Subject: The Righteous Rath of "Bob"

From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

True tale: a while back there was a particularly
perverted 'toon (unspecified type), on the net.
It's author and illustrator was one heck of a good
deviant, with pretty tolerable artwork and plot
lines that were both disgusting and obscene.

Well, I was *so* impressed (an uncommon thing), that
I actually emailed this guy to both praise him for
his swinishness and suggest that he might slip a
Dobbshead into his 'toon.

Haw! He made the MISTAKE of not just blowing me
off, or telling me to stick it up my ass, or even
I appreciate your considerate suggestion and fuck
you very much. Instead he INSULTED not only The
Church, calling it some "bullshit college frat-boy
bullshit"; but he also insulted "Bob"!

Whoa, Nellie! Within a week his 'toon DIED! It
burned up and disappeared, his domain was shut down
and I'd betcha that he got arrested or something as
he just disappeared off the scope.

And this teaches us...
that you don't FUCK AROUND WITH "Bob"!

--
Frustration is the first time you can't
do it a second time. Panic is the second
time you can't do it the first time.

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Subject: Re: The Righteous Rath of "Bob"
From: "Rev.Geo" <geovoice@earthlink.net>

That wasn't the JAB archives, was it? They vanished a while back.

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Subject: Re: The Righteous Rath of "Bob"
From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev.Geo wrote:
>
> That wasn't the JAB archives, was it?
> They vanished a while back.

It was called "The Thin H Line"

Somebody has archived it, thankfully, though
it is very uneven with overlapping twisted
plotlines. I'll post what I still think was
its funniest one-shot to a.b.s., though be
advised it is adult content.

Most of the strip dealt with masturbation and
necrophilia. Ha ha. But he shouldn't have
pissed off "Bob".

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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