PRIMARY SUBGENIUS PROPAGANDA into FRENCH, SPANISH, and ITALIAN.

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Here's what's in the new art gallery.

I got about halfway through thumbnailing and interlinking the 2001 a.b.s. collection. Includes:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ART from your fellow SubGenius Ministers

THE ART OF THE WAR (4th Installment)
from the arteests of alt.binaries.slack plus probably some stray stuff by (unknown) that was also dragged in.
TOP SECRET: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED (Abbot and Costello vs. the WTC)

Featured Arteests this Tunnel (in alphabetical order):

Rev. Artemia Salina
Bike Painter
Edfred
Rev. Enki
Heart-Ignition
iDRMRSR
IMBJR
IMBJR 1
IMBJR 2
IMBJR 3
IMBJR movies
Also see http://www.imbjr.com
Dr. K'taden Legume
Fernandinande LeMur 0
Fernandinande LeMur 1
Fernandinande LeMur 2
Fernandinande LeMur 3
Fernandinande LeMur 4
Fernandinande LeMur 5
Fernandinande LeMur 6
(Those are less than HALF of what LeMur and IMBJR posted last year)
(and pulled at random, basically)
MISC
(A Whole Bunch of Artists Who Only Did a Few Pieces Each)
Ignatz Topolino, RideTheroist
Rev. Ivan Stang
Stang QTVR movies

SHORT MOVIES by Various SubGenii
(this does NOT include the 800 mb of RM, MOV and MPEG movies I recently uploaded to a.b.s. -- we gotta find a donated server space and pipe for that!)

There are folders full of stuff by other artists yet to go, and, of course, MOUNDS of LeMur and IMBJR from earlier this year. I have posted IMBJR's mpegs but not his Flash animations.

The 1999 and 2000 collections are safe on a secret CD... the bulk of those years is still unarchived on SubSITE. One of these days. I've been doing this HTML-ing all on my oddy-knocky, in between "job" jobs, and bandwidth costs us, so altogether it's slow going.

Also, THE HOUR OF SLACK features THREE HOURS of "holiday oriented" music and weirdness that are, I PROMISE, totally unlike ANY other weird Xmas stuff you'll hear ANYWHERE.

I must say, looking at all that alt.binaries.slack art again was almost like a VACATION. But linking it wasn't, and now I shall SLACK OFF and let YOU have that alt.binaries.slack vacation. I hope you have a fast modem.

Holly Harpy Days!

Rev. Stang

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