You just HAD to go and do it, didn't ya???

From: Reverend DJ Epoch <yougottabekidding@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Aug 24, 2002 5:30 AM
Message-ID: <Xns927438C34A8E5yougottabekiddingnow@198.99.146.10>

They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER???

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?????

--
~~ The Reverend DJ Epoch ~~
~~ The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion ~~
~~ Cathedral and Carwash, Divine Redneck Clench ~~
~~ Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel ~~

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Reverend DJ Epoch wrote:
>
> They TOLD you not to do it!
>
> You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
>
> The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER???
>
> WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?????
>

"She...she wanted it. She was dressed provocatively.
There was something in the air that night. Blame it
on the rain. Something in the way she moves, attracts
me like no other lover. She didn't have to be
experienced, to turn me on. We didn't have to take
our clothes off to have a good time. I like big butts
and I cannot lie. She's sixteen, she's beautiful, and
she's mine!"

--
Rule #3: Do Not attempt to ride bears.
--Gary Alt, wildlife biologist,
Pennsylvania Game Commission.

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From: saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca>

On 24 Aug 2002 09:30:39 GMT, Reverend DJ Epoch
<yougottabekidding@noway.com> wrote:

>They TOLD you not to do it!
>
>You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
>
>The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER???
>
>WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?????

'cause i knew it'd piss you off. now stop spying on me through that
camera pasted on the back of the dresser mirror or ill start showing
you my hairy irish ass 24/7 there and you can amuse yourself by
counting the carbunkles on my tired old sagging body.

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Reverend DJ Epoch wrote:

> They TOLD you not to do it!
>
> You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
>
> The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER???
>
> WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?????

I dunno.

Legume
--
"A girl got drunk and balled the dead
and I gave empty sermons to my head"

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