Subject: Most lamented memory loss

From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

I can't remember what Freakies cereal tasted like. I'm sad. I will never
be reminded in a way that will make me taste those little freakies. Oh
well, I thought Quisp was gone forever and I just saw it at the store.
Must recapture childhood cereal nostalgia. I'm gonna take a day off and
do nothing but watch cartoons and eat a whole fucking box of Quisp. Who
the hell needs therapy? I'm gonna regress to the age of 6 and reprogram
myself to be stupider, so I won't care at all about war or money - just
cereal and cartoons.

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: swilliams00023@yahoo.com (S Williams)

Quisp, eh? I just found some Count Chocula and Frankenberry the other
day, too. The one I really miss, though, is "KaBoom" cereal.

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: "Jimmy \"the Snake\" Durango" <mixmastamarshymc@yahoo.com>

What about King Vitamin? Do they still make that?

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

S Williams wrote:
> Quisp, eh? I just found some Count Chocula and Frankenberry the other
> day, too. The one I really miss, though, is "KaBoom" cereal.

COCOA Rice Crispies in chocolate milk. ::)

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>

LXIX wrote:
> S Williams wrote:

>> Quisp, eh? I just found some Count Chocula and Frankenberry the other
>> day, too. The one I really miss, though, is "KaBoom" cereal.
>
> COCO Rice Crispies in chocolate milk. ::)

Yeah, that was good shit. I used to make my own though, by
sprinkling (read, dumping) Nestle's Quick powder on regular
rice crispies and then adding milk.

--
Hellpope Huey on NENSLO: He's the black-ops Elephant Man of the Mensa set.

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

El Queso wrote:

> I can't remember what Freakies cereal tasted like.

Like a cross between Quisp and Quake, with better staying power in
milk than either. They also left a sugar-slick on the palate like
Cap'n Crunch does. Greasy & vulgar to an adult, orgasmolicious to kids
& SubNeeners. I used to scrape the inside of my mouth with that stuff,
lick the wounds later and LIKE IT. Ah, childhood.

>I'm sad. I will never be reminded in a way that will make me taste
those little freakies. Oh well, I thought Quisp was gone forever and I
just saw it at the store. Must recapture childhood cereal nostalgia.
I'm gonna take a day off and
> do nothing but watch cartoons and eat a whole fucking box of Quisp. Who
> the hell needs therapy?

99% of the Church, but who is even remotely equipped to GIVE us any?
Staring into a friggin' Dobbshead is about as close as most of us are
gonna get and THAT'S just a personification of what points to the need
for therapy in the first place. Besides, therapy is there to make a
person more like THEM, not US. I'd rather be mashed into a pulp at the front of a line waiting to see The Who.

> I'm gonna regress to the age of 6 and reprogram
> myself to be stupider, so I won't care at all about war or money - just
> cereal and cartoons.

I'm mostly indifferent to war, but I'm all for the others, as long as
you throw sex in there as well. There's nothing like sitting in front
of the TV with a nekkid gurl, eating cereal and then her and watching
anime. BTW, I still have a plastic Boss Moss. Read it and weep,
sucker, eieieieiei!!

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
Too many of the Hyoo-mons deserve a Febreze I.V.

"It should be a little easier...
...because in that difference, there's everything."
- "The West Wing"

"God's still battin' him around like a cat toy!"
- "The Drew Carey Show"

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

hellpopehuey@subgenius.com wrote:
>El Queso wrote:

>> I can't remember what Freakies cereal tasted like.

YES! I am a SubG quack!

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
essage-ID: <220220031627149864%stang@subgenius.com>

El Queso wrote:

> I'm gonna take a day off and
> do nothing but watch cartoons and eat a whole fucking box of Quisp. Who
> the hell needs therapy? I'm gonna regress to the age of 6 and reprogram
> myself to be stupider, so I won't care at all about war or money - just
> cereal and cartoons.

I can vouch for this method.

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Subject: Re: Most lamented memory loss
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

<hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:
> El Queso wrote:
>
> > I can't remember what Freakies cereal tasted like.
>
> Like a cross between Quisp and Quake, with better staying power in
> milk than either. They also left a sugar-slick on the palate like
> Cap'n Crunch does.

Cap'n Crunch however has that spun glass texture which can lacerate the
hell out of your mouth if you don't let it soften up in the milk first.

> Greasy & vulgar to an adult, orgasmolicious to kids
> & SubNeeners. I used to scrape the inside of my mouth with that stuff,
> lick the wounds later and LIKE IT. Ah, childhood.

Just couldn't wait for the softening, eh? Me neither. The taste of
blood mixed with Cap'n Crunch is a childhood memory that is fortunately
still EASILY relived.

> I'm gonna take a day off and
> > do nothing but watch cartoons and eat a whole fucking box of Quisp. Who
> > the hell needs therapy?
>
> 99% of the Church, but who is even remotely equipped to GIVE us any?
> Staring into a friggin' Dobbshead is about as close as most of us are
> gonna get and THAT'S just a personification of what points to the need
> for therapy in the first place. Besides, therapy is there to make a
> person more like THEM, not US.

"Jus' look how stupid-lookin' that "Bob" is! Hyuk! Heck, I feel like I
could just sit here, laughing at how stupid looking that Dobbshead is,
FOREVER! Hyuk hyuk, duh-EEE."

The Perfect Slack.

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