Beefcake Calendars Pre-Order Madness

From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 24, 2002 9:27 AM

Okay, here's the deal:

If you want to reserve a SubGenius Beefcake Calendar, you must either PayPal
the money to me, the humble printer's devil, at:

disciple@templeoferis.org

or send payment to sEXmortus. Since he's leaving for X-Day this weekend, I
don't know that that's a good idea, but work it out with him. Otherwise,
it's going to be first served, first come at X-Day. The cost is $15.00. Add
$5.00 if you want it mailed. (And, of course, include your mailing address.)
If you don't already have a PayPal account, sign up here:

https://www.paypal.com/affil/pal=GWGQDXFCJ66A2

If you sign up and use me as a referral, I'll ship your calendar for free. I
will NOT ship any calendars until AFTER X-Day, because even with
psychopsychic Xist powers, I am NOT rooting around in the remains of the US
Mail to retrieve anything. Also, I will have your calendar signed at X-Day
and ship you an autographed copy if you prefer.

If you do *not* get one because we run out, you can still order one. I will
print more individually if anybody wants them. There will be no extra charge
but you will have to pay the $5.00 mailing fee.

I do not have any details regarding reservations on Connie-ite calendars,
you will have to talk to Her Lusciousness (Sister Decadence) about that.

St. Marc
Of Course That's Ink on my Hands
--

Ghawar is dying.

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