ISLAMIC SUBJIHAD

Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 06:12:46 +0200
From: steve nestorovski <steve@drencrom.com> To: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> Subject: Re: We DID recieve the Magazine Status:

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

I got your fucking amazing publication in the mail some time back, and for some reason it has taken me this long to get back to you and say, "HOLY SHIT!"

Over this long period of time, though, it sat on my dining room table, where it was seen by all guests, and then I hauled it around with me on my family Xmas trips, during which I also saw all my old timey buddies in texas and California. Thus, during this period, I have shown it to Paul mavrides, Philo Drummond, Puzzling Evidence, the whole old timey crew, heck, everybody but "Bob". I trust you sent him one too.

Yeah, well thanks for twisting my brain when I was a teenager who thought he knew it all. I'm very thrilled to hear that Mavrides and the old crew got to see it. Send me their contact adresses and I'll send them their own personal copies. Or I can send you a few mags and you can forward them.
Bob got his!

Anyway, congratulations on the incredible work. It's GREAT to see somebody take it in a direction previously untaken.Totally weird and baffling.

Thanks. A Sub Mission that had to happen (Bob made me do it) .

I am also terribly envious of yourTurkish print job. I can't afford to print and mail mail a fucking 4page zine and you guys managed to get THIS done!

Yeah well, actually - it cost us an arm an a leg and we gave lot's away for free. but what's more - we have had trouble distributing it. It's available thru our website and mostly misled radical sounding muslims ask about it. Comic shops don't want it cos it's too graphic design. Graphic design shops don't know which rack to put it on (niether do we, come to think of it), one shop said it was "too political"! It's too expensive for the hep underground xerox crowd. We've even tried to hock it in a couple of art galleries as "art". (This was offered us by the galleries! Guess they don't mix too often with High Siviasts of Holy Low Brow). It seems to confuse and scare people away before they even catch on to what's going on - which is actually exactly what we wanted, but this doesn't help towards paying off the bills.
After you waft away the dope haze and get past the famous dutch tolerance - dutch mentality alas, is a force to be reckoned with.

Anyway, I tried to look at your website some time ago, but you appeared to be still working on large parts of it. I was looking to see if there was anything I should tell the SubGenii at large about this magazine, such as whether they can buy copies and for how much and from whom.

Sales info available on our site! Pass the word! Before we put the mag together one of our trio (a mighty subjinn and dear friend) suddenly dissapeared (see dedication in # 1). Musta been those bad "dates"! so we had to sweat blood to get everything together and realise the publication. The website is another story. Lottsa plans,tons of material which needs to be cemented together. But we are working on it - marching into jihad - left right!left right! With scimitars unsheathed and whirling! Our third member we have found out (after ten ! months of silence) was sighted in Shri Lanka but what the fuck is he doing there - only Allah knows! A shame - for his potential input (mostly audio/visual) is absent. Hopefully he's on a mission from the Almighty and will return to us with an extra nostril.

From what I could glean, you're three guys or things from America but living in various places in Europe, one place being Amsterdam. Yet I had seen no reference to your group among the "EuroSub" cluster of people I know over there, who are mostly Englishmen plus Pope Black. So they even know of ya'll?

Actually, between the three of us, the countries that make up our geographical background are Macedonia, Bon Aire, Australia, England and Holland. We had better not get into genetic backgrounds. We met you briefly on two occasions. Both devivals at The Badcuyp in Amsterdam. We were supposed do a show together at the radio 100 studio but I guess we got our gears mixed up (you guys ended up in radio patapoe and we ended up transmitting (an ad libbing to) the patapoe show and shooting our mauser machine-pistols at an overhead blimp we thought we saw floating by). We have mailed some visual material and photos in the past (some of which was put up on your site in "Work from our dutch clenches" after the amsterdam gig). We don't however, know any "official" Eurosubs except the guy Pope Black refered us to who organised the last Badcuyp gig but upon suggesting collaborational work between dutch Subs we got an educative sermon about what The Church of the Subgenius was about with lot's of membership card waving to boot. We thought it better to expose The Subjinn Sub Mission on our own.

Well anyway, sorry this took so long... lemme know if there's any hard info or ad blurbage I should spew around. I figured if you wanted a lot of attention you'd be splurting it around the Internet. If you were for some reason waiting for my approval, jesus, it's great shit. If you make a million bucks, send half to my PO Box shown below.

Hell and Gehenna ! we do love to wallow in mystery and anonimity in regards to being the mutants responsible for the Cyberjihad mag but we would aprecciate ANY and ALL wind you can blow in our sales, er sails. And as soon as we start making a turnover we will deliver deserved S'aLLa'K to all concerned.

Have trust in Cyberjihad, brother, but tie up your camel!

Steve " The Deadly Hands Of Nesomai" Nestorovski

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