If it ain't frop it just ain't at all...

From: michael_amberwind@yahoo.com (Rajah of the Orange Groves)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Sep 6, 2002 11:08 AM

Has anyone here ever had the experience of people actually *shocked*
that you aren't some sort of drug addict? Some slavering pinkboy
saying "What - you've only smoked pot a few times? You've only done
acid once and found it boring? But you have long hair and seem like
such a cool guy!"

How do you people deal with pinks who can't even begin to tap the
minor powers in their own feeble brains so do the mental equivelant of
a pound of laxative to have anything approaching a profound thought -
which usually winds up as little more than ruminations on God or other
yadda.

I get pissed of when people chalk my hard earned imaginative faculties
to drugs. Slack is all I need baby! If it ain't frop - why would I
even bother???

Pinks. Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

I can't wait until I become a Yeti, then I can just rip their limbs
off or throw rocks at their cars.

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

"Rajah of the Orange Groves" wrote:
> Has anyone here ever had the experience of people actually *shocked*
> that you aren't some sort of drug addict? Some slavering pinkboy
> saying "What - you've only smoked pot a few times? You've only done
> acid once and found it boring? But you have long hair and seem like
> such a cool guy!"

Oh yeah, TELL me about it! It's even worse if you USED to do it and now you
don't any more! People start all kinds of rumors about you and finally you
have to just stand up in front of everyone and go "Look, it was ruining my
health okay?? I don't want to fucking DIE, okay?? It wasn't making me feel
good any more!!" And even THEN people will be like "Just try THIS shit,
this is the GOOD shit, you'll LIKE it!" And other people act all offended
like you've rejected THEM because you don't want to do their favorite drug
any more! That shit is fucked up.

--
So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is ("-- ") and not
the way yours is ("--"). -- Some Linux Freak

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From: "Unclaimed Mysteries" <k4doh@mindspring.com>

"Rajah of the Orange Groves" <michael_amberwind@yahoo.com> wrote in part:

> Has anyone here ever had the experience of people actually *shocked*
> that you aren't some sort of drug addict?

I've been at both extremes. I'm scared of drugs. I don't even drink. When
people find that out they ask if I've recently become religious, having
assumed that the majority of observations they've heard from me over a
lifetime were obviously drug-induced. Yet in junior high I was nearly killed
by a group I wanted to hang out with to get a pathetic "contact coolness"
from them. But when I actually refused a joint it was all over.

I know someone whose drug use in college was gourmand-ish, but he never
became addicted to one thing in particular, because there was always
something new to try. Kinda like crop rotation.

Corry

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allies with the world's worst weapons."-President Bush, South Bend, Ind.,
Sept. 5, 2002

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