From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
Ginsu wrote:
} I work at the University of Pennsylvania library,
in the Reference
}department. I'm pretty good at it. There aren't many
paying jobs for
}librarians, however, and what ones there are don't
pay much. It turns out
}that the program I am in at Drexel has a parallel program,
a Masters of
}Science in Information Systems. It is in the same
school, and the L&IS
}people have access to all of the same coursework, for
credit to their
}degree. So I take mostly computer courses. I am learning
C++ right now,
}anticipating Java. Not sure for what but I'm learning
it. Turns out that
}I am pretty good at programming.
There will be no librarians. There will be information
engineers and
information technicians. The difference is 2 times the
salary.
} Meanwhile, I applied for and got accepted into
a job as a Database
}Administrator. This job will not be as multidisciplinary
as reference
}librarianship, but the pay is good and it is also a
Penn job so there will
}not be so much pressure as there would be if I had
gotten a "Corporate"
}job. Also I am looking to move into University City,
as I still live at
}home with my dad.
There's a start.
} Menawhile, my dad gets laid off from his job
as a Network Manager from the
}company he has worked at for 15 years, forcing him
into the job market. He
}is a Novell engineer with years of experience and has
programmed in
}Assembler, if that means anything to anybody and they
know of an open
}position in the New Jersey area let me know.
} Further, my girlfriend is in her second year
of law school without a penny
}to her name, and her car is on its last legs. The
loans are coming due,
}the work is piling up, I'm still not out of the house
yet, and menawhile...
}
} The SubGeniuses are complaining that I've lost
my hate.
Not your hate, your FIRE.
} Well, maybe I have! Maybe I've sold out for
a bowl of potted gruel and a
}handful of beans. But you're people to talk. How
dare you accuse me of
}all that. I have never not once lost my faith in the
Supreme Sales Master
}J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. Never no not once! Not
even that one moment at the
}Stump, when I experienced a Moment of Doubt did I ever
lose faith in That
}Man "Bob"! His Chosen Ministers, on the
other hand, have let me down
}plenty of times.
Couldn't a told from your recent preaching.
} And in fact, I realized that if Stang wasn't
making any money off of the
}Church, there was no way in Hell that I was ever going
to be able to. So
}why, then, would I want to give away my services for
free? Answer? I
}wouldn't!
Nonononono. You're confusing your job with Quitting Your Job For "Bob".
} So I go out and get a Conspiracy job. So kill
me. Most of you have them,
}too. And you know what I found? I do need the Church
of the SubGenius to
}purge me of the evils of the Conspiracy. So kill me.
I need "Bob"! I
}need Slack! Kill me! Kill me! I'm in discernment!
Keep It Up! Keep It
}Up! Ok Ok Slack slack
}
}Dammit. I'm still here. But...where's "Bob"?
You mean-there really IS
}
}a Conspiracy? You mean-there really IS
}
}a "Bob"? You mean-
}
}I coulda had Slack--AND I BLEW IT??
You mean, there really IS a Ginsu?
Only Dobbs does and should make money off the Church.
Praise Stang for the
supreme faith for losing the most to prove that point
(and someone else for
keeping him in the meantime).
Quit your job for "Bob", EVEN IF JUST FOR A SECOND.
Then preach your unholy ass off in his name to get the
Slack that money
can't buy. And do it for FREE.
I know whereof I spout. I ALWAYS pay my way into every
gig I preach at.
Take not from Dobbs' pockets. Take instead from his
Pipe.
Yeah, there's a CONspiracy we WE ARE THEM. But WE KNOW
IT and THEY DON'T.
That one fact can keep you giggling your way out of
the interminable
CONshit sequences and save your sanity, and save your
soul so it can
recline comfortably on the couches in the Saucers of
Removal.
Don't believe, O Ye Of The Knife, just fucking PREEEEEEECH.
Hey men.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot,
Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of
the SubGenius
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