From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 7, 2002 2:58 AM
Horoscope (by astrocenter.com)
You are like a chameleon, dear Nenslo, adjusting your
personality to
suit the person you are with. It is important to you
to get along well
with others, so you do whatever it takes to make that
happen. Not
surprisingly, you have developed some pretty amazing
social skills
over the years. Today you are likely to have the chance
to put them
into action. Turn on the charm at whatever party or
group function you
attend today, as you may meet someone who could become
quite important
to your career development.
What a load of crap.
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
nenslo wrote:
Horoscope (by nu-monet)
You are like curvee, dear Nenslo. You ignored them
and
now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch,
then becomes a burning, stabbing pain. It will be named
after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend--
cherish it while it lasts. Underage family member finally
agrees to have sex with you, but only if you get them
good
and drunk first. Don't waste money on tattoos--nothing
can hide those scars. "Urgency" and "frequency"
take on
a whole new meaning. Psychics will lead dogs to your
remains--the source of the contamination.
--
"As unpleasant as you may find it, remember
that nuclear winter is eminently preferable
to the brief yet intense nuclear summer that
precedes it."
-- nu-monet
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From: michael_amberwind@yahoo.com (Rajah of the Orange Groves)
I like your horoscope better than mine. Can I have yours?
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
In article <3D79A38C.7D63462A@yahooX.com>, nenslo
<nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:
> Horoscope (by astrocenter.com)
You must have nailed the absolutely least appropriate
possible
horoscope!
> You are like a chameleon, dear Nenslo, adjusting
your personality to
> suit the person you are with.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
> It is important to you to get along well
> with others, so you do whatever it takes to make
that happen.
HEEEEE hyaaaw hyaawww hyaaaawwww
> Not
> surprisingly, you have developed some pretty amazing
social skills
> over the years.
Gyuk gyuk gyuk
> Today you are likely to have the chance to put
them
> into action. Turn on the charm at whatever party
or group function you
> attend today, as you may meet someone who could
become quite important
> to your career development.
Like that protestor at the used book place.
>
> What a load of crap.
Astrology, a load of crap?? Oh come now.
As a former SubGenius Mayjiccckkian once said to me,
after noticing
that her dreadful life had not at all followed her lovely
Chart, "....
but... but... if ASTROLOGY is bullshit, then.... then
that means ALL of
Magick is bullshit!" From what I could tell, she
did not later follow
through on that reasoning, and in fact later accused
me of killing her
cat by remote-control Black Magic.
So don't mess with me or I'll kill your goldfish from
right here in
Cleveland. Unless they're Aquarian fish -- the accursed
Aquarians are
immune to my killing magic.If they're just in a plain
bowl I can kill
them.
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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
http://www.fridayjones.com/whoro.html
--
Melondramatic (adj) - Used to describe a large-breasted woman
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From: saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca>
On Fri, 06 Sep 2002 23:58:20 -0700, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
>
>
>Horoscope (by astrocenter.com)
>You are like a chameleon, dear Nenslo, adjusting
your personality to
>suit the person you are with. It is important to
you to get along well
>with others, so you do whatever it takes to make
that happen. Not
>surprisingly, you have developed some pretty amazing
social skills
>over the years. Today you are likely to have the
chance to put them
>into action. Turn on the charm at whatever party
or group function you
>attend today, as you may meet someone who could
become quite important
>to your career development.
>
>What a load of crap.
thats cause they're using the PINK planets for normal
people. they're
completely disregarding the all important asteroids.....like
MP#2483
Yeti, or #8573 Ivan. unfortunately, theres no asteroid
named "Bob",
although there is a Bobone, which is damned close enough.
We need a
letter campaign thingy to get minor planet 13013 named
MWOWM. and a
Slack, and a Dobbs fer good measure. then mebbe asterofoolery
would
work.
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