Re: blackie's on the dole

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 22, 2002 4:17 PM

In article <Xns92725A7A8833BCortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>,
Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:

> barking lunchbox wrote:
>
> > blackie on the dole
> > I work all day and sometimes nights
> > (while blackie's on the dole)
>
> I think we've found the new songwriter for ESO...

Har dee har...

That song "Whitey's on the Moon" used to be oft-quoted by Princess Wei
and myself when we lived in that ghetto neighborhood in Cleveland. We'd
go to the nearby Tops supermarket, and be unable to find specialty
items such as Skippy Apple Cinammon Peanut Butter; then we'd consider
how one COULD find such items at the fancier Giant Eagle supermarket in
the nice neighborhood where Wei's mom lives, and we'd look at each
other and say, "A rat just bit my sister nell, but Whitey's on the
moon."

Then we bought a house in this NICE neighborhood, which is also mostly
black. But it's MIDDLE CLASS and upper middle class black people, and
we found that the new nearby Tops supermarket DOES carry all the fancy
stuff that we couldn't get in the low-income neighborhood store.

What we learned was that Blackie is on the moon too. It was just US, me
and Wei, that weren't on the moon.

Now, we and Blackie AND Whitey are all on the moon. It's the poor
people of all racial skin colors that are still NOT on the moon.
Anybody can go to the moon, if they make enough money. Or if they drive
over to the nicer neighborhood to shop.

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From: DieFaggots@blaaargh.com (barking lunchbox)

by the way, don't misconstrue any of my comments to indicate that I
have any use for lazy, toothless, freeloading white slobs. I'd just as
soon see them (and their fucking
fetal-alchohol-syndrome-fucked-crosseyed-larvae) starve to death as I
would government-tit-sucking spics and niggers.

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Subject: Re: blackie's on the dole
From: "pUrple" <pUrple@dingress.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 22, 2002 8:48 PM
Message-ID: <BEf99.106$vy2.27718@news.uswest.net>

"barking lunchbox" wrote

> by the way, don't misconstrue any of my comments to indicate that I
> have any use for lazy, toothless, freeloading white slobs. I'd just as
> soon see them (and their fucking
> fetal-alchohol-syndrome-fucked-crosseyed-larvae) starve to death as I
> would government-tit-sucking spics and niggers.

you left out all the other ethnic groups on the planet, otherwise it's
perfect.

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