Delivered-To: filter-subgenius.com-stang@subgenius.com From: "Rev. Magdalen" <rbevilacqua@austin.rr.com> To: <slack@subgenius.com>

Subject: NEW CONNIE AND IKON ITEMS at the SubGenius Store!!! Date: Fri, 3 May 2002 19:03:53 -0500

Dear Friends,

You've asked and asked for it, and finally, the Ikon product line is here! Shirts, mugs, geegaws and gimcracks all emblazoned with the new Sacred Ikon. And, even more incredibly still, the NEW CONNIE ITEMS!!!!! Yes! The Connieites have truly taken over the Church, as proven by these new items!

View these products and more at our New and Limited Edition section:

http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/products.aspx?storeid=sg_limited

Don't miss the other new items scattered throughout the store, including coasters, frosted mugs, tank tops and GOLF SHIRTS!!

http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog.html

And of course don't forget to see what's shakin' at Connivin' Ivan's Media Shack!! There's some AMAZING new stuff in there that's too MIND-BLOWINGLY INCREDIBLE to detail here!

http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/mediashack.html

Praise "Bob"!!

Rev. Magdalen

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <1AFA8.25956$Q42.1430373@typhoon.austin.rr.com>, Rev.
Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Dear Friends,
>
> You've asked and asked for it, and finally, the Ikon product line is
> here! Shirts, mugs, geegaws and gimcracks all emblazoned with the new
> Sacred Ikon. And, even more incredibly still, the NEW CONNIE
> ITEMS!!!!! Yes! The Connieites have truly taken over the Church, as
> proven by these new items!
>
> View these products and more at our New and Limited Edition section:
>
> http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/products.aspx?storeid=sg_limited
>
> Don't miss the other new items scattered throughout the store,
> including coasters, frosted mugs, tank tops and GOLF SHIRTS!!
>
> http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog.html
>
> And of course don't forget to see what's shakin' at Connivin' Ivan's
> Media Shack!! There's some AMAZING new stuff in there that's too
> MIND-BLOWINGLY INCREDIBLE to detail here!
>
> http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/mediashack.html
>
> Praise "Bob"!!
>

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OF CHRIST JESUS!! This has got to be the coolest
array of mind-blowingly PURE gimcracks and geegaws EVER SEEN IN ANY
CATALOG, ANYWHERE!

I am going to buy TEN of every single ONE of these gorgeous new
Dobbs-and-Connie-emblazoned PRAYER WARRIOR products, the SECOND I can
afford it! For, I know I'll be able to sell them on Ebay after July 5
for THRICE-A-THOUSAND times their current retail price!

HAIL CONNIE!!

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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