NAME THAT CAR!

From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 18, 2002 7:33 PM

So this sick Sub-pal sez to me, in response to some ass-reference:

>>>>I guess that's why no one makes a car called the Gerbil.

So I sez back to him:

I think they'd be able to sell a few with stank names like "POS," "Crapmeister,"
"FartBomb," "StealProof Turdmobile" and
"Dead Opossum." The defiance market of Goths, hippies and SubGeenies would
respond to names like "Fugabout,"
"DeathRattleTrap," NippleGoddess," "Spikerella", "Gleeschlonken," "Plutonium
Porkbelly", "Penilator" and "SinDen."

The potential for hood ornament after-sales would be tremendous. Oh, the
MENDACITY!

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
My sense of perspective is running down my leg
like a Jack Russell terrier tearing after a dropped turkey leg.

"I form the light and create darkness;
I make peace and create evil;
I am the Lord that doeth all these things."
- Isaiah 45:7

I just know that something good is gonna happen
Just sayin' it could even make it happen
- Kate Bush, "Cloudbusting"

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From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>

HellPopeHuey wrote:

> The potential for hood ornament after-sales would be tremendous. Oh, the
> MENDACITY!
>

That's a good one. The Mendacity.

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> The potential for hood ornament after-sales would be tremendous. Oh, the
> MENDACITY!

this gives me an idea: the Cthulhu hood ornament. i'm thinkin', somethin'
about a foot tall.

are there any laws regarding hood ornament size?

nikolai
---
still want to attach those spikes
to the VW hubcaps

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From: battyden@hotmail.com (den)

"nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au> wrote:

>still want to attach those spikes
>to the VW hubcaps

The car that ate Coburg.

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From: "Parr" <gniKyruaL@tenretniTB.moC>

"den" <battyden@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:aeratn$91sjn$1@ID-136027.news.dfncis.de...
| "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au> wrote:
|
|
| >still want to attach those spikes
| >to the VW hubcaps
|
| The car that ate Coburg.
|

Try eating Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. This is a right royal food, specially bred
by none other than the last of the Hanoverians, Victoria, Queen of the
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, Defender of the Faith,
Empress of India.

The highest esteemed example of this food was known as Ed. Many others
were exported to Europe, where they fetched a good price. Due to a war,
the food was renamed Brown Windsor. A series of prints of Whales has
been produced with the same name.

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)>=advertiseHERE((o)> Parr

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

nikolai wrote:

>i'm thinkin', somethin'
>about a foot tall.
>
>are there any laws regarding hood ornament size?
>

The laws of physics - you can only stand so much wind resistance, before you
lose momentum, the hood flies up, or the ornament flies off.

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

"Jolt" cola.

"Death" cigarettes.

--
C.

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From: "Abbess Abyss" <AbbessAbyss@cox.net>

"Can't you make it go any faster?"
"I can't tell if the rubber's meeting the road"
"It just keeps sputtering and conking out."
"Didja check the map?"
"I'm turning the knob but nothing's happening."
"Pull out! Pull out!"
"Can we pull over and pet the cow?"

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <aeog100tts@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPopeHuey
<hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:

> The potential for hood ornament after-sales would be tremendous. Oh, the
> MENDACITY!

One would like to think so, but "Bob" himself found out the hard way
about the so-called "defiance market" with his BEER GOD -- THE THIRST
FUCKER and the Burger God Hunger Fucker campaigns.

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A subsidiary of:
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or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: IKOTA <ikota@wistian.com>

> One would like to think so, but "Bob" himself found out the hard way
> about the so-called "defiance market" with his BEER GOD -- THE THIRST
> FUCKER and the Burger God Hunger Fucker campaigns.
>

Don't forget BUTTFUCKIES - THE GAY CEREAL.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <5f05090e.0206190754.5a096906@posting.google.com>, The Rev.
Dr. Chaos Israel <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:

> "Jolt" cola.
>
> "Death" cigarettes.

Where are they now?

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

>In article <5f05090e.0206190754.5a096906@posting.google.com>, The Rev.
>Dr. Chaos Israel <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>> "Jolt" cola.
>>
>> "Death" cigarettes.
>
>Where are they now?
>

Thriving AFAIK

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"non urum ad ventum."

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

Doesn't matter. We have THIS:

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/index2.html

Arrogant Bastard Ale. National Beer of Dobbstown.

--
Chaos.

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley) hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley) laughed madly, then
wrote:

>
>The laws of physics - you can only stand so much wind resistance, before you
>lose momentum, the hood flies up, or the ornament flies off.

A metallic Cthulhu flying at random downwind on the freeway at 60 mph,
crashing through somebody's windshield and killing them, is not
necessarily a bad thing.

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