Latest Worry

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 16, 2002 12:06 AM

Do you know how to make insulin? Well, I shure don't. And I need it if
I expect to suck much more wind.

I don't know how to make most anti-cancer drugs, Viagra, artificial
hearts and their respective pieces, or a Pentium IV chip out of sand,
nitrogen, and a few rare earths.

Who the hell in the Gummint is securing all this KNOWLEDGE? Western
White Man's best thoughts?

KNOWLEDGE that will be lost forever to mankind if some Fundamentalist
Islamic Regime takes over. It could happen in our lifetimes! All they
gotta do is knock over a drug company that makes the drug YOU need, and
burn up all the nice recombo DNA samples in the petri dishes. Oh, and
shoot a couple of Offendi scientists who might be able to recombo the
DNA all over again.

Maybe this is what happened to the Aztecs and such. They had it all.
We can't find the trace of it, though, because the last guy that knew
how to make the PLAYER was sacrificed on the altar of some fat pig god
with a lumpy penis.

Even Osama himself ducks off to Dusseldorf once in a while for
dialysis. What's he going to do when he finds out the camel chewed the
last replacement filter, eh? Roll a new one out of his turban?

Get my point? Huh? Think the Taliban are going to be nice and make
AIDS drugs and Rogaine, even Tums? Or continue to provide spare parts
for Oldsmobiles?

I DON"T THINK SO!

Hence, I'm not going to be sleeping particularly well tonight. I'm
going to try masturbating again to see if that makes me sleepy...

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