Pain-cry

From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 11, 2002 6:26 AM

I've just had my hemroids lassoed and now I feel I could pass a
planet.

Just thought I'd share my pain.

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From: "nu-monet v4.0, Expert in Sexual Deviancy" <nothing@succeeds.com>

IMBJR wrote:
>
> I've just had my hemroids lassoed and now I feel I
> could pass a planet.
>
> Just thought I'd share my pain.

Did they use the keyhole saw, the 'Goldfinger' laser,
lay 'em out on a table and hit 'em with a hammer, or
just tie 'em up with dental floss then have that nurse
from West Virginia come in and bite 'em off?

--
"...Human samples are of prime importance, and if
anybody knows how to do a good job of body snatching,
they will really be serving their country..."

--AEC Commissioner Willard Libby

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Subject: Re: Pain-cry
From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 11, 2002 10:45 AM
Message-ID: <qhbqdu4tcgnvu9copfu31u2flm941oue90@4ax.com>

On Sat, 11 May 2002 13:03:26 GMT, "nu-monet v4.0, Expert in Sexual
Deviancy" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

>Did they use the keyhole saw, the 'Goldfinger' laser,
>lay 'em out on a table and hit 'em with a hammer, or
>just tie 'em up with dental floss then have that nurse
>from West Virginia come in and bite 'em off?

They used little black elastic rings - pretty much the same way you'd
castrate a pig I believe.

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From: Slackitude <allyerslack@whereyathink.com>

IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com> wrote in news:qhbqdu4tcgnvu9copfu31u2flm941oue90@
4ax.com:

> They used little black elastic rings - pretty much the same way you'd
> castrate a pig I believe.

I can't vouch for pigs being catered in that fashion but I do know that's
one of a surprisingly large number of ways to castrate a sheep. As for
whether or not sheep get 'roids, now there's a question well worth everyone
calling the local veterinarian to ask. Don't forget to record it and post
to A.B.Slack.

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From: dkr. Xenu v 0.4 <noway@out.com>

On Sat, 11 May 2002 15:45:00 +0100, IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com> wrote:

>They used little black elastic rings - pretty much the same way you'd
>castrate a pig I believe.
Got any pics?

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From: Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>

dkr. Xenu v 0.4 wrote:

>>They used little black elastic rings - pretty much the same way you'd
>>castrate a pig I believe.
> Got any pics?

I'm pretty sure I have a picture of a farmyard covered in lambs bollocks if
that would help?

--
Change (pee) to p for mail

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From: Slackitude <allyerslack@whereyathink.com>

Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com> wrote in
news:1021192943.17855.1.nnrp-01.9e9888c3@news.demon.co.uk:

I'm pretty sure I have a picture of a farmyard covered in lambs
bollocks if that would help?

Wow. I've heard of a rain of frogs but that has frogs beat all to hell and
back for ominous religious portent.

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