From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
There is just *so* much Slack to be had at the Salvation Army Store.
It's like visiting old friends you'd forgotten you
had. I recommend
taking the time for such explorations strongly.
--
Promise her anything, but give her Exxon unleaded.
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Subject: Re: BULLDADA BONANZA!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
glassgnost wrote:
> There is just *so* much Slack to be had at the
Salvation Army Store.
>> It's like visiting old friends you'd forgotten
you had.
Yeah, like the lady in stretch jeans with the huge
misshapen butt
shrieking "Amm-BERR! Git over here! NOW! I SAID
NAOOW!" and the two
old ladies with identical wigs the exact color of something
that isn't
human hair at all and the whole family of eight retarded
deformed
children and their retarded deformed parents and the
kids screaming in
spanish at each other and smacking toys on the floor
real hard. Or did
you mean THE SMELL, or that lamp with the filthy stuffed
animal glued
to the base or the bin full of grimy flatware or the
two hundred ugly
coffee mugs with the names of printers and mattress
stores and ski
resorts on them, or the five shelves of baskets, or
the dozens of
quart jars or all the things with OWLS on them, or the
hundreds of
packages of zippers and seam binding and bias tape,
or the torn and
dirty blue jeans or all the maroon men's shirts, or
the ironing
boards, or the chipped pressboard desks, or the thousands
of "happy
meal" toys, or the dying televisions, or the t-shirts
you get for
running in a charity marathon, or the filthy white plastic
coffeemakers, or all the broken stuff marked AS IS?
Yes, it's pretty
romantic if you haven't done it twice a week since 1972,
he bragged.
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Subject: Re: BULLDADA BONANZA!
From: michael_amberwind@yahoo.com (Rajah of the Orange
Groves)
Goodwill, Salvation Army, Value Village are all HUGE
conspiracy
bullshit congames.
They have two big piles - the Good Stuff and the Crap
- which pile do
you think makes it into the stores and which goes up
into the homes of
the employees?
If you said that the Crap winds up on the shelves -
give yourself a
peanut!
Where do you think all the kick ass books, the thousand
dollar Armani
suits, the high end tvs and shit go? For sale for $9.99?
No - they
figure that all us slathering macaroni soup eating non-lawnmowing
masses deserve is some crappy jigsaw puzzles with the
pieces missing,
shirts that cost MORE than a clearance center that sells
new clothes,
and track pants for the fat people to wear who have
given up
completely on their lives!
One guy said he finds money, drugs etc. in the pockets
of clothing all
the friggin' time when he worked at the Salvation Army.
When I went
into the main warehouse I couldn't *believe* the amount
of really good
stuff - and knew that none of it would wind up in the
store - they
just don't have the space, so they just keep it for
themselves. They
are as corrupt as cops.
Value Village gives THREE FRIGGIN' PERCENT of its money
to charity!
The rest goes to line the pockets of fat bastards who
don't even have
to pay for their furniture. I bet some of them get the
good shit and
put it up on Ebay.
Salvation Army is no better - they are a huge tax free
business. Have
you ever seen a skinny Salvation Army officer? Nope.
Because when they
get decent food the bastards keep it for themselves
- the rest is
split between the people who cook in their kitchens
and staff. By time
it gets to the homeless guys, they get macaroni and
friggin' stale
bread.
In Ontario, the government pays the Salvation Army
about $30 a night
for each guy in its hostel. Its basically a big warehouse
with beds
and cheaply made, donated food. Where does the extra
money go? To
unionised slobs and managerial fatcats. They charge
*more* than a
hotel and actually provide *less*. And they call it
charity.
So next time you see a Salvation Army Santa - take
his money and give
it to some homeless people. Then steal all the food
from their
donation bin and deliver it in person to the underprivelaged.
Don't
even get me started about people you see *driving* into
food banks!
The whole thing - top to bottom - is a scam to take
money from the
poor. Sure "Bob" wants your money - but he
doesn't bullshit you about
it!
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Subject: Re: BULLDADA BONANZA!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Rajah of the Orange Groves <michael_amberwind@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The whole thing - top to bottom - is a scam to
take money from the
> poor. Sure "Bob" wants your money - but
he doesn't bullshit you about
> it!
And there are several new CDs and videos available at
http://subgenius.com/scatalog/mediashack.html
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Subject: Re: BULLDADA BONANZA!
From: michael_amberwind@yahoo.com (Rajah of the Orange
Groves)
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>Rajah of the Orange Groves wrote:
> > The whole thing - top to bottom - is a scam
to take money from the
> > poor. Sure "Bob" wants your money
- but he doesn't bullshit you about
> > it!
> And there are several new CDs and videos available
at
> http://subgenius.com/scatalog/mediashack.html
GODDAMNIT STANG I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY OF YOUR STINKING
CRAP!!! I'M
SICK TO DEATH OF ALL THE GODDAMN BLOODY COMMERCIALISM
THAT IS
DESTROYING THE PURITY OF THE SUBGENIUS CHURCH!!! STOP
TRYING TO SHILL
ME UTTER GARBAGE THAT IS GONNA JUST WIND UP IN THE BOTTOM
OF MY FILTHY
CLOSET!!! YOU AREN'T GETTING A SINGLE CENT OF MY HARD
EARNED
DOLLARS!!!
<ding!>
Oooooooh! A shiney Dobbshead! I don't have one of those.
Do you take
money orders? I wish they carried this stuff at Ikea.
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Subject: Re: BULLDADA BONANZA!
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the
Monsters)
>There is just *so* much Slack to be had at the Salvation
Army Store.
>
>It's like visiting old friends you'd forgotten you
had. I recommend
>taking the time for such explorations strongly.
I take my dirty laundry there and buy it back after they wash it!
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Subject: Re: BULLDADA BONANZA!
From: michael_amberwind@yahoo.com (Rajah of the Orange
Groves)
I'd be careful about that - sometimes homeless people
jerk off into
Salvation Army drop off boxes.
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